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Also, this entire page is exactly why I don't want another Metroid rep.

Because people annoy you on the internet and being vindictive over something very petty is better than not being vindictive at all?

I'll throw my hat in for making sure that Ganondorf is fun and unique as a priority higher than making sure he is competitive. I don't know why a big sword is most people's preferred way to do that, Ganondorf is kinda much more known for playing big ball tennis than anything else.
 
Because people annoy you on the internet and being vindictive over something very petty is better than not being vindictive at all?
Because people who act like you shouldn't be rewarded for it.

I'll throw my hat in for making sure that Ganondorf is fun and unique as a priority higher than making sure he is competitive.
And the perfect way to do that is to fuck over everyone who liked him, removing his excellent and very fun aerials and Flame Choke to turn him into yet another generic disjoint zoner, just to remove the very small existing resemblance to Falcon.

And it's great to hear that you don't care if he's good, because it confirms my suspicions that the "give him his sword" crowd has no interest in actually using him.
 
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So yes, being vindictive.

I just want, in the crossover game where comically gloved hands fight action figures, to play the one character that I've wanted to play since the first game came out when I was 11. That poll after poll shows a sizeable number of people wanting to play too. I don't go around telling people that characters they want shouldn't be in the game. I don't attack ambivalence. It's not ambivalent to argue that such a beloved character shouldn't be included. It's douchebaggery. It's douchebaggery supported by a lack of creativity (see people who acted the same way in regards to Phoenix Wright in MvC). I'm sorry that it makes me bitter, but I'm not the fucking bad guy here.
 
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I just want, in the crossover game where comically gloved hands fight action figures, to play the one character that I've wanted to play since the first game came out when I was 11. That poll after poll shows a sizeable number of people wanting to play too.
You and the rest of the Ridley supporters can want that without fishing for arguments and being an aggressive, condescending asshat to everyone who disagrees with you.

I don't go around telling people that characters they want shouldn't be in the game. I don't attack ambivalence. It's not ambivalent to argue that such a beloved character shouldn't be included. It's douchebaggery. It's douchebaggery supported by a lack of creativity (see people who acted the same way in regards to Phoenix Wright in MvC). I'm sorry that it makes me bitter, but I'm not the fucking bad guy here.
TL;DR I'm a douchebag for not wanting to reward people who act like douchebags.
 
And it's great to hear that you don't care if he's good, because it confirms my suspicions that the "give him his sword" crowd has no interest in actually using him.

But I do use him. Right now. For all his badness. Because I like him. You seem to fail to understand that most people who play Smash Bros games just want to have fun. People buy systems for smash games, and it's not because it's a tight fighting game, it's because it's fun. Sure I'd like to see Link actually not suck, cause he's one of the characters I play the most. But he'll always be one of the characters I play the most. And the people who want Ganondorf to have a sword, they'll probably play him if he still sucks. They'll probably play him if he's generic disjoint zoner, or something totally else because that's kind of a leap to conclusions.

You and the rest of the Ridley supporters can do that without fishing for arguments and being an aggressive, condescending asshat to everyone who disagrees with you.

For the record? I made that first post a whole week ago. Nobody got mad about it. Nobody was meant to. And now you are officially the first person in so many pages to "disagree" with me. So I'd put it out there that you are fishing for arguments. That you are being an aggressive, condescending asshat to someone who disagrees with you. But that's not new for you. And for someone not interested in thread derailment, you'll probably keep posting about it. But that's ok, I think I'm done.
 
Please give us ridley (or anybody else really) so that these arguments that have spanned years finally end

Honestly it really is kind of sad that one of the earliest and most popular franchises in nintendo's history, almost 30 years old now, has yet to get more than one different person in smash brothers. Hell, metroid is the only franchise in brawl with more stages than characters! Besides, who wouldn't want a metroid character? Anybody they could add, be it a giant beast, ridley, or a bounty hunter, would be something very unique to smash. Metroid in general is a franchise that stands out from other nintendo games, and the characters do as well.
 
