Haiku thread

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

Once a year, at least
The haiku thread rears itself
Still irritating

Lock it? No! Not yet.
They never get locked, ever.
A smogon classic.

Comfy UK flat,
Red hair stuck in shower drain,
Fishy? Is that you?

Godzilla named man,
Posts links, mod for a brief time,
Rodan is the name

 

[GatoDelFuego]

This is a haiku
Most haikus do not make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Cherub Agent]

jorple and nova
the latter is a nice guy
the former a (BAN ME PLEASE)

 

[jrp]

jorple and nova
the latter is a nice guy
the former a (BAN ME PLEASE)

cherubagent is faget
such a faget
such is he

 

[Arch]

This seems familiar.
A thread from my past.
What's that TIK?

Necro in disguise.
Can I be alpha now?
Seriously tho pls.

 

[Cherub Agent]

jonny cant haiku
i dont know what he can do
such a smelly poo

 

[RODAN]

i am the strongest,
in all of the universe
rodan rodan yeah!

 

[scampy]

Roses are red
violets are blue
this thread is nice
but I can't haiku

 

[Danmire]

Why bring up thread
thought was dead
might eat some bread

 

[Jebus McAzn]

the_iron_kenyan
not this fkin thread again
why do you do this

 

[cookie]

look at my postcount
i have seven thousand posts
shade is a cuntroach

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

the_iron_kenyan
not this fkin thread again
why do you do this

It is tradition
Hypocritical Jesus
So is the Bible

 

[Fatecrashers]

ninety-nine bottles
of beer on the wall, ninety-
nine bottles of beer

 

[TheValkyries]

Huge cock in my mouth
I softly tickle the balls
Ejaculation

 

[More Cowbell]

Quick, before anyone else does this:

I see you driving
'Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, haiku

 

[Jebus McAzn]

look at my postcount
i have seven thousand posts
shade is a cuntroach

congratulations
on 7k posts, cookie
laughing at "cuntroach"

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
I lost my marbles

 

[biggie]

look at my shorts they're
comfy and easy to wear
my rattata rules

 

[hathater]

5 syllables here
seven here right now loser
are you happy now?

 

[shinyskarmory]

This is a good poem
you can tell by the perfect
syllable amount

 

[shade]

cookies mum is hot
i have fucked her in the arse
of course she swallows

 

[shinyskarmory]

Help! I am trapped
in a haiku factory.
Please help before they

 

[hathater]

why does people have
to abandon thread when i
post in it you know

 

[Eagle4]

all good haikus have
seven syllables then five
BUT I'M NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM

 

[Rowan]

I swear half of these
haikus were posted in the
other haiku thread