What's the best pokemon to put up screens now that deoxy s is uber?
Edit: this is terrible I don't think there is any duel screener that can lay stealth rocks.
Actually, there still are a few mons left that can use all three moves, namely Clefairy, Wigglytuff, Forretress, Macargo, Mamoswine, Corsola, Celebi, Lunatone, Solrock, Claydol, Metagross, Jirachi, Deoxys-D, Torterra, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, and Smeargle. A lot of these aren't very good, but things like Azelf and Metagross amongst a few others can probably fit the role you're looking for.
With spikes you're a bit out of luck however. The only other things that learn spikes+duel screens are Forretress, Deoxys-D, and Smeargle.
Out of these, only Azelf, Mew, Deoxys-D, and Smeargle can also learn Taunt, while Clefairy, Wigglytuff, Mew, Corsola, Celebi, Lunatone, Solrock, Claydol, Jirachi, Deoxys-D, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, and Smeargle can all learn Magic Coat.
Do you mean hustle? That's accuracy not evasion and anyway smogon doesn't ban ABILITYS that up evasion for some weird reason.
Togekiss also has the ability Serene Grace, which allows it to put up hax-reliant sets relying on Paralysis and Flinching Moves, similarly to Jirachi. The reason some people make the comparison between this and double team is that both rely on luck for victory (one on you missing, one on you never attacking).
Edit:
Your link doesn't seem to work.
Sorry, here's the address of the page I found it on:
http://pokemon-online.eu/forums/showthread.php?4471-Damage-Calculator-for-Generation-5. I hope that works better.