Good God. I thought the Battle Factory was evil when I lost in the FIRST BATTLE (yeah, yeah, yuk it up all you want), but you guys just cranked the sadism up to 11.
Truthfully, I didn't expect people like Rodan to be everywhere.
If it's emerald, switch pokemon often, it lets you start with better stuff.
marcayu: Female Geodude named Rockette that must always have Explosion. On the 7th time it faints, it must be replaced with a -Attack natured Onix named RockSteady.
xyra: Porygon named "Pwnygon". You must purchase Thunderbolt beforehand, use THAT TM on Porygon, and never forget the move.
SeismicSnorlax: Take my good friend Joey the unevolved Rattata. It must be TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE! (Yeah, ha ha ha)
Coolking: Alphonso the Solrock. If it does not hold a Sun Stone when you catch it, it may only battle wild pokemon until level 38.