For the record? I made that first post a whole week ago. Nobody got mad about it. Nobody was meant to. And now you are officially the first person in so many pages to "disagree" with me.

Ridley is most likely de-confirmed after the Smash Bros. Direct, but I guess the separation of Samus and Zero Suit Samus kind of gives Metroid its second representative.
but you can't argue that technically it has two representatives now

just like dr mario and mario were two different reps in melee (was it melee?)
Ignoring the sex appeal thing, zss was a heck of a lot fun for me to play in brawl (granted she doesn't get her armor projectiles now).


Either way, you want ridley, we get it, stop going out of your way to attack people with differing opinions. My ambivalence towards a character doesn't discredit your support for them.
They're the same person, yes, but Samus and Zero Suit Samus play entirely differently. I say that's a good requirement for being a different representative.
Heaven forfend a bounty hunter birthed from a race of bird warriors be known for prominent breasts...

ZSS is a fine representative. The only other choices would be some of the other hunters from Metroid Hunters. Dark Samus and Mother Brain have been confirmed as a boss, but is it wrong for me to also want Thardus in there, somehow? Or maybe Kraid?

The other other remotely Samus-sized thing is a Chozo Statue. Almost every major encounter with something in Metroid is a massive hulking beast.

So I'd put it out there that you are fishing for arguments. That you are being an aggressive, condescending asshat to someone who disagrees with you.
Just because you have no self awareness doesn't mean you're innocent. If you seriously cannot see how the following are being aggressive and condescending:

Bull fucking shit it does. Nobody wanted sexed up catsuit Samus, it's still the same character.

Oh yeah Dr. Mario that sure had staying power. Can't believe he didn't stick around with the 6 other Mario characters in Brawl. You are being facetious right?

Zero Suit Samus is the same character, and there's exactly one reason she's around at all (sex appeal).

Or how

If only there was an aerial character who had a pogo like attack and whose franchise still only had one character in smash.

wasn't obviously baiting a shitstorm, then I don't even know what to say.

But that's not new for you.
...Alright, you win. You're clearly not being aggressive or condescending, the blood is on my hands.
 
I main Ganondorf and love Flame Choke, and I hope it does return. I just wish Wizard's Foot, Warlock Punch, and Dark Dive also weren't so Falconesque.

Screw swordsmanship. I know a couple iterations of Ganondorf have used it (and Demise), but Brawl had way more than enough sword users. I much prefer a more balanced Ganondorf that also includes some of his signature magical and ranged moves, including a final smash that isn't basically Falcon's without the cutscene. I know the Speed and Weight and Power differences between Falcon and Ganondorf were massive, and I also see based on the Greninja trailer that a lot of similar mechanic moves will be included. But I hope with Custom Moves there can be some real fun, hehehe. Don't think they'll be tourney legal, but we'll see.
 
Hell, metroid is the only franchise in brawl with more stages than characters

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Moving onto a less confrontational topic, how do we all feel about new pokeballs? It might just be my unfamiliarity with gens 5-6 relative to ingraining the first 4 generations of pokemon in my mind, but I can't think of any really new pokemon that I would love to see summonable.
 
Frankly I thought the Pokeballs in Brawl sucked and that Smash Trophies totally replaced them in terms of what they used to do, so at least some change is in order. There just wasn't much oomph to a lot of the Pokeballs, a large percentage of the mons had a more utility focus (which for a random item is problematic). So I'd def like to see some more mons that are really gonna make an impact on par with the Smash Trophies.
 
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Moving onto a less confrontational topic, how do we all feel about new pokeballs? It might just be my unfamiliarity with gens 5-6 relative to ingraining the first 4 generations of pokemon in my mind, but I can't think of any really new pokemon that I would love to see summonable.

Stunfisk for the lulz.
Vanilluxe as either offhand healer or blizzardy thing.
Throh for an insanely powerful close range throw move.
Doublade for dual strikes.
Gogoat if you can ride it like Wario's Motorcycle.
Talonflame for Brave Bird goodness.
Tyrantrum JUST CUZ.
 
