Do you like fish dicks? :PJust because of my name, doesn't mean I am a gay fish.
Devour Veedrock
It is now Night 3, Night 3 will end in 48 hours or when I get all necessary pms in.Dear Veedrock,
You are Uncle Phil.
After being revealed to be the ringleader of the Assassins you launched a full scale military assault on the United States Government, consuming over half the East Coast using bipedal robots called metal gears and mercenaries hired from Darfur. Unfortunately, you miscalculated the effectiveness of the US military and found yourself in a rut. Utilizing one of your mages, you decided to open a demon portal looking for reinforcements. Unfortunately, instead of the reinforcements you were looking for you unleashed Mannoroth and the Rage Virus upon the world. Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I would like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. she gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it first class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like, hmm this might be alright! I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
To help your team, since you are not much of fighter you will use your influence as a judge to talk things over with people. During the night, you may send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Force User1 to vote User2'. During the night you will have a nice long talk with User1 about life and convince them to vote for User2. If they do not vote for User2, User1 will be godkilled at the end of the day, unless something irregular were to happen.
As a rather large man, if you are ever lynched, the following day will have no lynch since everybody will still have leftovers from your dead body. This is additive in case you are lynched in a tie (eg if it is a two man tie then there would be no lynch for the next two days).
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You are allied with the Assassins. You win if the Assassins win.
We are completely aware of who we are following, even the fact that he may be a mafia leader. As far as we've seen, his lynches have been solid lynches, especially the one on IPL Day one. I would also much rather follow some one like him instead of someone like you, who threatens the gun at anyone that does not claim.Please, guys, don't take everything for granted. Read the thread carefully, a couple of players sound fishy. There's one particularly who's been requesting claims, keeping the info for himself, making sure that he's the only one who has it, and has apparently no ability... and yet everyone follows him blindly.
To be clear, They were never officially working together. LonelyNess became weary of IPL from the start, as did I. I became very weary of him especially after D1, when he was acting very suspicious on IRC. Claiming neutral and posting without an apparent restriction were signs to LN that IPL was up to no good, and justly stopped communication. Plans changed, accent, due to the fact that the devouring of IPL was to further the village.Accent said:Now I'm not saying that LonelyNess is mafia, I'm only saying that so far I haven't seen any proof that he wasn't (if I had, things would have been how so much easier). It's also interesting to see how he was first playing along with IPL only to request a lynch the following day
He's calling you stupid because you claim to have a kill tonight, and most of us have yet to see a killing villager in non-fluo mafia.Since I wanted to use this night for the village and not for myself, I didn't target LN, as the majority seems to trust him. But I struggled with myself. LN, you know, insults aren't necessary in a dialogue between grown-ups (I don't know your age though).
Reinstating Bush would be much less painful than you trying to convince us you are not mafia and that we are wasting a lynch.Now of course I can't live one more day, since it would basically be a wasted lynch on me... but what could have been an excellent move for the Infected might turn out to be a wasted opportunity. Here's hoping that everything goes well.
oh right:
BOOOOOOOOM!
HEADSHOT!
My dear friend, I will explain something to you just after I get a quick bite to eat.Looks like Explorer Ace forgot to use his posting restriction. Let's eat him next!
Eo ut Mortus said:Explorrrrrrrrerrrrrrr Ace's big pause marrrrrrrrkes me thrrrrrink he's a bearrrrrrr (hurrrrrrrhurrrrrrr get it?).
It is now Day 4, Day 4 will end in 48 hours or 24 hours after the first dining request is made.Dear accent,
You are FPS Doug.
BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEAD-SHOT! Yeah you are that crazy qqing rage quiter FPS Doug from purepwnage. While playing Time Crisis at an arcade in New York City you acquired the Rage Virus when you exchanged needles with an infected heroin addict (we all know you are high on something and it is most definitely not life). So yeah, you like FPS' and you have like a super l33t computer or should I say you had a super l33t computer.
As an Infected, you now have the ability to actually go out in society and use your ability to go for the headshot to aid your allies. Every night you must send a pm to blue_light and gmax stating 'Night X - Threaten User with Headshot'. That night you will scream BOOM HEADSHOT at your target and frighten them enough so that they drop whatever items that they had in their possession. If you do not send your night pm, your pent up anger will be dished out on your super l33t computer once again and will cause you to commit suicide.
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When posting in the thread you must make all of your posts over the top and totally insane cause that is what you are. Needless to say, bad stuff will happen if you do not comply.
You are allied with the Infected. You win if the Infected win.