WAIT WAIT WAIT NO I HATE SHRINKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ugh. Now I'm not happy. I was going to tell you guys this super awesome epic story, but now you'll get the pissed off version and LIKE IT(jk).
Well, after being SO FREAKING ANNOYINGLY shrunken, I go to the PC in my room to get the Potion that's supposed to be there, and there's nothing.
Afterwards, I head downstairs, and get stuck talking to Mom for FIFTY FREAKING ETERNITIES, and she gives me random stuff that doesn't even fill my menu up.
So, I head outside to see the Prof., when BAM!
RANDOM MARILL SLAMS INTO ME. SERIOUSLY, * OFF.
And OF COURSE my so-called friend Lyra comes up to me and talks to me boringly for another 5 TRILLION ETERNITIES until I FINALLY get left alone to head to the Lab.
Once I FINALLY get there (after 200 eternities), I begin to chat with the Professor.... RANDOM E-MAIL ATTACK!!
BLAH BLAH BLAH Mr. Pokemon and BLAH BLAH BLAH Cherrygrove City and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SHUT UP AND LET ME GET MY CYNDIQUIL!
Once I recieve Frederick, I go outside, and I decide to look in the lab's window when this red-haired dude kicks me out.
Seriously, I'm gonna get that guy. He's gonna PAY. HARD.
Next, I head out to Route 1 AKA 29 for some RANDOM REASON I DON'T GIVE A * ABOUT, I give Frederick a work-out with some Pokemon battles (spoiler- he kicks *) as I pass a bunch of people who randomly decided to hang out on a route nobody ever stays on for longer than 5 minutes and give absolutely no help to even a new player (XD), I arrive at Cherrygrove City. Okay, OLD DUDE (not) RAPE TOUR!! Dude gave me the Running Shoes for my trouble, and wasted 5 minutes of my time. FUN!
I heal up real quick, helped out by a Nurse Jenny that actually WANTS MY POOR LITTLE FREDERICK TO GET HURT D: D: D: D: D: D:
After purchasing more supplies, I head out onto the next route so I can find Mr. Pokemon and MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE, the old dude has a (not) rape attack and decides to give me a Town Map (okay?). Anyways, I train Freddy(AKA Frederick) up to level 8, passing by a random dude who obviously has ADHD and NEEDS TO TAKE A FRICKING CHILL PILL ALREADY's house and recieve the Apricorn Box (or whatever it's called). And NO FREAKING DUH THERES AN APRICORN TREE OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE I'M NOT A FRICKIN' IDIOT!!
Once I arrive at Mr. Pokemon's house, he decides to give me(my in-game name is Chris) AKA some RANDOM KID an egg to take care of (talk about GREAT LOGIC /sarcasm). While these guys are at it, Professor Oak (not happy with the guy. He's the one who shrank me) gives me the pokedex. AT LEAST they healed Freddy.
I walk outside and.... BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
SHUT UP PROF. I'M COMING DON'T BE SO FRICKIN' DEMANDING!!
I train Freddy up to level 10 before heading out because I'm not a complete idiot, then head out to the lab and WHACK!
Wild REDHEAD WITH NO SOUL(AKA DERPFACE *er(jkjk)) appeared! Let's wipe his face on the floor (not literally) Freddy!
*does so easily*
Dude says I'm weak and leaves. Seriously, me, WEAK?
I boringly head to the Lab, where I officially name the redhead with no soul DERP! (because the earilier name wouldn't fit). After talking to Mr. Policeman (who obviously has no brain because he thinks DERP! is a name XD). After delievering the Egg to the Prof, I head off to continue my journey.
*FLASH FORWARD*
SOOO, once I'm back in Cherrygrove, I heal up with the super mean Nurse Joy (*U), and head out to Violet City. I quickly destroy a couple of trainers, and nonchalantly spam the A button as they ask for my number out of the blue. Once I pick up a few items and clean up a few more trainers, I arrive in Violet City. I heal up and head over to clean out the gym like a boss, but I can't. OF FREAKING COURSE I have to go through FRICKIN' SPROUT TOWER FIRST.
Ugh. I head over there, and quickly utterly demolish a bunch of sages until...
QUILAVA FREDDY GET!!
Then, once I get to the Elder... Wild DERP! suddenly appeared again!
DERP!
Herpity derp derp I don't care about my pokemon herpity derp derp derp I suck at life lolz herpity derp derp.
Well then, with THAT over and done with, I battle the elder.
And win.
In 4 attacks.
U SUCK ELDER.
NEXT!!
So, I heal up my Level 16 Freddy, and head over to solo a gym I wouldn't have to! Fun!(/sarcasm)
Well, I finish up the 2 trainers quickly like a boss, and it's time! BOSS BATTLE #1 GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!
NOT!
CLIFFHANGER!!!
END OF CHAPTER 1:
(I won't be raging in the end-of-chapter parts)
Pokemon: 1
Badges: 0
Restarts: 0 (technically 3, but not really 'cause nobody said I couldn't soft reset for nature :p)
Pokemon:
Frederick, AKA Freddy
Nature: Quirky
Level: 16
Moves:
-Tackle
-Leer
-Quick Attack
-Ember
Both the MVP and LVP (duh, one poke only :p). Seriously, wow. I've never used Cyndaquil before, and Freddy just absolutely DESTROYED EVERYTHING like a boss. Sprout Tower was at least 5 times easier than before, and the bird pokemon are no issue. I'm just not raving about the rival encounter #2 Freddy's going to have to solo... That's okay though, he's still doing AWESOME.