What's this nonsense about ME figuring out a way to receive the cake? You're nothing if not resourceful, my friend. I can however point you in the right direction, but the actual transportation process is solely in your hands. The first thing you'll need to do is find a sturdy pair of rollerblades. Once you've acquired those, the next step is to fashion some sort of head support apparatus and work on your balance for a few days prior to your journey. Perhaps you could reach out to an Indonesian fruit merchant to assist you with this part. Then, simply place the completed kitten cake atop your head and let the fun begin!
Oh, and here's the picture you requested. I know you offered me a great deal money for this, but upon safe receipt of the cake I'll go ahead and consider it a fair trade.
I suppose I could if you really wanted me to, but I'd need some incentive. For example:
You: I'll bake you a cake if you post more. I'll then use my supreme sculpting prowess to fashion a kitten made entirely out of frosting to grace the top tier of my culinary masterpiece. You'll be so in awe that you'll have no choice but to post, because anyone who bakes you a cake of this magnitude is someone you can't readily refuse.
Me: *sigh* Can it be cherry chip or Funfetti at least?
Figured out what I was doing wrong with the Tornadus, was suppose to Mash A as soon as I left the house not when I saw the exclamation mark... dumb mistake but yeah I ID abused so should have my shiny Roamer when I try to capture it this time. Thanks for the help in IRC.