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You're sure this is a kids game?

Discussion in 'Orange Islands' started by Celever, Mar 8, 2013.

  1. Vashimus

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HsxuGMWnXM&t=43s

    Read it up my tailbone. ;p
  2. lucariojr

    lucariojr i'm a lombre from home
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    Taken from the latest anime episode:

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  3. Celever

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    Is... is pansage getting shot by a sniper? That or some stupid kid with a lazer pointer... or...
    If I wasn't watching the Johto arc again right now I would watch that episode lol.
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  5. Unoriginal Name

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    Look at his face. It's clear he's enjoying himself... And that just makes it more creepy.
  6. dcae

    dcae naughty list

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    What the hell is that beam? But look at Stunfisk he's just chilling while Pansage does I don't know what. The anime has a lot of moments that's sure.
  7. Zabel Zarock

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    Its the Pokeball recall beam.

    I guess Pansage is that happy.
  8. MahouRedZ

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    GLALIE has the ability to freely control ice. For example, it can instantly freeze its foe solid. After immobilizing its foe in ice, this POKéMON enjoys eating it in leisurely fashion.
    - Sapphire pokédex description.

    This is just creepy.
  9. Shifty

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    Thats creepy but beautifly tops that D;
    "It has an aggressive nature. It stabs prey with its long, narrow mouth to drain the prey's fluids." - Pokemon Diamond version pokedex.

    THIS THING IS EVIL.
  10. Eos

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    I just found this thread.

    I love it. But it's creepy af sometimes.

    Overall: B+
  11. Jimera0

    Jimera0 You don't understand, Edgar is the one in the hole!

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    Oh yeah? That can't top GOREbyss!

    Emerald Pokedex: "A Gorebyss siphons the body fluids of prey through its thin, tubular mouth. Its light pink body color turns vivid when it finishes feeding."

    Not only does it suck the juices out of other Pokemon, it also turns BIRGHT RED after doing so! Lovely!

    In fact is was so bad that it seems Gamefreak decided to retconn it in later versions!

    FRLG entry: "Its swimming form is exquisitely elegant. With its thin mouth, it feeds on seaweed that grows between rocks."

    Seaweed? LIES! It getting more vivid is also retconned out...

    HGSS entry: "Its pink body becomes more vivid with the rise of water temperatures in the springtime."

    C'mon Gamefreak, own up to your evilness!
  12. Zabel Zarock

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    Well there's Chandelure too.

    "Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind." (White Pokedex)

    "The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever." (B2/W2 Pokedex)

    Now that can be depressing. Doesn't stop me from loving it though.
  13. dcae

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    Oooh so that's what it is. We'll that face writhe time of the picture is pretty funny.
  14. CJorex

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    Try reading some of Beautifly's entries
  15. Celever

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    Try reading the rest of the posts in this thread.

    lol, but yeah game freak has some weird thing about sucking body fluids.
  16. inanimate blob

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    Like Gorebyss.



    Emerald
    A Gorebyss siphons the body fluids of prey through its thin, tubular mouth. Its light pink body color turns vivid when it finishes feeding.
  17. jackm

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    That was mentioned literally 5 posts ago.

    [EDIT] oh jeez, that is kindof spooky
  18. Celever

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    Ironically Beautifly was mentioned 5 posts before cjorex mentioned it.
    Spooky o_O
  19. Unoriginal Name

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    Klink:

    White Pokedex entry: Interlocking two bodies and spinning around generates the energy they need to live.

    Klang's BW2 dex: A minigear and big gear comprise its body. If the minigear it launches at a foe doesn’t return, it will die.

    So... They die if they stop spinning or go apart? Game Freak has a way of forcing mons to do their animations... Spoink, Klink, etc.
  20. inanimate blob

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    I sure hope Spoink evolves to lose that trait.
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    Yes, Grumpig doesn't to jump all the time, fortunately.


    Elgyem's Black dex: It uses its strong psychic power to squeeze its opponent’s brain, causing unendurable headaches.

    Brain squeezing alien!


    Edit: Stunfisk, too.


    Black: Its skin is very hard, so it is unhurt even if stepped on by sumo wrestlers. It smiles when transmitting electricity.

    White: It conceals itself in the mud of the seashore. Then it waits. When prey touch it, it delivers a jolt of electricity.

    BW2: When its opponent can’t be paralyzed, it contorts itself with unexpected speed and flops away.


    So, it waits and traps then shocks foes while smiling maniacally, then storms away when it can't do so?
  22. CJorex

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    Stunfisk is seriously the most maniacal pokemon ever.
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  24. Unoriginal Name

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    Fear the Fishk!

    ...
    Cause It's Huge (open)

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    But it's too cute to hate!
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    Still evil though... Look at that face... *shiver*
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    Edit: Oh, and it's species is "Stunfisk, the Trap Pokemon," according to the card above.
    I just... I don't... Can't...
    (Anyone who gets the reference behind "trap" probably hates me right now, but whatever)
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