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Take more of the drug.
You somehow survive the punishment, and are now maimed (and high) in the middle of a torture chamber. Everyone in there wants to kill you. What do you do?
You somehow survive the punishment, and are now maimed (and high) in the middle of a torture chamber. Everyone in there wants to kill you. What do you do?
You're high aren't you? Is all that even real?
This whole thread has been a dream.
This whole thread has been a dream.
Hoping I don't get banned.
Play Digimon instead.
uh...something incredibly disturbing and urgent is happening and if you don't react to it in a short amount of time some horrible thing will result.
Make something happen.
Twenty megatons of TNT are below you and are going to go off in 10 seconds. There is no way to stop it. There is no way to teleport to safety.
Twenty megatons of TNT are below you and are going to go off in 10 seconds. There is no way to stop it. There is no way to teleport to safety.
Run like a Kenyan.
You are suddenly Canadian. How do you get your dignity back?
You are suddenly Canadian. How do you get your dignity back?
RUN FOR THE BORDER FOR NO REAL GOOD REASON!
You are choas (Yes, the Smogon user. Derp.). You wake up the next morning after a huge night at the bar. You relise you've shaved off your signature beard, and the Smogon Beard-Off is that day. To prevent cheating, the participents are to show off their "entry" via a public video chat. You have no access to a wig whatso-ever, that including wig shops (their are none for 1000 miles). The video chat is on in 2 hours. What do you do?
You are choas (Yes, the Smogon user. Derp.). You wake up the next morning after a huge night at the bar. You relise you've shaved off your signature beard, and the Smogon Beard-Off is that day. To prevent cheating, the participents are to show off their "entry" via a public video chat. You have no access to a wig whatso-ever, that including wig shops (their are none for 1000 miles). The video chat is on in 2 hours. What do you do?
Draw a beard with a colored pen.
Your five-year-old sister walks in on you masturbating.
Your five-year-old sister walks in on you masturbating.
Did she?
You are an entertainer at one of Roller Coaster Tycoon's scenic theme parks, and suddenly an invisible force picks you up and drops you in the lake. You cannot swim.
Can I swim this time?
You just lost the game.
You just lost the game.
*high voice* "YOU DID NOT KILL ME, I CRAWLED TO SAFETY! BUT YOU DID LEAVE ME BADLY DISFIGURED!" laughed the boy.
You are in "a forum" and you don't know what "the game" is.
You are in "a forum" and you don't know what "the game" is.
Play a Different game.
You are dead, and cannot do anything.
You are dead, and cannot do anything.
I cannot do anything, but advanced medicine can.
You find out you've been in a chemically induced coma for 79 years, all your close family and friends are dead, and the technology hasn't really advanced much. Pokemon is in its 165th generation. There are 27450 Pokemon. Smogon can no longer hold up the competitiveness with such large number. People just play like old school newbies. Also, cookie is still alive, and the only member still on Smogon on a forum (at that time it's called Super Forums (competitive play is dead, so you might as well sit and relax in this forum)). What now?
Be a prostitute. It isn't degrading! Plus, all the STDs in the world should have cure by now, right?
Your first and only customer is cookie.
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