13 things that have happened since Arsenal last won a trophy:
1. Arsene Wenger has earned over £50m in wages 2. Justin Bieber has lived 40.8% of his entire life 3. Lionel Messi has scored 291 goals 4. 29 English teams have won domestic trophies 5. Technology skipped a generation [x-Box] [PSP] etc. 6. Paul Scholes bounced back (after that FA Cup Penalty Miss [4PL] [1CL] 7. Arsenal have bought 49 players... 8. ...and sold 79 9. Members of that 2005 team have won 53 trophies elsewhere 10. Chelsea have had nine different managers 11. Andre Santos played 22 times for Brazil 12. World population has gone up by 7.2% 13. Juventus have been relegated, promoted back and won the league.
this landed in my facebook inbox today (from an Arsenal fan).. a lot of it is empty rhetoric but it's quite amusing anyway