So it's pretty obvious that this thing is broken, immense bulk and power, along with few reliable checks and counters. I don't really have too much to contribute, so I think I'll just post something that is not overly serious, but still expresses my opinions on this thing pretty well.
Parody incoming!
Parody incoming!
I think that Mega Salamance is unhealthy for the metagame, as it forces players to run pokemon simply to beat it. Even with those pokemon, it is still capable of having a different set you aren't prepared for, or just overpowering you. That in a nutshell, is why I want this thing to be banned.I don't want a lot to be banned
There is just one broken thing
I don't care about Greninga
Not as broken as this thing
I just want you out of OU
More broken then sturdy shed
Make this ban right now
All I want to be banned is...
You!
I don't want a lot to be banned
This just one broken thing
I don't care about Greninga
Not as broken as this thing
I don't even like to ban things
But this is the big exception
Kangaskan seems bad compared
To this bulky sweeping mega
I just want you out of OU
More broken then sturdy shed
Make this ban right now
All I want to be banned is you!
Oh I feel like a hypocrite
Wanting this gone, but this back now
Then I realize how borked it is
I don't wanna keep on waiting
For this thing to be quick-banned
I won't make a big hassle
We all know it will get banned soon
I won't even say it's counters
They exist but still can struggle
'Cause I just want you out of OU
Back to ubers like old times
What more can I say?
All I want to be banned is you!
All the players saying
Bulkier than Machamp's muscles
And the sound of "counters" fainting fills the air
And everyone is saying
I feel this ban is coming
Council won't you bring this thing back up to ubers
Won't you please ban this crazy mega
Oh, I don't want a lot to be banned
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see this thing in ubers
Outclassed by mega Rayquaza
Oh I just want you out of OU
More broken than sturdy shed
Make this ban right now
Baby, all I want to be banned is...
Yooouuuu!
All I want to be banned is yooouuu, baby!
All I want to be banned is yooouuu, baby!
All I want to be banned is yooouuu, baby...
Note: This wasn't meant to be super serious, and a lot of what I said was exaggerations. Please don't take this too seriously.
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