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Ghost is the best type.
I like how that take is either burning or freezing depending on which version you're talking about.
the 1994 original, wasnt aware there is a other version
You're a poopyhead 
reported for bullyingYou're a poopyhead
You're a bigger poopyhead
Y'know I'm just joking man, I think you're a pretty cool guy.
Monkey is boring
Gator is drab
We must look to the future
And all become crab
Gator is drab
We must look to the future
And all become crab
Frozen sucks. The first film tried way too hard to be "subversive" to realize they already done it before and way better. The shorts are trash, but I think that's more of a cold take. Frozen 2 was pretty mediocre, feeling unearned and rushed in many areas.
I've heard that it originally had Elsa as the villain and they changed the plot partway through. Which may explain why I felt like they just jumped over a lot of stuff to make a happy ending.
Tangentially related hot take: If you're building a medieval fantasy world and have magic users feared by absolutely everybody, you're doing it wrong. Chances are, they're strong enough to overthrow an establishment, which will at least make the enemies of that establishment, and whichever group of people is put in power afterwards, friendlier towards them. If times are chaotic enough that you need loads of castles, they're chaotic enough for this to have happened a few times, and for people to side with who they think would protect them the best.
I know about that, apparently Let it Go inspired to make this change. And it shows! Hans' villain reveal feels so half assed, literally a completely different character in the last minutes, since he wasn't originally planned for this role. I'm not sure exactly how it would've resulted, but anti hero/villain Elsa had a lot of potential.
Also, Frozen 2's development was confirmed to be pretty rushed by the staff itself, they were in a race against time. A delay would've helped but Frozen being this huge and popular franchise, they couldn't miss out the holiday season.
Cold follow-up: the lack of scandinavian influence in the OST (forfeit in favour of yet another fucking Broadway soundtrack) is a massive waste of Frozen’s potential.
That song has forever been poisoned to me by one particular fucker in my class singing it constantly with the express purpose of being an annoying little shit.
Same, except it was just one fucker for me, it was several of them, and it was Let it Go (Libre soy, in latam spanish). This is the second worst song for me, after the Rock troll song, it's so dissonant to see Elsa singing about giving no fucks about her powers...while she's freezing Arendelle to death (again, originally supposed to be the villain). Also, she's back to being a repressed mess when Anna and Kristoph meet her. This song is so iconic they even recreate it for KH3, wasted resources smh...
After the Mandalorian ending, I think 100% is more appropriate.
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Broly stinks, like actually smells bad. Now I do have science to back this up. Broly is the size of big. He is a large lad. An absolute unit of stench. Anyway he hasn't bathed for his entire life, the man didn't know what a shower was until Frieza took him in. Now one shower does not erase a life time of filth my friends, so even after that Broly probably still reeks of saiyan sweat. At the ending of Dragonball Pooper:Broly he gets a home, but that home isn't designed for someone as big as Broly, meaning he can't fit in that shower on account of being a big mass of dumb stupid muscle. Thus it goes to show that Broly does in fact fucking smell like a barn.
