Super Smash Brothers...MAFIA! - END

[RBG]

Lynch Veedrock

Veed is all by him self an in order to win he has to kill all the village and Katherine. I think it is a no brainer that he need to be lynched

 

[Mekkah]

I agree that he need to be l

 

[Colloquy]

Lynch forks

 

[Thorns]

time for an epic post

AW SHIT GET YOUR TOWELS THIS IS ABOUT GO DOWN

EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE HIT THE FUCKING DECK

BUT STAY ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TOES

WE RUNNING THIS, LET'S GO

 

[Veedrock]

Lynch forks

 

[TAY]

Lynch forks

 

[Imran]

what the fuck

EDIT: No seriously ^ Forks, I feel for you brah!

 

[Thorns]

Deadline.

RB Golbat immediately points the finger at Veedrock. Could it be possible he was the source of all the deaths? You don't find out, however. Katherine, Veedrock and TAY immediately advance on forks, evil glints in their eyes.

Thorns intervenes, picking up forks and running to the harbour where he pulls out a razor, slits forks' throat and leaves his bleeding body on the floor.

'If you guys get out of here alive, you'll have criminal charges to look forward to if I see you lay a hand on anyone else. Well, here it is.'

Dear forks,
You are Peach, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bowser continuously kidnaps you, and Mario continuously saves you. However, you have proven you can fight on your own, with an array of destructive moves ranging from your Down Smash to your Turnips.

You have a very annoying voice, and this is seen when you use your Peach Bomber. Once every night, you may send a PM to Thorns stating 'Night X - Peach Bomber [user]'. The explosion of pink will cause your target to use their role on you in a daze.

In the interests of safety, you and the other Smash Brothers have split into groups to avoid being detected. However, there are some leftover Smash Brothers who are not in groups. It is in your best interests to find these Smash Brothers. You know

MARY HAD A LIIIIIITLE LAAAAAAAAMB

You are allied with the Smash Brothers. You win if the Smash Brothers win and if Mario survives.

Wahey!

It is now Night 5. Deadline is 5 PM GMT +10, Wednesday 25th March 2009. Get your damn PMs in this time.

 

[forks]

voter apathy kills again!

You win if the Smash Brothers win and if Mario survives.

why was I not informed?

 

[Veedrock]

So many wins tied to Mario, he should've been protected. lol

 

[Thorns]

what do you mean forks, if it wasn't in your pm then the pm I posted is outdated. I blame mafia.txt

 

[blue_light]

The protection of Mario was not a priority, as we didn't expect our own teammates to be working with the wolf to destroy their own team.

 

[Thorns]

stop deadtalking

 

[Thorns]

D-D-D-Deadline.

The foul stench of blood is in the air. Eighteen people came to Delfino Plaza, and seven of you remain. But for how long? The body of zerowing lies on the floor, his heart ripped out and a gigantic bruise on his head. As you look at his body, shivering in horror at the sadistic way this man was killed, AvatarST reads the note.

Dear zerowing,
You are Link, Hyrule's hero of time.

Your exploits are of a great help to Hyrule. You have decided you will fight in this war, and your Master Sword will be of great help to the Smash Brothers. You're also an elf.

Because of your weapons, your vote in any lynch will be worth double. However, in order to do this, your posts must contain any weapon you have ever wielded. For example, you must post 'Sword' or 'Shield' or 'Bow' or the like in all of your psots.

In the interests of safety, you and the other Smash Brothers have split into groups to avoid being detected. However, there are some leftover Smash Brothers who are not in groups. It is in your best interests to find these Smash Brothers. You know

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

You are allied with the Smash Brothers. You win if the Smash Brothers win.

Not too far from zerowing's body is TAY. He is sitting in a chair in the middle of the plaza, rocking to and fro and laughing. All of a sudden, he coughs violently, froths at the mouth and sneers. He whips out his note and reads it to you all.

Dear TAY,
You are King Dedede, the 'king' of Dream Land.

You are big, bad and ugly. You also have a jet-powered hammer, capable of crushing any foe who dare opposes you. You also hate Kirby and his attempts to foil your plans.

Once every even night, you may send a PM to Thorns stating 'Night X - Jet Hammer [user]'. That night, you will visit that user and smash them with your hammer, flattening and killing them.

You hold the Smash Ball. At the moment you do not know what to do with it, but if certain circumstances unfold, you will discover what the Smash Ball does.

You and your teammates are all looking to mercilessly slaughter all other players. Your teammates are:

RAHRAHRAHRAHRHRHAHGHHRAHGHHGARHAH

You are allied with the Villians. You win if the Villians win.

So the Villians were the hidden faction! As TAY slowly dies, you all contemplate your fate.

It is now Day 6. Deadline is 5 PM, GMT +10, Friday 27th March.

 

[RBG]

Lynch Elements

 

[blue_light]

Really, the idiot villains didn't see this coming? Perhaps they just don't give a shit anymore, which seems to be common theme in this mafia.

 

[Veedrock]

Lynch Thorns

Oh wait.

Lynch Elements

 

[Thorns]

One more vote is needed for majority. Since AvatarST is being inactive, as soon as I get the third vote it's game over.

 

[Yoshi King]

LANDMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

Lynch elements!!!

 

[Thorns]

Endgame! Epic post to come.

As Yoshi King, RB Golbat, Katherine and Veedrock descended on Elements, Thorns intervened. He pulled out a Glock shooting Elements through the head. As Elements lay bleeding to death, Thorns read the note.

Dear Elements,
You are Bowser, the King of Koopas.

You have a very tough hide, and are capable of breathing fire. You are Mario's archnemesis.

