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IM FINALLY DOING IT FOLKS.
I finally figured out how to look up all my Netflix views so I compiled the list of all the Asian Language Films I had watched last year. +5 from November of 2014 at the very start... just cuz I wanted to include them.
HERE WE GO
OLDBOY
First off is the Korean Cult Classic noir thriller. From all accounts I've heard of the book this movie is basically cinema's Lolita. Fantastically well loved and doted upon as a masterpiece, but holy shit it's just filth yo. This movie is amazingly paced, it's brilliantly intriguing and just unfolds in such a way that grasps your attention and never lets go. But it kinda handwaves it's literal defense of (HUGE TW:) incestuous sexual assault...
Summary:
Actor Choi Min-sik plays Oh Dae-su an alcoholic father and husband who is suddenly framed for the murder of his wife on his daughter's 4th birthday. He is kidnapped to be held in a private black market prison as the world thinks he escaped after committing this crime. For 15 years his only human contact is a tv with some basic cable and so he spends his days learning how to fight, training everyday until suddenly he's released. He immediately sets out on a search to find who did this to him rather than going to search for his lost daughter (who the news had reported was adopted in Sweden). Aided by an old friend a young sushi chef he parses through his life while fighting the goons of his mystery nemesis. Every step of the way his nemesis seems to be tracking him, setting obstacles in his way and controlling his efforts as if Dae-su were his personal puppet. When Dae-su finally confronts the man behind the murder of his wife, telling him the conclusions of his investigation into the villains motives recalling how he witnessed a young girl and a young boy having sex in a school classroom late one day when he was a teenager, and how in looking through old yearbooks he discovered who they were. A brother and sister Lee Woo-jin and Lee Soo-ah heirs to a multimillion dollar conglomerate, the latter of which reportedly committed suicide soon after the discovery. Dae-su however discovered that the autopsy reported that she was pregnant at the time of her death and accused the brother and his nemesis of murder. In this climax Woo-jin reveals his ultimate plan of revenge didn't end with Dae-su's release from the prison.
SPOILERY BIT:
This movie is largely a good thriller but has the same morally questionable trappings of all noir. It treats vile and disgusting and morally reprehensible acts as mere window dressing. The more aggressively gross a noir movie is the more it feels it has achieved. Making people walk through the filth of humanity and deciding "yeah humanity really sucks" and ultimately puts an astounding nihilist viewpoint on things. In being so nihilist it makes the story the literal least capable to deal with such sensitive material. Oldboy's climax is hinged upon two instances of incestuous sexual assault and sexual violence and it kinda tries to make you root for it. The movie tries to make you feel like these instances are tragedies for all parties and not a horrible act in which there is a clear perpetrator. The narrative is literally the villain stating his case for why what he did was okay and justified. And then the end of the movie is Dae-su attempting to make himself forget his relationship with his daughter... except he wants to forget that she's his daughter and continue his sexual relationship with her. The coda is a literal attempt to continue on with an incestuous relationship based on assault by forgetting about all the horribleness of it. THAT'S NOT REALLY A MESSAGE IM AT ALL ON ANY LEVEL COMFORTABLE WITH. Nor should anyone be honestly...
I could rate it, but my take on it isn't easy to capture in a simple rating. I seriously don't think anyone should watch it, and if they do I'm sure they'll find a lot to enjoy because a lot of it is so well done, but it's just not something I'd ever in good faith recommend to anyone. NO RATING
13 ASSASSINS
After such an uplifting start (/s), I move on to a movie that I was left jaw struck with my awe dropped, the Japanese samurai movie 13 Assassins.
