do you put ketchup on your eggs

well do you?

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Holy mother fuck. NO.

eggs are a gift of god. They are the fruit of chicken sex. They are omnipotent, they are delicious, they are soul food

Pepper or gtfo
 
I will acknowledge that ketchup can work with eggs, but I've never needed it. Salt, pepper and a dash of oregano on toasted bread is all I need to go with it.
 
Ketchup on eggs?

Ummm..... Just..... No. Ketchup works with a lot of kinds of food. Eggs are not one of them.

Some pepper and some salt with a side of bacon = Good
Ketchup = WTF have you done to these once delicious eggs? Fucking hell...

In other news, this thread made me think of Dirty Harry for some reason...


Now, if only we could get a similar quote, except with eggs instead of hot dogs...
 
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lol it kinda feels like a thing everyone does as kids. I knew plenty of kids growing up that either put ketchup or syrup on their eggs(usually they were scrambled). I did it once in a while, but everyone just grew out of it. No one I know does it anymore.

When I was a child, I thought and reasoned like a child. But, when I became a man.... (I suppose)
 
I still put syrup, ketchup, salt/pepper, cheese, and any other number of things on my eggs if the mood strikes me (not all at once, mind you). Ketchup is delicious and tastes good on a lot of different things - then again, sometimes I find myself eating it raw out of those little packets you get from Burger King and McDonalds.
 
Ketchup is an Egg NECESSITY. Shut up dumb fucks. Ketchup is a pre-requisite to eating eggs. You couldn't get me to eat eggs without it around. That's just terrible; it's like telling me to eat pancakes without fucking butter or syrup. What's wrong with you all?????


Also, Easy Over Eggs + Corn Beef Hash + White Rice + Tobasco = best breakfast ever
(Of course, Ketchup is also a pre-requisit, but fuck, that should go unsaid-- I shouldn't even NEED to explain the need for Ketchup here).
 
Hell no, all you need is a touch of salt/pepper and they're fine. Hot sauce or pico de gallo if you like adding some Mexican flair. But ketchup? Hell no, eww. Even my ketchup loving brother doesnt ruin eggs with ketchup.
 
My wife does in fact eat her eggs with ketchup but everyone here in New Jersey seems to do that so maybe it's just a weird state?
 
Putting ketchup on anything but fries should be punished by death and even on fries its just acceptable if the person who made them is incapable of using spices properly
 
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