Ladies and gentlemen and ptoast and toastp and they/them and it and eyeos2 and eyeos 3 and eyeos 4 and eyeos 5 and
I am proud to present to you
SAMPLE TEST 3
NOTE: THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL THIS IS MOSTLY JUST MY OPINION ON STUFF IF U JUST WANT TO SEE WHATS BEING ADDED LOOK AT THE BOTTOM
Since ladder is about to explode and die horribly soon me and the council have decided to open sample submission as a last little surprise before the world ends because Gen 6 ladder.
In terms of quality these samples were definitely better then the second sample test but probably still worse then the first, it’s close in quality do so that’s nice.
I will be ranking teams in order of how good I think they are using the only gouvernement approved way. The Meloetta scale™.
Teams are ordered by how awesome they are and
anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong.
I’ve also hired other eyeos to get replays for me so if any replays are “low quality” or “the wrong format” or “Don’t even have you playing” that’s their problem not mine.
Please do note that I don’t talk about how innards chansey/blissy out is used in most teams, this is just to save time because they’re all used the same way.
https://pokepast.es/8c3f5f1fb2dd6961 (Mimikyu)
This team has too many major flaws that are difficult to ignore. The audino set doesn’t wall or kill, the slacking set is not even that functional, the Dialga will never get kills, the ray will never setup and there’s a Mimikyu who somehow has the best way to get kills on the entire team, which is raw fissure. The team matches up horribly into ho, horribly into balance and horribly into stall. There’s also the fact that the smogon post that the team is attached to is just insulting other better teams and admits that they didn’t read the rules about not posting teams to waste the councils time by posting teams for the sake of posting teams. Hopefully we don’t get any other teams made specifically to be a waste of time. For all these reasons above I am proud to give the first ever 0/10 Meloettas on the Meloetta scale™. Congratulations!

0 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2540361368
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen6purehackmons-2236145158
https://pokepast.es/cd0a72944bb520da Dual Innards WG Offense (Nukepika0)
I mean the post attached with this team they admit the team loses to good players. While dual innards offence seems like and interesting idea for a team this one doesn’t work well. Individually none of these pokemon are that bad (besides slacking) but together they have no synergy. Gengar is ok individually but it’s lack of strong breaker teammates and overlap with slacking cause it to be quite neutered. Sableye doesn’t fit on this team, the tempo of the team is fast and sableye doesn’t work in that environment. Kart is an ok mon that does ok but as a main breaker it fails. Slacking doesn’t have a mold move. Overall this is more of a bunch of decent to bad mons put together instead of a team with synergy that works together.

1 Meloetta™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543333756-37hf1l078la654sm3nix8q9bigmgi1cpw
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543331540-k1iqpcbhqbc7xj4f4qnrx1951rvooijpw
https://pokepast.es/e1235eb4eb85ecf1 Illusion Kartana Offense (rightclicker)
It’s a better than the team before it I guess but it’s still not good. This muk is pretty much the same as one from a different sample submission that was featured in sample submission 2, you can go see why it doesn’t work there but tldr the math says it’s useless. This team has a lot of issues like rocks completely shutting it down with 1 hazard control, the imp proof on most of this is focus sash and prayers, the fact that illusion and sample do not work together and Melo shutting down the team completely but at least it has mons that do progress and get kills which is a low bar but it’s a bar 2 teams failed at so far. It’s hard to completely fail as a team when u have super strong pokemon spamming 200 base power moves. At least this time the joke submission was actually funny I guess (I’m running out of positives).

3 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2540327688
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2540320238
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2540317719
https://pokepast.es/f68e948b99b0feda Pheromosa spam (CSicula)
(I had to write this 4 times because of smogon bug) It’s usable, pretty much any team after this point is. Phero having no mold move really sucks considering it’s where your speed control comes from and it gets pivoted on every day. The combo of dual mmy, deo a and mmx with all the same or similar walls really messes with the breaking power. Spore shell smash mmx really isn’t something you can pull off here that well since your time is limited and you really want the instant power of an mmx since other mons here can’t break well. There’s also not much of a defensive backbone besides innards and 1 focus sash. The speed control is really lacking for psyspam, any no guard kinda just runs you over completely. It’s lack of power and defence are there but it does have a very nice matchup into hyper offensive teams without no guard or regular offensive teams without special walls.

