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The Yankees are done.
They lost their Wild Card Game
Three runs, to none!
That Dallas Keuchel
Striking out all the Yanks
Went through the very heart of the
Overpaid, lineup
I wanna wake up in a city
Whose baseball team doesn't stink
And find my teams king of the hill
If I move to Queens!
These pinstriped blues
Ain't melting away
CC could have had a start but he
Was in AA!
If the Yanks can't make a trade
I will yank out my hair
And I will boo!
Gardner! And Ells!
Duh duh duh! Duh duh duh duh duh duh!
The Yankees are done.
They lost their Wild Card Game
Three runs, to none!
That Dallas Keuchel
Striking out all the Yanks
Went through the very heart of the
Overpaid, lineup
I wanna wake up in a city
Whose baseball team doesn't stink
And find my teams king of the hill
If I move to Queens!
These pinstriped blues
Ain't melting away
CC could have had a start but he
Was in AA!
If the Yanks can't make a trade
I will yank out my hair
And I will boo!
Gardner! And Ells!
Duh duh duh! Duh duh duh duh duh duh!
BiGGiE