1. You're the first to tell me to my face.
2. Noob or not, I've traded a lot of pokemon in this way. And made quite a few smogon-friends.
3. Regarding me being "lazy" - read this from my thread (unless you're too lazy): Disclaimer 3: At this moment, RNGing is outside of my skillset. If you only do business with people who have the exact same skillsets as you... well, chances are you don't do business with many people and probably live out in the woods someplace growing your own food, farm your own wifi, and cut your own hair (as it's very hard to find hair stylists who produce their own food and provide their own wifi... while RNGing thier own pokemon). Congrats, you are the most interesting man (or woman) in the world! And that commercial owes you royalties. If, however, you recognize that this is an absurd policy to live by... you're welcome to CMT.