I'll be casting a vote for
dsm77773's "Are you Even Playing Pokemon?" replay.
And with that out of the way, let's jump into some fresh madness.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-277292839
Crustle attempts the Knock Off on Gliscor on turn
two, which fails. Toxicroak is either missing or not using Sucker Punch and dies to an EQ, Scyther with Wing Attack in an evasion-legal format (hey, Aerial Ace), and the chat, featuring stall-raging complete with a racial slur.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/noguardgalaxy-277308618
Scarf Dynamic Punch works okay, but remember only 8 PP, and Torn-T outspeeds Rachi and Heat Waves. In comes Charizard-Y, and nothing's living a sun-boosted STAB Inferno off 159 SpA...only to be outsped and Stone Edged by
non-mega Heracross. ScarfMoxieCross new meta?
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/spookycup-277317696
Volcarona, having triggered Chandelure's Flash Fire once, Heat Waves again--and misses the Mawile it was intended to hit. Meanwhile, we have a Magical Leaf Mr. Mime, Minimize Muk (it's legal, might as well), and Hypnosis Gengar.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-277322357
SD Garchomp versus the world. The world leads with Primal Kyogre. Ratings and chat suggest Chomp's trainer is trying to reverse-ladder, but why not start a new alt? I don't understand some people.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-277322876
Flamethrower Malamar (nice 68 SpA), Iron Head/Bug Buzz/Explosion Genesect-Chill, and Belly Drum Magmar.