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I have a Calm Clefable in my thread. Seismic toss/Wish/SoftBoiled/Counter are the UT moves. And yes it would be awesome if you could EV train for me =)
Sorry, I don't have a team on a cart. I've been testing a few teams on Netbattle Supremacy, and I think I'm going to start breeding/RNGing my favorite fairly soon, but I will not be finished until HG/SS come out in the US.