So I'm on my way to a flames game today, which is probably my favorite place in the whole world. I turn to the usual parking spot 1 hour before the game and it's all full. So I go down a block more, kinda going slowish so I can snatch up any spot that I see. Upon parking, a (presumably) crack head runs up and is screaming "I'll get his license Plate". She wrote it down- I asked why, she claimed I was following them. I was a stones throw from the saddledome, in a flames jersey, and I said "no, I'm just parking for the game". She insisted, so I told her to fuck off and encouraged her to go to a police station RIGHT NOW with my plate and that claim (since she was stoned or likely would be coming more down).
THEN not 5 minutes later, two hobos are beating up on another- one holding him and the other beating the crap out of him. I honestly have learned not to help such people for one, because they probably had a knife (he dropped as I walked by, blood pouring from his mouth) and two, because I've been charged with assault before for STOPPING the beating of a homeless person (charges were later dropped after some thousands of dollars were spent). So that was a totally lovely treat to see.
After the game, I was kinda concerned there would be a pimp or something waiting at my car cause I was "following" his crack whore. Nope, instead I was met with a parking ticket. See, I was allegedly parked in front of a driveway (I was about .5 meters from it). However, this 'driveway' was blocked by cement blocks so it can't function as a driveway! Is it illegal to write "Fuck You" on the ticket and stick it under the wiper blade of a metermaid car? This city for 6 years has been the parking price champion of North America. Way to milk that cow, fucking jerks.
Also my sister would not shut the fuck up THE ENTIRE GAME about mundane stupid bullshit. I wanted to kick her in the mouth.
So I leave my favorite place on the planet, after my team WON, stressed out and feeling like shit. This city is going to ruin my life even more than it already has.