Still need a response; though if I did something incorrect in my post feel free to point it out so I can correct it.
I had a thought though, am I just supposed to keep resetting until a good seed comes up and ignore the guide on Smogon? Any guidance at all would be appreciated.
I would recommended reading the little blurb about seed verification. There's several methods you can use to confirm that you've hit your seed, including checking the routes of roamers, calling Elm, or calling Juggler Irwin.