Everything Wrong
With
Smogon Mafia Mafia
in 121 pages or less
Spoilers!
(duh)
A mysterious voice declares,
Accidental foreshadowing. (ding)
Sam has played smogon mafia for 10+ years, he's just inactive nowadays
Roll credits. (ding)
Someone shouts, "Jalmont must have left some breadcrumbs for us, pointing to Rostam as if this was Hansel and Gretel! Get him!" Enough of you agree and a mob descends upon Rostam and lynches him in his sleep while he is unable to defend himself. Only after the mob sates its rage do you all think to look for Rostam's identity card.
Seems like Rostam had quite a busy double life! The town prepares to head to sleep, pleased with themselves at a job well done. However, others among you secretly swear revenge...
It is now Night 2. Deadline at 11/5, 8:00pm EST.
Ah, it seems Rostam attended the Pulsar School Of Rolling Scum. (ding)
I am so busy and constantly stressed I forget shit constantly.
My mom's response to me reminding her somehow makes its way into this thread. (ding)
Seems you are mafia here.
This nothings on for some time. (ding)
Dear Celever,
You are the Mafia Safeguard.
We interrupt Smogon Mafia Mafia to bring you Lover's Dance: Engagement Party. (ding)
In case you confused it with bluegummybear. (ding)
A mysterious voice suddenly speaks up!
UncleSam here confirming my role
UncleSam would be terrible at MafiaSins. (ding)
The vamp definitey converts people btw
I'm dead. (ding)
An angry voice suddenly shouts from somewhere,
I am ZippyDoo200
UncleSam is lying
Uhhhhh...Zippy would be terrible at MafiaSins??? Does that mean Zippy was pretending to be Sam???
One sin for being terrible at MafiaSins and two more for confusing me. (ding x3)
Ehmcee should know of the delay that ipl uses from when I announced "Hey all, Neon here". And even if he doesn't, why is he just NOW noticing it? (ding)
You would only not believe if youre scum here
I don't believe you. (ding)
A mysterious voice declares,
still UncleSam here interested to see what Zippy claims whenever he finally does
Where were the Announcer wars when
I was alive?!?! (ding)
Well one or two of you are Vamp or Maf so i shant get upset.
Zippy plays the Pronoun Game so hard that I can't really put it on my spreadsheet in good faith. (ding)
a) you knew neon was announcer
b) wat lmao
Like, I'm 99% sure you stole neon's role
Ehmcee would be great at MafiaSins. (ding)
Thank god its my last time playing with you shitters
don't call us shitters :(
You guys are shitters though.
"Shitters". (ding)
Thank god its my last time playing with you shitters
Also, Zippy is a dick to everyone. (ding)
If I'm 3p I also know this and I would never out the last mafia, which Blazade has realized and is why he's defending me.
Busses exist. (ding)
Additionally, a pre-recorded announcement with a mysterious voice suddenly starts playing from somewhere.
Ellen McClain isn't singing in this scene. (ding)
Also, announceposition. (ding)
Town on my wagon: Fuck you
That's factionist. (ding)
Title of my autobiography. (ding)
Game Sin Tally: 24
Sentence: Mafia win...again.