Moving onto a less confrontational topic, how do we all feel about new pokeballs? It might just be my unfamiliarity with gens 5-6 relative to ingraining the first 4 generations of pokemon in my mind, but I can't think of any really new pokemon that I would love to see summonable.
I'm interested in the Master Ball, which makes it easier to see legendaries, especially because it'll be easier to get Mew and Celebi. As for Pokeballs in general, riding Gogoat is funny, Dedenne will actually be good, and Kyurem looks boss.
 
Sorry, I want Ganondorf to continue sucking. Link too. How else will they sell booster packs and balance draft?
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And fuck swords, can we get some different fucking weapon users? Ice Climbers and Dedede use hammers. Everyone else is either unarmed or using a sword. Can we get one god damned axe, spear, polearm, nunchaku, claw, staff, sickle, whip... That means fuck you too, Shulk. NOW IT'S REYN TIME.
 
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Sorry, I want Ganondorf to continue sucking. Link too. How else will they sell booster packs and balance draft?
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And fuck swords, can we get some different fucking weapon users? Ice Climbers and Dedede use hammers. Everyone else is either unarmed or using a sword. Can we get one god damned axe, spear, polearm, nunchaku, claw, staff, sickle, whip... That means fuck you too, Shulk. NOW IT'S REYN TIME.

well, we got this guy from fe: ss but i doubt anyone will remember him enough to put him in
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and dont forget this guy for whip
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An ax/polearm wielder wouldn't help the actual issue at all, since all sword characters almost always hit with the tip anyway. That's why I liked Roy so much.
 
Do you guys actually care that much about what weapons the characters use? It's entirely a cosmetic thing.
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No. Like I just said not even an hour ago, the issue is that they all play pretty much the same and only hit with the tip, and there has been a sword character that isn't like that (Roy). Travis would be excellent because the tip of his first beam katana would be weak anyway.
 
Simon is mostly a Playstation character now, Ephraim wont get in and Roy wont be returning because Intelligent Systems has Masahiro show off the mascot (Marth) and one of the newest lords (Melee = Roy, Brawl = Ike, SSB4 = Probably Chrom)
 
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I am fairly positive Thursdays picture is more evidence to Ridley not being playable, as some of you will be disappointed to hear. if you look closely you notice Ridley's huge shadow casted over the stage, not only is it enormous, but to cast such a shadow he would have to be very high above the stage, probably beyond the stage hight limit. In the end it is still clear that a player wouldn't be that large in scale.
 
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I am fairly positive Thursdays picture is more evidence to Ridley not being playable, as some of you will be disappointed to hear. if you look closely you notice Ridley's huge shadow casted over the stage, not only is it enormous, but to cast such a shadow he would have to be very high above the stage, probably beyond the stage hight limit. In the end it is still clear that a player wouldn't be that large in scale.

Well, it might be worth noting that Ridley fans have done some rather thorough analyses of the shadow. While it's a little hard to say, it actually seems like the shadow belongs to a Ridley that is about the size of a playable character. I personally am not sure whether or not Ridley is playable, but I think there's a little more to the situation than it appears, and I don't think this particular picture changes anything.
 
Well, it might be worth noting that Ridley fans have done some rather thorough analyses of the shadow. While it's a little hard to say, it actually seems like the shadow belongs to a Ridley that is about the size of a playable character. I personally am not sure whether or not Ridley is playable, but I think there's a little more to the situation than it appears, and I don't think this particular picture changes anything.

there are some other things to consider however, such as in the smash bros direct where Sakurai said "and dr wily's stage won't be the only one with a boss" and then there was a screen showing the metroid stage with a ridley shadow—or the fact that the hole in the back of the stage was certainly caused by the Ridley that is currently flying around above the stage and that's not something playable characters do. As much as I want Ridley in this game, it's obvious that that won't happen
 
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