Likeshop Customer Service Department [OUT OF SERVICE]

[antemortem]

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welcome to the Likeshop Customer Service Department!

the Likeshop is dedicated to world-class quality customer service. our journey toward this commitment begins with: the customer is always right.

get a Mystery Box you’re unhappy with? is the free labor you’re demanding instant gratification from not worth the meaningless digital clout points you spent? leave your questions and below, and a Likeshop Customer Service Representative will be with you shortly to discuss your case.

and remember: no refunds & no reversions! but i might just validate your feelings.

 

[Bread Sandwich]

Can I have my premium mystery box now pls

 

[nya]

please give me likes so i can get my profile vandalized to satiate my masochistic tendencies without having to fund it myself

 

[Cratersmash]

I’d like the money in the register now I ordered it on Saturday.

 

[eden]

wheres my interesting name change

 

[sb879]

I’d like the money in the register now I ordered it on Saturday.

By my count, there are now 185,500 likes in the register. I think that's a small price to pay for a satisfied customer :)

 

[Cratersmash]

Look I just want 2,000 likes for the CT give me the money in the register

 

[Fishy]

hello i'd like to cancel my comcast service, do you guys do that??

 

[BP]

TL:DGAS

 

[antemortem]

Can I have my premium mystery box now pls

thanks for your call, bread sandwich — you are an incredibly valuable customer. i’ve found your credentials and cross-checked the queue you were added into upon purchasing your Premium Mystery Box on 12/29. it looks like you are currently 10th in the queue.

but if you don’t like that, it’s your lucky day!

press 3 or don’t like this post to relinquish your spot and be dropped to the bottom of the list

wheres my interesting name change

thanks for your call, eden — you are a valuable customer. i’ve found your credentials and cross-checked the queue you were added into upon purchasing your Mystery Box on 12/27. it looks like you are currently buried so far in the queue that i refuse to count your placement

press 2 to repeat this message or like this post to end the call

please give me likes so i can get my profile vandalized to satiate my masochistic tendencies without having to fund it myself

thanks for your call, bidoof princess — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again

have a nice day

I’d like the money in the register now I ordered it on Saturday.

thanks for your call, cratersmash — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again

have a nice day

hello i'd like to cancel my comcast service, do you guys do that??

thanks for your call, fishy — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again

have a nice day

TL:DGAS

thanks for your call, bidoof princess — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again

have a nice day

 

[Nightingales]

Hi, I’m calling to ask how you are at customer service

 

[Colonel M]

Can I just exchange all of my likes for a permanent name change of my choosing?

 

[Optify]

please bros just give me the ct

 

[az]

YO YOU GUYS GOT A PHONE CHARGER?????????

 

[LordThemberchaud]

We're calling to inform you about your car's extended warranty

 

[faint]

i was at the shop recently and recorded another customer being.... how you say these days... down bad. please look into this for the safety of our womxn.

merry blessings. i hope you are not working holidays this year.

Duo mystery box EeveeGirl1380. I'll pay the full amount myself

 

[Yung Dramps]

i was at the shop recently and recorded another customer being.... how you say these days... down bad. please look into this for the safety of our womxn.

merry blessings. i hope you are not working holidays this year.

You honor, can you beat Goku tho?

 

[cookie]

help i pm'ed kalalokki privately and he said i could have a mystery box for 10 likes but he hasn't given it yet. moreover, he has deleted all pms between us and denied this ever happened. and moreover still i stupidly deleted all of my pms to kalalokki so i dont have any of the traditional evidence to corroborate my story.

 

[R8]

I asked to give 1 like from me to an other user but i have no way to know if that actually happened lol

 

[Da Pizza Man]

Do you guys have Prince Albert in a can?

 

[Kalalokki]

help i pm'ed kalalokki privately and he said i could have a mystery box for 10 likes but he hasn't given it yet. moreover, he has deleted all pms between us and denied this ever happened. and moreover still i stupidly deleted all of my pms to kalalokki so i dont have any of the traditional evidence to corroborate my story.

I can confirm I did this and also that I do not have any memory of it

 

[boo836]

I’d like the money in the register now I ordered it on Saturday.

No one's going to take you seriously if you don't have a weapon to coerce the store into giving you the money. What you need is a show of force, a weapon of war. What you need is a dhanda.

American militias and robbers are cowards that need guns to inspire fear in the hearts of infidels. When you try robbing someone with a stick, that's how they know you aren't someone to mess with.

 

[CaffeineBoost]

is your refrigerator running?

 

[War Incarnate]

i want that custom title I ordered please

seriously though how long will it take for my order to get to me

 

[nya]

I just want to say that your shop appears to be fueled entirely by spite and malice


ngl that's kinda based. keep up the good work.