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Dear Mekkah,
You are Jagen, a veteran Paladin of Altea. You are allied with the Useless Characters.
I don't think much has to be said about you. You are a pre-promoted unit that only exists to meatshield in the first few chapters, and has growths so bad, people use you as the sacrifice in Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon's prologue. To be honest though, you are pretty useful in Merciless mode. By PMing Thorns 'Night X - Challenge USER', you will attempt to engage that user in battle. Unfortunately, you're so bad that they'll be too busy laughing their ass of to do anything that night. Additionally, by PMing Thorns 'Night X - Attack USER with Silver Lance', you will do the only thing you're good at offensively, and kill that user. If more than one Useless Character attempts to kill somebody during the night, no kill will occur.
The other members of your team are:
DUBULOUS
DUBULOUS
and DUBULOUS.
You win if the Useless Characters are the last users alive, or if nothing can prevent the same.
"Heh, these old bones are still good for something. Farewell, my prince. Live, and grow strong..."
Dear Altair,
You are Altair ibn La-Ahad, an Assassin sent to kill nine Knights Templar. You are allied with the Appalling Characters.
You are absolutely badass. One of your killing moves is pouncing onto someone, and killing them with the hidden blade in your left hand. So, you may be wondering why you are an Appalling Character. The answer is simple. You spoke with an American accent. It was the one thing that ruined you. An Israeli assassin in the 12th century should not have a modern American accent. Don't use the fact that the Animus is using Desmond's voice instead of yours as an excuse, you have an American accent because you're lazy. If you possess a Throwing Knife, by PMing Thorns 'Day X - Assassinate USER', you will throw a knife at that user, killing them instantly. Their death will be announced as soon as your PM is received. Unlike other items, you may hold multiple Throwing Knives.
You win if all threats to the Appalling Characters are eliminated.
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."
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It is now time for Altair, FinnRagetti and Mekkah to prove their positions by day-killing and/or lynching mafia. At that point we will hold a successful reign of the game as villagers.
Also, silencer piss off Mekkah.
SILENCER ON CORONIS
Hold off claiming to anyone aside from me and Altair. Won't be on irc til about 1 CST. Pm your claims please before then or I'll start asking each of you for one. Thanks
Edit: Issue resolved with Mekkah. He had a posting restriction on himself and he's clean. Feel free to claim to him, myself, or Altair.
Okay, Finn and I resolved the little problem - you can claim to both of us if you want. Regardless, I'm going to rag each and everyone of you for claims until you're completely claimed, so you might as well bring them here.
[20:34:46] <Mekkah> we should both post that we've solved the problem
[20:34:51] <Mekkah> so people are no longer hesitant to claim
[20:34:51] <FinnRagetti> mhm
[20:34:57] <FinnRagetti> I am about to do that
Reiterating Mekkah's claim. He is clean people, claim to one or more of us please. We are about to start dropping the hammer on a number of you, so please claim to us first. Thank you.