BFD. Nobody cares about the regular season, which is probably shocking to you as a Canucks fan but true nonetheless. It's all about the playoffs and it's pretty clear that playing at a 21-2 clip for the whole season would have killed this team before the playoffs even started. It's pretty telling that they've been playing "shitty" as you describe for 25 games yet they still have the biggest goal differential in the league and could back into the 2 seed without trying if they want.
Bruins are the stone cold lock of the century to repeat as champs. You've all been warned. 22-3-1 over the last 26, and not a team in sight that looks like they could compete over a 7-game series. Goals are coming from everywhere and they have two of the best goalies in the league. +59 goal differential (edit- now its +60) and nobody is even close, and the only teams with more points have played more games. It's a long season but barring a massive string of injuries there's nothing in their way. And yes I just knocked on wood after writing this.
So the regular season is no big fucking deal UNLESS the Bruins are winning. Gotcha.