Can I have my premium mystery box now pls
thanks for your call, bread sandwich — you are an incredibly valuable customer. i’ve found your credentials and cross-checked the queue you were added into upon purchasing your Premium Mystery Box on 12/29. it looks like you are currently 10th in the queue.
but if you don’t like that, it’s your lucky day!
press 3 or don’t like this post to relinquish your spot and be dropped to the bottom of the list
wheres my interesting name change
thanks for your call, eden — you are a valuable customer. i’ve found your credentials and cross-checked the queue you were added into upon purchasing your Mystery Box on 12/27. it looks like you are currently buried so far in the queue that i refuse to count your placement
press 2 to repeat this message or like this post to end the call
please give me likes so i can get my profile vandalized to satiate my masochistic tendencies without having to fund it myself
thanks for your call, bidoof princess — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again
have a nice day
I’d like the money in the register now I ordered it on Saturday.
thanks for your call, cratersmash — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again
have a nice day
hello i'd like to cancel my comcast service, do you guys do that??
thanks for your call, fishy — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again
have a nice day
thanks for your call, bidoof princess — it doesn’t look like we have an order history for you. in order to clear up our call log, your number will be blocked, so please don’t try reaching out to us again
have a nice day