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would you rather your arms or legs be invisible?
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invisible arms so i could put gloves on and look like a mii
you have no idea how confused I was when I read "inevitable" and not "invisible"
might choose that one too if i were you
I choose invisible legs, cause for arms you need to use them a lot, like cooking, reading a book, driving a car, taking public transport etc. And you have to be aware of where you arms are.
Sure when walking invisible legs is a problem, but at least you could estimate where it is by feeling it with your visible arm.
Sure when walking invisible legs is a problem, but at least you could estimate where it is by feeling it with your visible arm.
legs
Say that again?
legs
Invisible lgs
i can't keep defending you phoopes
I'm going to be transparent here Ashley. It's clear to me that you're in denial. I can see right through you.
arms
if your balls itch
you can deal with it and no one will be any the wiser
if your balls itch
you can deal with it and no one will be any the wiser
how would you see where your arm is relative to your balls to itch them
important: your balls are still visible
proprioception
Yeah, it really sucks when you're in a dark room and/or night falls and you can't see both your legs OR arms anymore so you have to find safe cover or a light source ahead of time before you lose all sense of navigation. I couldn't imagine dealing with either debilitation at all times that lightly.
you can still feel touches. not that you know what a touch feels like. you're too nerdy to be touched by others and you're too foolish to be touched by yourself.
Invisible arms
By Jove I’d become the greatest gentlewoman cutpurse the likes of which Britain has never seen!
By Jove I’d become the greatest gentlewoman cutpurse the likes of which Britain has never seen!
Invisible legs, that way I can get away with kicking strangers in the groin.
If they try to call me out for doing so, I’ll be able to sue them for slandering and falsely accusing me of a crime and they’ll have no evidence to prove their claims are true which means free money.
Rinse and repeat, I am rich and can give lots of money to family and friends for them to bail me out when i commit other crimes like money laundering and bank robbery, should people even think that someone with no legs could do the latter.
Now I’m a multi millionaire ready to start his own business and can bribe anyone who witnesses the murders of the people who run rival companies into silence. I choose a less saturated market to start my powerhouse business in, perfume and deodorant, and conquer the industry by assassinating the owners of rival businesses which either handicaps or completely ruins them.
There still other businesses like mine that exist, but they’re very niche and mine is easily the most popular in the country and soon to be most popular in the world. Should I start to put in any mind altering chemicals in these products, the millions of people who are naturally using perfume and deodorant will most certainly be under my company’s control.
Whilst this not exactly legal, anyone who seeks to expose my scheme can either just be killed with all witnesses bribed or be kicked in the groin, sued should they try to call me out for it and slammed by the public for slandering me.
No one can expose me, anyone who has the power to put me in prison has been killed, bribed, brainwashed or doesn’t know a thing. I rule most of the world and nothing can stop me from spreading my influence to the rest.
Invisible legs are clearing the superior option, try getting away with punching people in the face.
If they try to call me out for doing so, I’ll be able to sue them for slandering and falsely accusing me of a crime and they’ll have no evidence to prove their claims are true which means free money.
Rinse and repeat, I am rich and can give lots of money to family and friends for them to bail me out when i commit other crimes like money laundering and bank robbery, should people even think that someone with no legs could do the latter.
Now I’m a multi millionaire ready to start his own business and can bribe anyone who witnesses the murders of the people who run rival companies into silence. I choose a less saturated market to start my powerhouse business in, perfume and deodorant, and conquer the industry by assassinating the owners of rival businesses which either handicaps or completely ruins them.
There still other businesses like mine that exist, but they’re very niche and mine is easily the most popular in the country and soon to be most popular in the world. Should I start to put in any mind altering chemicals in these products, the millions of people who are naturally using perfume and deodorant will most certainly be under my company’s control.
Whilst this not exactly legal, anyone who seeks to expose my scheme can either just be killed with all witnesses bribed or be kicked in the groin, sued should they try to call me out for it and slammed by the public for slandering me.
No one can expose me, anyone who has the power to put me in prison has been killed, bribed, brainwashed or doesn’t know a thing. I rule most of the world and nothing can stop me from spreading my influence to the rest.
Invisible legs are clearing the superior option, try getting away with punching people in the face.
bro it was just a shitpost why do you have to go that far