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Red Panda Mafia - Game Over! - <LightWolf> I want on girl

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Yeti, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Yeti

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    Welcome to Red Panda Mafia!

    Approved by billymills

    Once upon a time, there was a quality user named Empoof, who joined a quality game named MUDS Mafia. He lost, narrowly, but everyone saw the magical light he shone out across all.

    Then he posted cute animal pix erryday arrday.

    Beloved by many, Empoof spread the adorableness of red pandas far and wide. His stash of cuddly images was extensive, and nobody was quite sure how he had such a quantity of cute without exploding.

    Fast forward to now, with real, live, totally legit conversations:

    <Empoof> dude i am so drunk
    <Yeti> cool story bro
    <Empoof> so mafia?
    <Yeti> red pandas?
    <Empoof> legit
    <Yeti> lets make them buy crap so we don't have to balance the game
    <Empoof> :pimp:

    And thus, it happened.

    Now, here it is, the ultimate battle of red pandas.

    In one corner we have the BABY RED PANDAS.
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    In another, we see the OLD RED PANDAS.
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    Let's not forget about the MIDDLE AGED RED PANDAS!
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    Fourth, everyone's favorite romantics, the RED PANDAS IN LOVE!!
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    Not to be forgotten about despite their captivity, the RED PANDAS IN ZOOS are up for the challenge.
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    And last, we have our final challengers, the TEENAGE BASEMENT RED PANDAS!
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    These six teams are here to duke it out, for the championship title of BEST RED PANDA.

    Which Red Panda is the cutest, most adorable, and resourceful of them all?

    That's up to you to decide.

    It seems one team has already bowed out early: the Red Pandas with a Problem. Some of their members bit the dust too early, but at least you can see what strengths they had!

    Note the first was crafted by Empoof, and the second by me.

    Rules
    1 Talk about game while alive. Don't talk to living people when you die. Unless they're on your team. Then don't share post-death info.

    2 No kills N0. Don't post role PM (not much in it anyway). Post roles D1 on. Hosts gon fake 4 u, ask.

    3 If Empoof was drunk while writing PMs, or billy tried to take over, they may be screwy. Chillax, don't worry.

    4 Hostfax can be pasted. Don't post pix tho, no screenshots of your cam sesh with naked Lady Salamence or anything. Fake logs are chill, PM us to fake. Don't pose as anyone.

    5 Nights: 48 hours or PMs in. 24 hours once scrubs dead.

    6 Days: 48 hours or majority. 24 hours once scrubs dead. Grace periods are for chodemeisters.

    7 Bold your vote in format: flavor USER. Edit original post with new vote, your first bolded vote for the day is your vote if you make a new post. Stealth lynches, you can attempt them.

    8 No Lynch is valid. Votes for dead people/suicidal buffoons (inc billy) = No Lynch. Unbold original vote & edit w/ retracted if you wish to remove your vote. Ties = no dice.

    9 Priorities, you can't know them. Priority changers, you can't know by how much.

    10 Dead users, you can target them. Not sure anything will happen.

    11 No items or day actions.

    12 Yeti and Empoof need to be in ur chans, on your spreads. Yeti and Empoof on IRC, ask for emails.

    13 Activity, we'll sub you if you don't have it. IRC, you need it to talk to your team. Please show to game channel: #PANDAS If you don't get on IRC before this post closes I will remove your signup.

    14 Send PMs to both hosts brehs. Also you should probably confirm with Yeti her cohost didn't biff writing your action right. Actions accepted on IRC as well.

    15 Posting while silenced, breaking your persuasion, not including your post restriction in every post that cycle, posting while kidnapped, and all similar things = u godkilled wigga. Trying to get Lady Salamence nudes = u godkilled wigga.

    16 Non-info roles get no result if you succeed by default. You can ask to confirm, though.

    GAME-SPECIAL
    17 You don't start the game with a role. Instead, you get to build your own faction! Pay close attention to the following statements:

    18 Each faction begins the game with $1000 and the link to the Roleset One spread. N0's only use is to buy your first set of roles, off this list. You cannot go over $1000, but if you go under, you keep the $ for Roleset Two.