3 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2542643120
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543312032
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543807866
https://pokepast.es/8a44a1e878ee3194 STAG Yveltal HO (GhastlyPixie)
This team has issues, it has good stuff but it has a lot of issues. The stag Yveltal doesn’t kill anything at all. MMM and lets snuggle don’t ohko mmx for example. Shell smash worse than tail glow on ray. You don’t need the speed since you’re triage and you lose out on valuable ohkos like Meloetta and slacking. Audino is ok but you probably want magic coat cus that arc matchup is not looking good. Why is harvest slacking here? It really doesn’t fit the single wonder guard offensive team you’re going for. It’s surprise factor doesn’t work when your team is public, considering it wants to be a sample. Innards mmy is fine. It’s probably not the most optimal choice but it has its place and does let the team have more breathing room for defensive play. Also the hazard game isn't good. Despite these flaws it still works as a team but its individual parts don’t have the synergies you want.

4 Meloettas™/10
Replays
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2541993760-f408oy9nk8mqbhp42ebwx02efj7wfdgpw
https://pokepast.es/14636f18d287fed9 WG Yveltal Offense (Aidan amoonguss)
Simple ho with all the flaws that come with that. The mmx and kart I don’t have much problems with. It’s pretty standard for those mons. My problems arise with Kyurem and Yveltal. Kyurem can work on teams, but those teams need to make up for its lack of power which kart and mmx kinda make up for but deo s doesn’t have gastro and Yveltal, we’ll get to yveltal later. This results in Kyurem often being stuck as innards food in the best case scenario or you lose because of arc in the worst case since arc is quite the tough mu. Yveltal set sucks. It has almost no power behind its moves and gets pretty much 0 kos even after it shell smashes. Its main purpose is to wall which kinda sucks considering it’s supposed to be an offensive threat. As a wall it also isn't all that. Being rock weak and having 0 recovery means that getting hit by a moongheist is a clock slowly ticking down to your death. The team is mostly ok but Yveltal fumbles so hard that it dragged the rest of the team down.

5 Meloettas™/10
Replays
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2539242345
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2539251133
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2539242345
https://pokepast.es/3076c0789f4b5f69 WG smash don + MG suit ashgren offense (PenultimateToast)
Ok to start off all these imp proofs are fake as hell and if it wasn’t for the lack of imposter on ladder this would probably be lower. Groudon surprised me. It’s actually pretty good at sweeping and pretty much won me a stall game. The mmy is definitely ok at everything. It’s ok speed and ok power. Ferro offers some much needed defence which really helps you control the tempo of the game and makes sure you wont explode to any fast mon. Having imposter here feels kinda weird but it does it job I guess, innards would have probably been better considering the imp proofs. Ash gren doesn’t do much of anything besides click rocks and sometimes gets an innards kill, I don’t know why it’s snuggle forever, he’s quite useless overall. Regi is alright. He shows up and does his job as a sunsteel/prio user. Overall it's an ok balance team but its flaws (imp proofs and ash gren) are hard to ignore.

5 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543794062
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543801762
https://pokepast.es/025b552f96e86d56 Goggles Mray + Pursuit Slaking Offense (Wryd)
This is the first team to not have any bad mons. Imp proofing on this team is not that good, if I ran into more imposter I probably would score it lower but the imp proofs aren’t that bad. Most of this is pretty good, the arc, mmx and slacking I have no complaints besides the imp proof. Ray and deo s kinda suffer a lot by their imp proofs since ray doesn’t use its safety goggles except for imp proofing and spore no guard is inefficient. Tina should probably be a blob for innards. You don’t need any more power considering you have 5 other offensive mons on the team ready to kill and a blob would help to imp proof and add some much needed defence. Hazard game is subpar but the team doesn’t suffer from rocks much. Definitely a good team but it also definitely has problems.

