I suggest a new strategy for arguing against evolution:
"I am not any more intelligent than a caveman, so evolution must not occur!"
Not arguing, but random facts for 'cavemen' before we start throwing the word around.
-fire was invented by homo ergaster, who did not live in caves
-early modern homo sapiens lives in caves, but there were just as intelligent as anyone alive today, they spoke, drew, buried their dead, ect. If you met one today, they would be equivalent to a hill-billy.
-spoken word is believed to have been made by homo heidelbergensis (which is the ancestor of homo sapiens and homo neanderthalis), although it may have had its origins earlier in homo ergaster
-Neanderthals were about as smart as regular people today, they had even bigger brains than us, they are even believed to be better speakers than us and there is evidence than they even sung. Their downfall is the lack of innovation and communication between groups. They are our cousins, not our ancestors.
-the wheel was invented by the Babylonians (I hate popular culture)