    19 You will gain $150 for voting in the Day One lynch, and $200 for sending an action PM Night One. This gives you $1400 as a faction to spend Day Two to buy from Roleset Two.

    20 Before you can double up on roles from either Set, each member of your team must have one (ie no cramming 3 roles onto one guy and SG onto another). There is no Set 3, or later purchase, so saving $ after Set 2 is pointless.

    21 The Day One and Day Two lynches will reward a BPV. After that, Day Three on will kill the person with the most votes.

    22 Set 1 roles will be available Set 2 for 1.5x the price. Set 2 roles can be bought twice, but for 1.5x the price for the second one.

    23 Each faction needs two other factions fully dead, two halved, and the last isn't a factor. However, that guy you don't need dead may need you halved!

    24 Every faction has a set flavor that is applied to every action they get: Baby Red Pandas are cute, Old Red Pandas smell like old people home, Middle Age Red Pandas are skilled at their tasks, Red Pandas in Love leave candy hearts at the scene, Red Pandas in Zoos make use of bamboo, and Teenage Basement Red Pandas have cheesy fingers and acne.

    YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO BUY YOUR FIRST SET OF ROLES. You have $1000 to buy with.

    NOTE: Post Restrictor cannot influence votes.
    NOTE: Kidnap hooks the night it is used, prevents a user from being targeted the next day and night, cannot post in the thread, and returns them at the end of that night.
    NOTE: Hookguard works on roles: Hooker and Kidnapper.
    NOTE: Buying two BGs in Roleset 1 is not possible, the price for duplicate roles increases by 1.5. <billymills> 1, 1.5, 1.5, 1.5, 1.5 so if you wanted to buy 5 Hookguards, it'd be $100, $150, $150, $150, $150.
    NOTE: If you do not distribute 4 roles N0, the individual(s) without a role may send "N1 - Idling" and this will count as activity for your $200. If you are hooked or die, your team still gets $ for your effort.

    Playerlist
    Living Pandas (11)
    Soul Torrent
    ginganinja
    smashlloyd20-->kingofkongs
    Mekkah
    jumpluff
    Walrein
    wickdaggler-->Layell
    Darkpenguin67
    RaRe555-->TalkingLion
    pokemonrocks777-->LightWolf
    jalmont

    Dead Pandas (13)
    versailles / Engaged Pandas / Sheriff / Red Pandas in Love / Bamboo staked to the heart N1
    zorbees / Newborn Panda / Inspector / Baby Red Pandas / Skillfully killed N1

    Quagsires / Xbox Panda / Hookguard + Role Duplicator / Teenage Basement Red Pandas / Voted off the cuteness island D3

    LightWolf / Cutest Panda / Sheriff + Hookguard + Silencer / Baby Red Pandas / Strangled by a (BAN ME PLEASE) with cheesy fingers N3
    Daenym / Warhero Grandpa Panda / Hookguard + Role Duplicator / Old Red Pandas / Candy hearts left at the scene N3

    Ace Emerald / Desk Jockey Panda / Kidnap + Announcer / Middle Aged Red Pandas / Voted off the cuteness island D4

    Slim Guldo / Overbearing Mom Panda / Sheriff + Hookguard + Mayor / Teenage Basement Red Pandas / Suffocated on candy hearts N4
    Coronis / Downs Panda / Bodyguard + Rogue / Teenage Basement Red Pandas / Bamboo stake to the chest N4

    Ditto / Star Wars Panda / Inspector + Vote Negator / Teenage Basement Red Pandas / Voted off the cuteness island D5
    TEENAGE BASEMENT RED PANDAS ARE ELIMINATED

    Spiffy / Great Uncle Fisherman Panda / Sheriff + Mayor / Old Red Pandas / Died from cuteness N5