In Feudal Japan the likely successor to a collapsing shogunate is a brutal warlord who would assuredly ravage the country under his reign. An aging samurai, Shimada Shinzaemon, gathers 11 other Samurai compatriots and enlists the help of a forest thief to help them track the Warlord's band of 200 soldiers in order to ambush and prevent his rule from occurring. The first half of this epic is spent getting to know Shinzaemon and his governments attempts to enlist him in this clandestine mission against his fellow countrymen. In one of the movies most powerful scenes Shinzaemon meets with the horribly mutilated only survivor of one of the warlords recent ventures. With her tongue cut out, and her limbs cut off she must use her teeth to write the fate of her village on a sheet of paper: "Total Massacre". Motivated to prevent such horrors from befalling the country he asks for the help of some of the best Samurai and Ronin around to wage this small war. Ultimately they catch up to the Warlord and his troops and use explosives and barriers to herd all the soldiers within the town walls. The 130 remaining soldiers at the warlords disposal after the explosive trap are thusly surrounded by a mere 13 men, as Shinzaemon reaches into his robe and displays a scroll for all of them to see before the climactic battle commences: "Total Massacre".
This movie on its surface is just such a fucking amazing heroic epic tale that on those merits alone would make it rank super high for me. But the movie also has a wonderfully personal drama play out throughout what is effectively a small scale civil war, with parties on all sides who know each other, who don't know each other, motivated by honor, respect, justice, revenge, loyalty or money. The story is immensely rich and weaves an outstanding tapestry of diverse emotions with a third act all time great samurai battle for the ages. This movie breezes to a 10/10 for me in the most ridiculous way.
I finally figured out how to look up all my Netflix views so I compiled the list of all the Asian Language Films I had watched last year. +5 from November of 2014 at the very start... just cuz I wanted to include them.
Oldboy
13 Assassins
Ip Man
Ip Man 2
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Journey to the West
Kung Fu Hustle
The Good, the Bad, the Weird
Tai Chi Master
No Tears for the Dead
White Haired Witch
House of Flying Daggers
Kundo: Age of the Rampant
Fist of Legend
Martial Arts of Shaolin
True Legend
Dragon
The Pirates
I Saw the Devil
14 Blades
Shaolin Soccer
A Company Man
The Admiral: Roaring Currents
Saving General Yang
The Divine Move
Iron Monkey
Chocolate
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi
Woochi
The Man from Nowhere
The Thieves
War of the Arrows
The Taking of Tiger Mountain
Bodyguards and Assassins
Kung Fu Killer
Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon
Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame
Commitment
The Suspect
Confession of Murder
Monster
Flu
The Host
The Five Venoms
Firestorm
Outrage
Beyond Outrage
Shaolin
Flash Point
The Assassins Blade
Nightfall
Once Upon a Time in Shanghai
Little Big Soldier
13 Assassins
Ip Man
Ip Man 2
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Journey to the West
Kung Fu Hustle
The Good, the Bad, the Weird
Tai Chi Master
No Tears for the Dead
White Haired Witch
House of Flying Daggers
Kundo: Age of the Rampant
Fist of Legend
Martial Arts of Shaolin
True Legend
Dragon
The Pirates
I Saw the Devil
14 Blades
Shaolin Soccer
A Company Man
The Admiral: Roaring Currents
Saving General Yang
The Divine Move
Iron Monkey
Chocolate
The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi
Woochi
The Man from Nowhere
The Thieves
War of the Arrows
The Taking of Tiger Mountain
Bodyguards and Assassins
Kung Fu Killer
Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon
Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame
Commitment
The Suspect
Confession of Murder
Monster
Flu
The Host
The Five Venoms
Firestorm
Outrage
Beyond Outrage
Shaolin
Flash Point
The Assassins Blade
Nightfall
Once Upon a Time in Shanghai
Little Big Soldier
HERE WE GO
OLDBOY
First off is the Korean Cult Classic noir thriller. From all accounts I've heard of the book this movie is basically cinema's Lolita. Fantastically well loved and doted upon as a masterpiece, but holy shit it's just filth yo. This movie is amazingly paced, it's brilliantly intriguing and just unfolds in such a way that grasps your attention and never lets go. But it kinda handwaves it's literal defense of (HUGE TW:) incestuous sexual assault...
