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  • i have surfaced after a long absence from your wall; the kingdom of jones is stronger than ever. may the funk be with you.
    i hereby declare martial law. all subjects of the jonesdom are required to kneel in silence for 60 seconds to celebrate the birth of the free man, the one ruler, the one king: barry
    deceiver and general ne'er-do-well Earthworm has stolen the funk, the whole funk, and nothing but the funk.

    i request reinforcements in my attempts to retrieve it from the decrepit remains of #warau (a state leveled in a previous war with the jonesdom)
    leon masquerades as a man with a reason
    his charade is the event of the season
    even a glorious high emperor like my humble self makes mistakes at times

    live and learn
    president-emperor, i request that martial law be enacted for tomorrow, to celebrate the birth of first lieutenant m.g. abato
    jonesdom (noun)
    1. any state currently belonging to the all-encompassing empire of #space
    2. any state barry has visited or will visit
    3. any state united under a groove
    i obey only barry's 3 universal laws

    1. let there be one ruler, one barry
    2. the funk, and nothing more, shall be promised in whole
    3. heavy sessions of electroshock therapy shall be administered, to relax citizens and wipe away all that childhood trauma along with most of their personalities.
    A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one barry.
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