    Paperblade / Yacht Club Panda / Hooker + Priority Raiser / Old Red Pandas / Voted off the cuteness island D6

    Aura Guardian / Dubai Hotel Panda / Hookguard + Mayor / Red Pandas in Zoos / Skillfully killed N6

    Nightmare Jigglypuff / Cookie Baking Grandma Panda / Bodyguard + Mayor / Old Red Pandas / Voted off the cuteness island D7
    OLD RED PANDAS ARE ELIMINATED

    ROLESET ONE & TWO
    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aknab5xiIuLRdDNvX1VTbVlTTHh3WVVxamhOU0FlUUE

    Note your only PM N0 will be with your purchases.

    IT IS NOW NIGHT ZERO. N0 will end in 48 hours at 3PM PST, 2/24, or when all purchases are received.

    Role PMs are going out NOW along with team PMs - all role PMs are OUT. Get your chans and plan your buys.
  2. ginganinja

    ginganinja Dating Haunter
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    christ empoof do you have a one TB hard drive of panda pics or something.
  3. Quagsires

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    what am I here for again?
  4. Walrein

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    qft

    good luck everyone on my (possibly existant) team
  5. kingofmars

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    Willing to sub, bitches
  6. iFailed

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    only 24 players?
  7. Aura Guardian

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    Good luck, everyone!
  8. Ditto

    Ditto /me huggles
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    Hidden Wolf. All claim
  9. Nightmare Jigglypuff

    Nightmare Jigglypuff

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    Panda* duh.

    Good luck, have fun, don't do drugs, don't listen to me anyways.
  10. Claudedwigss00

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    I like pandas, billysux
  11. Acklow

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    I hate pandas, lightwolfsux

    user billymills shouldn't be abusing people's posts.
  12. Yeti

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    billymillsux line

    WITH ALL ACTIONS IN, THE FIRST PURCHASES OF RED PANDA MAFIA HAVE BEEN COMPLETED.

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    You all have the purchases you made. If you need to double check your roles, just ask.

    There are no other results.

    Paperblade has been subbed in for Metal Bagon.
    Ditto has been subbed in for Kaxtar.
    Both were inactivity requests by their team(s).

    REMEMBER THAT YOU ALL NEED TO VOTE TODAY IF YOU WANT MAXIMUM MONEY.
    IF YOU DON'T VOTE YOU ARE A SHAMEFUL BUFFOON.

    The lynch reward is a BPV. Not death.

    Empoof is MIA. I may or may not need to find a third cohost if he doesn't show up and show signs of life :[ Empoof COME BACK TO US.

    It is now Day One. D1 will end in 48 hours or when all votes are in. 2/26 2PM PST.
  13. jumpluff

    jumpluff 世界で一番おひめさま
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    Lynch jumpluff

    for the moment so i don't forget to vote
  14. Daenym

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    lynch Daenym he's a dick

    Edit: damn you ninja pluff it's not even sunny today :/
  15. Spiffy

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    Guys remember lynching me is the cool thing?

    Vote Spiffy
  16. Walrein

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    A vote for Walrein is a vote for not losing.
  17. Daenym

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    shut up spiffy lynching you is only cool when it causes me to win the game
  18. Quagsires

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    Quag Quag Quag Quag?
    Quagsire!
    Quag No Lynch
  19. Jalmont

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    I will be taking bribes for my vote, contact me for more info.

    Until I get some offers I will be voting Walrein.
  20. Mekkah

    Mekkah watashi wa kirai every single one of you kisamas
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    voting Mekkah

    nvm if you're not gonna thank me i will just vote for myself >:(
  21. zorbees

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    Lynch porygon3
  22. Aura Guardian

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    Vote Aura Guardian for now
  23. Coronis

    Coronis Keeping the dream alive~
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    i am shameful
  24. SoulTorrent

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    vote gosoultorrentku because we can.


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  25. Metal Bagon

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    My team never even contacted me...

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