Summary:
Actor Choi Min-sik plays Oh Dae-su an alcoholic father and husband who is suddenly framed for the murder of his wife on his daughter's 4th birthday. He is kidnapped to be held in a private black market prison as the world thinks he escaped after committing this crime. For 15 years his only human contact is a tv with some basic cable and so he spends his days learning how to fight, training everyday until suddenly he's released. He immediately sets out on a search to find who did this to him rather than going to search for his lost daughter (who the news had reported was adopted in Sweden). Aided by an old friend a young sushi chef he parses through his life while fighting the goons of his mystery nemesis. Every step of the way his nemesis seems to be tracking him, setting obstacles in his way and controlling his efforts as if Dae-su were his personal puppet. When Dae-su finally confronts the man behind the murder of his wife, telling him the conclusions of his investigation into the villains motives recalling how he witnessed a young girl and a young boy having sex in a school classroom late one day when he was a teenager, and how in looking through old yearbooks he discovered who they were. A brother and sister Lee Woo-jin and Lee Soo-ah heirs to a multimillion dollar conglomerate, the latter of which reportedly committed suicide soon after the discovery. Dae-su however discovered that the autopsy reported that she was pregnant at the time of her death and accused the brother and his nemesis of murder. In this climax Woo-jin reveals his ultimate plan of revenge didn't end with Dae-su's release from the prison.
SPOILERY BIT:
This movie is largely a good thriller but has the same morally questionable trappings of all noir. It treats vile and disgusting and morally reprehensible acts as mere window dressing. The more aggressively gross a noir movie is the more it feels it has achieved. Making people walk through the filth of humanity and deciding "yeah humanity really sucks" and ultimately puts an astounding nihilist viewpoint on things. In being so nihilist it makes the story the literal least capable to deal with such sensitive material. Oldboy's climax is hinged upon two instances of incestuous sexual assault and sexual violence and it kinda tries to make you root for it. The movie tries to make you feel like these instances are tragedies for all parties and not a horrible act in which there is a clear perpetrator. The narrative is literally the villain stating his case for why what he did was okay and justified. And then the end of the movie is Dae-su attempting to make himself forget his relationship with his daughter... except he wants to forget that she's his daughter and continue his sexual relationship with her. The coda is a literal attempt to continue on with an incestuous relationship based on assault by forgetting about all the horribleness of it. THAT'S NOT REALLY A MESSAGE IM AT ALL ON ANY LEVEL COMFORTABLE WITH. Nor should anyone be honestly...
I could rate it, but my take on it isn't easy to capture in a simple rating. I seriously don't think anyone should watch it, and if they do I'm sure they'll find a lot to enjoy because a lot of it is so well done, but it's just not something I'd ever in good faith recommend to anyone. NO RATING
13 ASSASSINS
After such an uplifting start (/s), I move on to a movie that I was left jaw struck with my awe dropped, the Japanese samurai movie 13 Assassins.
In Feudal Japan the likely successor to a collapsing shogunate is a brutal warlord who would assuredly ravage the country under his reign. An aging samurai, Shimada Shinzaemon, gathers 11 other Samurai compatriots and enlists the help of a forest thief to help them track the Warlord's band of 200 soldiers in order to ambush and prevent his rule from occurring. The first half of this epic is spent getting to know Shinzaemon and his governments attempts to enlist him in this clandestine mission against his fellow countrymen. In one of the movies most powerful scenes Shinzaemon meets with the horribly mutilated only survivor of one of the warlords recent ventures. With her tongue cut out, and her limbs cut off she must use her teeth to write the fate of her village on a sheet of paper: "Total Massacre". Motivated to prevent such horrors from befalling the country he asks for the help of some of the best Samurai and Ronin around to wage this small war. Ultimately they catch up to the Warlord and his troops and use explosives and barriers to herd all the soldiers within the town walls. The 130 remaining soldiers at the warlords disposal after the explosive trap are thusly surrounded by a mere 13 men, as Shinzaemon reaches into his robe and displays a scroll for all of them to see before the climactic battle commences: "Total Massacre".
This movie on its surface is just such a fucking amazing heroic epic tale that on those merits alone would make it rank super high for me. But the movie also has a wonderfully personal drama play out throughout what is effectively a small scale civil war, with parties on all sides who know each other, who don't know each other, motivated by honor, respect, justice, revenge, loyalty or money. The story is immensely rich and weaves an outstanding tapestry of diverse emotions with a third act all time great samurai battle for the ages. This movie breezes to a 10/10 for me in the most ridiculous way.
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