Your fire will help the Villians in this battle. Once every night you may send a PM to Thorns stating 'Night X - Flame [user]'. The following morning, that user will discover his house has been set on fire. He will be too busy putting out the fire to post that day. If he does post, his house will burn down and he will kill himself out of grief.

You and your teammates are all looking to mercilessly slaughter all other players. Your teammates are:

De
Dede
Dedede

You are allied with the Villians. You win if the Villians win.

One more to go, then you're home free. Or were you? Veedrock smiled, as he glowed yellow and tackled RB Golbat to the floor, frying him with over 9000 volts of electricity.

'No need for this piece of shit.'

Pulling out a knife, he stabbed Katherine through the heart.

'One more...'

He pulled out a cord and strangled Yoshi King to death.

'Thanks Thorns and Avatar. I've been meaning to get rid of those scum for quite a while.'

Thorns and AvatarST laughed as they took Veedrock back home. Lying on the floor - four notes.

Dear RB Golbat,
You are Captain Falcon, the racing star.

You are a renowned and talented bounty hunter, chasing your marks all over the universe. Your trusty racer, the Blue Falcon, has never let you down.

Once every night, you may send a PM stating 'Night X - Raptor Boost [user]'. If that user is targeted by a thief, you will concuss the brigand and stop the theft.

You also have the Falcon Punch at your disposal, but it takes some time to work up the energy to use it. Under certain circumstances, a PM will be sent to you, explaining what the Falcon Punch does.

In the interests of safety, you and the other Smash Brothers have split into groups to avoid being detected. However, there are some leftover Smash Brothers who are not in groups. You were seperated from your group and have to find your way to the Smash Brothers by yourself.

You are allied with the Smash Brothers. You win if the Smash Brothers win and you successfully use your Falcon Punch on an enemy.

Dear Katherine,
You are Ganondorf, the evil tyrant of Hyrule.

Link has continuously troubled you. No one knows how to leave an evil king alone. You have a big sword, which is probably capable of killing anyone, but for some reason you don't use it.

But who needs a sword to kill people? You have the power of darkness instead. Once every odd night, you may send a PM to Thorns stating 'Night X - Warlock Punch [user]'. That night, you will murder that user in their sleep with a bone-crushing blow to the face.

You and your teammates are all looking to mercilessly slaughter all other players. Your teammates are:

TAY, King Dedede
Elements, Bowser

You are allied with the Villians. You win if the Villians win.

Dear Yoshi King,
You are Fox, the leader of Star Fox.

You can fly an Arwing, shoot a blaster, and even save the world from evil dinosaurs.

You are extremely agile and nimble. Once per night you may send a PM to Thorns stating 'Night X - Reflector [user].' That night, you will blind that user and steal any item they possess. You may also send a PM stating 'Night X - Contact [user]'. If that user is Falco, you will be notified of this.

In the interests of safety, you and the other Smash Brothers have split into groups to avoid being detected. However, there are some leftover Smash Brothers who are not in groups. It is in your best interests to find these Smash Brothers. You know two other members of your group:

zerowing, Link
Veedrock, PIKACHU

You are allied with the Smash Brothers. You win if the Smash Brothers win and you find Falco.

Dear Veedrock,
You are PIKACHU, the mascot of the Pokemon series.

You are cute, yellow, and possibly furry. You are also charged with electricity, and you can discharge it through your cheeks. Yeah.

Your little brother PICHU is out there somewhere. It is in your best interests to find PICHU. You have no power at the moment, but this could change under certain circumstances.

In the interests of safety, you and the other Smash Brothers have split into groups to avoid being detected. However, there are some leftover Smash Brothers who are not in groups. It is in your best interests to find these Smash Brothers. You know two other members of your group:

zerowing, Link
Yoshi King, Fox

You are allied with the Smash Brothers. You win if the Smash Brothers win and if PICHU survives, though this could change.

This particular note had print on the other side...

Dear Veedrock,
You are PIKACHU, the mascot of the Pokemon series.

The death of your brother has driven you insane. You trained in the mountains for many years, perfecting your martial arts technique (not really). You can now harness the power of THUNDER ARMOUR and AIM FOR THE HORN. You have the legendary Volt Tackle, which you somehow obtained even though you were probably never a PICHU and you weren't even bred with a Light Ball. Hacker.

Once per night you may send a PM to Thorns stating 'Night X - Volt Tackle [user]'. That night, you will shock them with over 9000 volts of electricity, killing them.

You win if nothing can stop you from killing everyone else.

Congratulations to this game's winner, Veedrock! It was a spectacular victory, and few could have pulled it off. That is not to say you had help though! Epicer endgame post to come.

 

[Yoshi King]

Fox, the ultimate character, steamrolls the competition.

(except 9000 volts of yellow mouse fury)

 

[Veedrock]

 

[Sir_Lu]

wait so since nothing could kill veedrock, he won?

That's a pretty interesting win condition.

 

[blue_light]

Congratulations Veedrock!

(BAN ME PLEASE)s Olie and Yoshi King can go burn in a fire.

 

[Yoshi King]

wait so since nothing could kill veedrock, he won?

That's a pretty interesting win condition.

Heh... I was working with Veedrock the entire time, as I had become a "neutral", so to speak. (That is to say, my win condition failed, and thus I would lose even if the Smash Brothers won)

Ever since the night of Falco's death, I've been working with Veedrock to secure victory. He and I were trading the beamsword to ensure he could never be lynched if he aroused suspicion.

demon: them's the breaks, mate. Like I've said before, it's only a game. I played it and had fun. It's your tough luck if you didn't.