Every single time I start one I end up never finishing it but, I think this playthrough of Platinum will do the trick.
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Chapter 1: The Legend Begins
Long ago, when the pyramids were still yo- Oh wait wrong speech.
The name's Silver. I live in a small town in the Sinnoh region, called Twinleaf Town. I wanna be a Pokemon trainer so fuckin' bad...screw being a billonaire, too much attention. One day, my legend finally begins...
"There isn't shit on! 649 channels and STILL NOTHING," I think to myself. I finally find something, some small segment about some Professor talking about Pokemon. Must be Rowan.
I get up to get something to eat, when suddenly some idio- I mean my "friend", Neo barges in my room uninvited. Sigh, what does he want?
"ZOMG POKEMON LET'S GET SOME!"
"Calm down, Neo."
"CAN'T, ONNNNNNNNNN SPEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sigh, more rehab in his future, I can tell you now.
"COMPUTER, MUST MEAN PORN!"
"No....maybe."
"COME WITH ME, ELSE I FINE YOU!!!!!!!"
Neo was always the type of person who takes pleasure in being an idiot. That and always impatient. I follow him outside, where there's FUCKING SNO- Oh wait, I knew that already.
Unimportant stuff happens, yadda yadda ya, get back to the action..
"I'M GONNA RUN INTO THE TALL GRASS LIKE A DAMNED IDIO-"
"HOLD IT!"
Phoenix Wright? Wait, no, Shaga? Nah...oh wait it's Professor Rowan.
He said some stuff, buttt I wasn't paying attention..when suddenly...
Here's some Pokemon, pick one!
=O
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I choose....this one right here!
"BATTOL NAO!!"