Are you kidding me? Let me talk to Acklow. I don't want to have to post my role PM publicly, but I will if I have to. Anyways, give me a sec before lynching me so I can talk with Acklow.
EDIT: So it looks like they're making me publicly claim. Awesome stuff guys.
Slim Guldo said:
You are Stephen Abootman.
You are the head of the World Canadian Bureau in the cartoon South Park, being pretty much a bunch of Canadian stereotypes somehow transformed into a person. Even your name, "Abootman" is a testament to Canadian Stereotypes. You only ever got to appear in one (pretty good) episode of south park, which also happens to be the only one the host has ever watched, so you're very lucky to be in this game! You also hate being referred to as something you are not, which is what you will be using to help the Dizzy win this battle.
At Night, you may send a PM to Slim Guldo entitled "Night X - USER's not my buddy, guy". USER will accidently refer to you as their buddy, at which point you will snap the famous line "I'm not your buddy, guy" at them. They will respond in kind, and you will continue on with this until daybreak, preventing USER from completing any actions that they might have completed. You cannot target the same user consecutively, since they will take steps to avoid you after your first row to avoid you the next night.
You win if a member of the Dizzy is the last user standing or if nothing can prevent the same.
As you can see, I'm the village hooker. Unless you guys want to lynch one of your power roles, I suggest you take the lynch off of me. I don't have a better lynch target to suggest, but you all should definitely
no lynch.
GeneralSpoon has been running around telling everyone I'm mafia for a few reasons. First, he claims that only an idiot would hook n0 and possibly mess up his team. Yea, not a great idea, I'll agree, but I wanted to prove my role asap, and with the info I had, I was pretty sure I could manage not to hit a key role (I.E. Inspector). Anyways, don't lynch just because someone made a bad mistake. Also, he says that I've claimed a few things to a few different people, and yes, I have. I've lied to some people who I thought were mafia about my role, trying to get random inspects and stuff directed away from me. I think I've told one person I was SG and one person I was a rogue. Also, if I was really mafia, I'd have my shit straight by d1.
Obviously you can choose whether or not to believe this. I'm pretty sure that GeneralSpoon is good (He does have some decent reasons for lynching, courtesy of my playing like an idiot), so I think everyone should continue to trust him, even after he mislynches. Obviously don't tell him anything until he's clean, but don't like, lynch him or something.
If you didn't see it up in my paragraph, my vote is for
No Lynch