@ Dexington: You get a Poliwag! If male, it must evolve into Poliwrath. If female, must evolve into Politoed.
For Poliwrath:
If you get Water Absorb, you must not evolve it into Poliwhirl until after it learns Belly Drum AND is healed by Water Absorb after using it in battle. May not evolve into Poliwrath until it has the following moveset: Belly Drum, 1 Water Move, 1 Fighting Move and 1 non-attacking move. Replace the non-attacking move with Bulk Up upon evolving. Nickname: Punchy
If you get Damp, as a Poliwhirl, it must solo 10 trainer pokemon that it is weak to as a Poliwrath to evolve. If it faints against one of these pokemon, it cannot be used in any subsequent gym battles or Elite Four battles until it has an all-special moveset. Nickname: Ten
For Politoed:
If you get Water Absorb, you must SR until you get a +Sp.Atk nature. The number of SR determines the number of water moves it must have:
~0-2 = 1 Water moves
~2-4 = 2 Water moves
~4-6 = 3 Water moves
~7+ = 4 Water moves
It must absorb 5 water type moves to evolve into Poliwhirl, and 5 more after that to evolve into Politoed. Nickname: Moist
If you get Damp, your Politoed regrets evolving into a Politoed, as it always secretly wanted to be a Poliwrath. Therefore, it must have the moveset Focus Punch, Water Fall, Substitute, Encore. It must also KO Whitney's Miltank, Jasmine's Steelix, Pryce's Piloswine, Bruno's Onix and 2 of Karen's pokemon. Nickname: Want2bRath