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Serious Relationships and Sex Ed Thread
- Thread starter Gabe
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yes thank you i know that you last longer the more you have sex, i'm speaking specifically at the people who say their first time they lasted forever.
i'm guessing since you were watching the clock it wasn't quality over quantity, huh?
Maybe you're just hot stuff?????
But yeah, that's....yeah ._.
Edit:
The rude comment is not needed, thank you :]
hahahahahaha this story was great
Actually I was eye level with the clock it was on his dresser. But it was neither quantity or quality. Sadly this one not just a one off, but a relationship I had. We dated for awhile. At least it didn't get any worse than that, but did not get much better either.
Pppffftt sometimes. That is a pretty apt description of that time though. x.X
uhhh
how exactly could that get worse? like
if it's only lasting a minute, is worse him beating the hell out of you for his stamina failings...?
Oh trust me, there are many wonderful and weird ways for sex to go horrible wrong... Ways that have nothing to do with stamina.
I seemed to have the opposite problem of most of the guys in this thread. I didn't come at all my first time, and after that it would take 30-45 minutes to get me to come (looking back, I pity my poor high school girlfriend). It got better as I masturbated less, to the point where the last time I got laid I managed to get off twice in a 30 minute or so span.
Can't say for the other guys but I was joking bro, come on step it up
This, this, 100% this...I had a girl who thought it was a brilliant idea to slam down on my nuts as she gave me a handjob...like constant ball punching for like 5-10 minutes straight (yes I looked at the clock, I wanted it to end). And then she wondered why I couldn't keep it up to fuck her...
She's actually currently dating one of my best friends...lol
And because I wasn't dating her, kind of hard to say "you suck" to someone you're just fucking
And because I wasn't dating her, kind of hard to say "you suck" to someone you're just fucking
Oh no boo...That makes it easier. You have no emotional attachment. I like to call it giving someone a 'learning experience.' through 'tough love.'
And if that tough love includes me telling them they suck and having my roommate (Jellicent as you know him) kick them out, so be it. They learned a valuable life lesson.
I didn't come the first time either, because she had already given me a handjob and a blowjob the same day. It was kind of whimsical and it was pretty much a shambles. Anyway, we did it properly the next time my parents were out, and it was great except for the mood-killer which was my incredibly squeaky bed. Seriously there is nothing more annoying than a squeaky bed. We also discovered afterwards that we'd accidently left the window open to my street.
This sounds like your hookup reads Cosmo.
Also, squeaky beds can be bad. Especially when you decide to ignore the squeaking and just straight up break the bedframe.
Not all dongs are built the same man. I lasted quite awhile my first time because by the time that chance came around, I lacked sensitivity. Once I figured out that masturbation was awesome I got out of hand with it. (badum tch) Like seriously to this day one of my forearms is bigger than the other. Plus condoms definitely nerf the sensation enough for me to not blow my wad superfast.
There IS a lot of emphasis though on how long you last being how good you are. Not saying that that is always how it is, but when you're a virgin and you've been hearing a lot of nonsense about "one minute man" dot dot dot etc yadda yadda whatever it could make you pretty neroutic about checking the clock while you're mid-coitus.
SO TRUE. Better to tell someone they're doing something wrong, rather then suffer through them knocking your junk around. Protect the nuts man, protect them.
Meh. I thought the thread was a little more boring when it was just "warstories". Liking it better with the combination of both. As far as interesting stories goes...
I remember one good time, when I was much younger and thought that being a "freak" meant something along the lines of being open to try stuff and actually enjoying giving oral, I ended up in a serious relationship with a girl who at that point was just dabbling with S&M. So that was the first time I got to play around with toys, handcuffs, shit, there were times where during we would just end up full-on slapping the shit out of each other. (I have no idea. It was pretty awesome.) Anywho, she liked being choked. Like choked to the point of almost passing out choked, and up until this particular incident, I'd been choking her with my hand. Kinda easy to tell when you should let go that way. This time however, I got this good (terrible) idea, that instead this time I'm gonna use my belt. So here I am, doggystyle, choking the SHIT out of my girlfriend with a belt when she just flops. For a second I thought I'd killed her and I'm freaking out, when she comes to and just starts going again, not realizing she'd lost conciousness for a moment. Needless to say I had to stop and catch my breath, because I was flat out horrified. Lesson learned, never choke your lady with a belt. Bad idea.
It takes more work to do right and has never been better than just normal penetration in my experience. I would only bother with women you know well enough to explore new experiences together with, or with women who are already crazy about it.
Significant disconnect from porn and reality, basically. Crazy I know but.
Significant disconnect from porn and reality, basically. Crazy I know but.
I seriously have no idea how long I lasted first time. It pretty much went something like this. Was at a party at a friends house and his German cousin was there. Now after some fooling around she made me understand she wants to do it. You see the problem was that while sober she could speak just fine but when she got drunk it all went back to just German, but still she managed to make it pretty clear. Anyway the next morning she said she remembered us doing it but she didn't look like it, so I probably didn't make a to lasting impression, but "doesn't matter had sex."
By the way you know how you can last really fucking long? If you're on speed or some other synthetic drug. Now getting your shrunken dick to an actually usable size will take some work. Then during intercourse which will feel like a fucking life time, all you're gonna feel is that you're about to have a fucking hearth attack, but when you actually come it's fucking epic.
By the way you know how you can last really fucking long? If you're on speed or some other synthetic drug. Now getting your shrunken dick to an actually usable size will take some work. Then during intercourse which will feel like a fucking life time, all you're gonna feel is that you're about to have a fucking hearth attack, but when you actually come it's fucking epic.
Or skip the drugs and use your mind. If you're almost there, distract yourself as much as possible and if you can do it well enough you will postpone your climax. My favorite mind games: Name as many types of cheese as possible or name as many breakfast cereal brands as possible
Anal is fun if done right. I recommend it
I agree with Mike on anal. I dated someone who hadn't tried it, so we both tried it for the first time and it was great. We'd do it again every once in a while, but there is a huge trust portion of it. If you do it without that connection, I find it to be demeaning. Which is also why I'm not a fan of ejaculating on a woman unless I'm specifically told to, and I've never done it on a face regardless (and I usually stop watching porn when it approaches that part).