st valentine's day

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the same thing we do every Valentine's Day, Curtains

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
 
Didn't realize this was going to be a serious thread.

Today I'm probably going to play the Mass Effect 3 demo, go to work for a bit, and if it's not busy I'll leave early and play some hockey.

I'll probably feel a bit self conscious about being single, but other than that it's a normal day for me.
 
Fucking reply.

So anyways, what is this "Valentine's Day" of which you speak? I only know it as "National Consumerism Day"

Calling it "Single Awareness Day" is actually the incorrect term.
 
waterwarrior said:
Fucking reply.

So anyways, what is this "Valentine's Day" of which you speak? I only know it as "National Consumerism Day"

Calling it "Single Awareness Day" is actually the incorrect term.
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all american holidays are either "national consumerism day" or "shut down everything for no reason" day.
 
Wow, someone who isn't me it criticising the insane amount of 'stupid' American public holidays. Surely that's a first.

If you know me, you'll know that I don't care very much about stuff like this. Same applies for Valentine's day. I'ma gonna be single for a while. I have got myself a prom date though :D
 
On Valentine's Day I don't sit at home feeling sorry for myself. I go to public areas with a box of chocolates and a flower. Every woman who is not with a boyfriend is single. I find one and start with dinner. THIS WORKS.

Or it would but I have a new girlfriend as of yesterday. Just in time.
 
Dayum, von, that's some real swag.

But yeah, as for myself, perhapsmelancholyforfifteenminutesthenfuckitimmasitaroundandenjoymyday.avi
 
Eat a bunch of shitty candy. I used to enjoy Valentine's Day back when Necco made Sweethearts, but those new Sweethearts taste like food coloring and plaster
 
This being the first Valentine's Day in recent memory that I'm single, I'm going to enjoy it and get bombed with other singles like myself. Work's going to suck Wednesday.
 
I envy you single fuckers. I really should have waited a couple weeks to make my relationship official but nope there went my paycheck!
 
vonFiedler said:
On Valentine's Day I don't sit at home feeling sorry for myself. I go to public areas with a box of chocolates and a flower. Every woman who is not with a boyfriend is single. I find one and start with dinner. THIS WORKS.

Or it would but I have a new girlfriend as of yesterday. Just in time.
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please tell me this isn't a joke
 
This one time, at band camp, I dared the new girl to the band to give Mickey a blowjob as part of our hazing routine. We didn't expect her to actually do it...

edit: my post was funnier before that lamer cookie edited it. js....
 
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