6 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543783741
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543791275
https://pokepast.es/30e334e43030657f Imposter spam (hendrit)
Reviewing individual mons is kinda hard here so I’ll just go over the team in general. As a team it is better as a random team then it is as a sample despite what the post attached to it suggests. Having the intro for a new player being a restrictive teamstyle isn’t good as an introduction since this plays way too different than pretty much any other team. Despite this it’s still a pretty good team. A lot of 50/50 vs a lot of mons to the point where this is probably the best team for lucky people. The only really bad mu is no guard since they usually have focus sash and ignore imposter bulk so every fight against no guard is just to win the coin flip (no innards doesn’t really help, it’s just a different coin flip). I was told that I apparently used this team more than its creator so take that as you will. Overall it’s a good team but doesn’t work as an intro to new players.

6 Meloettas™/10
Replays
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543415571
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543416642
https://pokepast.es/53e6b0ed8a66e7e2 Innards Out Spam (lag=bad)
I actually reviewed this team in sample post 1. Since then it has fallen off in my opinion. The presence of magic guards has definitely risen a lot as well as people just being better at dealing with innards so I have taken some losses to those factors. Having kart as your only true anti stall weapon doesn’t work effectively since it gets innards and now you have like blobs and mmy to break the entire stall team which isn’t that good. Arc also is pretty rough since u need multiple innards to beat it consistently. In general meta developments have been rough to this team. It's still pretty good do.

7 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2540272226
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2540273541
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543333756-37hf1l078la654sm3nix8q9bigmgi1cpw
https://pokepast.es/9dc31103d07338af Triage Ray Offense (Child of Night)
This is when teams get really good. This doesn’t have any big problem mons besides maybe arc but arc doesn’t get in often considering only ray gives it a way in without u dying or getting paralyzed. Meloetta can be annoying but light that burns the sky can deal with it fine after pursuit. Surprisingly, the hazards aren’t as bad as I thought. The multiple taunts and a defog user lets you keep sashes intact. Stall can be rough but hoopa can deal with most walls fine and your magic guard pursuit definitely helps. Overall really good, there aren't many things you can’t outplay.


8 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2540277188
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2543410378
https://pokepast.es/e4e1a52cc1ac9dc9 No Guard Gar + Pursuit Slaking Bulky Offense (Mewtwo's greatest soldier)
People are going to call me bias cus of meloetta. I am but still it’s a good team. Swampert surprised me in how often it just walls everything since we just don’t run physical photons anymore I guess. Mmx is kinda hard but other than that you’re pretty much fine with everything in the meta. Having 3 breakers and all of them being able to make progress AND be imp proof on something that isn’t innards is nice. It’s good balance, that’s nice to see.

8 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2541268455
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2541867593-cgpn9j0eo58bd8guiopuri3xxuonc1hpw
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2541910552
Both teams here can be swapped if you want they are equally good
https://pokepast.es/3a90b57830c46869 Mamoswine Stall (Yourself)
Wow Mamo stall is at the top who could have guessed. You throw innards at the karts and mmx and wall everything else not much to say. I didn’t actually test it during the making of this post because I already used it like a week before we announced sample submission open so I don’t have replays. The only real issue with this is that new players might not know to throw innards at all the karts and mmx. I guess spam is also a problem but spam isn’t that common. I don’t feel like this needs much explanation.


9 Meloettas™/10
Replays (I don’t have any):
https://pokepast.es/7c0ac525ad8a3937 Smurf HO (by Anson)
People will complain about anson being first and then not read the part where I said mamo stall might be better. Stag encore gengar might be the coolest tech in any of these teams since it makes fake out slacking, something you usually have to instantly innards for most ho, into setup fodder to get to +6 and sweep. The only real problem I ever had was that sometimes focus sash can be annoying to deal with. I did lose to stall but when I revised the game I realized I totally threw that game.
PLEASE DO NOTE: I used the life orb version of the team instead of the band mmx since that version is better. People will complain cus anson but whatever it’s still top tier.


9 Meloettas™/10
Replays:
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2533861682
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2533869800
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2533873646 (This one has ptoast losing so it’s peak)
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7purehackmons-2533907063
Sample news!!!!
So I took so long that samples have been decided by the council.
The winners are:
Triage Ray Offense (Child of Night)
https://pokepast.es/9dc31103d07338af
Mamoswine Stall (Yourself)
https://pokepast.es/3a90b57830c46869
Smurf HO (by Anson)
https://pokepast.es/7c0ac525ad8a3937
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