Cheap Labor
Standing on the roof of their fancy new Wal-Mart, The Five Formats were looking at each other laughing.
DPP broke the chain of laughter, “We need workers to make cheap clothing and products GSC. We can’t bring in more people to Wyoming if our Wal-Mart is empty. Not to mention labor for that McDonalds there.” DPP looked worried about the early state of things. He pondered if GSC truly was up to the task of making Wyoming real.
“Yes, yes DPP, I’ve already solved that solution. Oh look, here they come.” GSC pointed.
“Wow, factories! Wow factories! Those were built fast and-“ The ADVs were interrupted by RBY.
“Be quiet, I’ll ask ADVs. (‘You’re so creepy’ RBY thought) What are those GSC?”
“Chinese? I hear they work very cheap as long as they come in somewhere.” DPP interjected before GSC could answer RBY’s question.
GSC was started to get a little flustered. As he was about to answer, a man came up to speak and walked towards The Five Formats. He had a glass eye which had rolled back into his head, and a burrito in his pocket. It was a mexican. With a warm smile, GSC approached the man.
“I’m glad you and your people have arrived to this great place called Wyoming Mr. Jesús.”
“¿Qué?” Mr. Jesús.replied.
“I said hello Mr. Jesús.”
“¿Qué?” Again, Mr. Jesús replied. GSC was starting to get angry since he could not speak with him.
“He must not speak English.” Said ADV #1.
“No hablo inglés. No hablo inglés.” ADV #2 and #3 chimed.
“What did you say ADVs?” GSC looked curiously and ADV #2 and ADV #3,
“Maybe you can help me speak with Mr. Jesús?"
“OK, OK,” All of a sudden, ADV #2 and #3 began to speak in perfect unison,
“Hola señor Jesús. Recepción a Wyoming. Esperamos que usted no haya tenido un rato áspero el conseguir aquí con usted y su gente que remolcaban esas fábricas.”
“Gracias… um, sí, gracias. Usted ve sin embargo, éstos no es fábricas, nosotros le trae tres maquiladoras. Hay centenares de trabajo interior de la gente haciendo cualquier cosa que sus corazones podrían desear.” Mr. Jesús was a little offended by not acknowledging the evil that he brought to Wyoming, but The Five Formats didn’t care.
“What’s he saying?” GSC queried.
“He’s happy to be here. Happy to be here. But doesn’t like it that we didn’t call those maquiladoras, whatever those are. Whatever those are.” ADVs #2 and #3 were back at their creepy twin thing.
“Oh... well, I’m sorry Mr. Jesús for the mistake.”
“¿Qué?” said Mr. Jesús
“God damn it, I hate language barriers.” GSC was peeved, but then settled down when he saw the maquiladoras setup.
“¿Qué?” Mr. Jesús chimed.
“I wasn’t talking to you-“
“Uh, GSC,” RBY was trying to grab GSC’s attention for quite awhile.
“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?” It’s obvious GSC wasn’t happy. The ADVs were giggling at his rage.
“Are those more of those Mexicans?” RBY pointed towards a large group of people. They weren’t near any maquiladora. They looked as though they were about to go to war.
“No... those can’t be... the fabled Wyomingites?” Indeed, the legendary 128 protectors of the false land of Wyoming. There was someone out there giving a speech, but GSC couldn’t make out which person it was since they were all mysterious looking. GSC still couldn’t believe his eyes, but had anticipated such a rare situation.
“BRING OUT THE WYOMING CITIZEN CONVERSION RAY DPP!” DPP noticed that GSC was well worried when he told him to bring out the Wyoming Citizen Ray, a sinister weapon that would brainwash a person and force them to want to live and exist in Wyoming.
“¿Qué?”
“GET OUT OF HERE DAMN MEXICAN!” GSC was fed up and shoved him down where he came from. Little did GSC know that ADVs #2 and #3 said that.
¡La guerra para liberar Wyoming de la existencia ha empezado! ¡El Primer Round de Wyoming en la Oscuridad comienza!
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Los Cinco Formatos están reclutando gente.
¡El Wyomingite Legendario!
Reglas Estándar y Únicas
DPP broke the chain of laughter, “We need workers to make cheap clothing and products GSC. We can’t bring in more people to Wyoming if our Wal-Mart is empty. Not to mention labor for that McDonalds there.” DPP looked worried about the early state of things. He pondered if GSC truly was up to the task of making Wyoming real.
“Yes, yes DPP, I’ve already solved that solution. Oh look, here they come.” GSC pointed.
“Wow, factories! Wow factories! Those were built fast and-“ The ADVs were interrupted by RBY.
“Be quiet, I’ll ask ADVs. (‘You’re so creepy’ RBY thought) What are those GSC?”
“Chinese? I hear they work very cheap as long as they come in somewhere.” DPP interjected before GSC could answer RBY’s question.
GSC was started to get a little flustered. As he was about to answer, a man came up to speak and walked towards The Five Formats. He had a glass eye which had rolled back into his head, and a burrito in his pocket. It was a mexican. With a warm smile, GSC approached the man.
“I’m glad you and your people have arrived to this great place called Wyoming Mr. Jesús.”
“¿Qué?” Mr. Jesús.replied.
“I said hello Mr. Jesús.”
“¿Qué?” Again, Mr. Jesús replied. GSC was starting to get angry since he could not speak with him.
“He must not speak English.” Said ADV #1.
“No hablo inglés. No hablo inglés.” ADV #2 and #3 chimed.
“What did you say ADVs?” GSC looked curiously and ADV #2 and ADV #3,
“Maybe you can help me speak with Mr. Jesús?"
“OK, OK,” All of a sudden, ADV #2 and #3 began to speak in perfect unison,
“Hola señor Jesús. Recepción a Wyoming. Esperamos que usted no haya tenido un rato áspero el conseguir aquí con usted y su gente que remolcaban esas fábricas.”
“Gracias… um, sí, gracias. Usted ve sin embargo, éstos no es fábricas, nosotros le trae tres maquiladoras. Hay centenares de trabajo interior de la gente haciendo cualquier cosa que sus corazones podrían desear.” Mr. Jesús was a little offended by not acknowledging the evil that he brought to Wyoming, but The Five Formats didn’t care.
“What’s he saying?” GSC queried.
“He’s happy to be here. Happy to be here. But doesn’t like it that we didn’t call those maquiladoras, whatever those are. Whatever those are.” ADVs #2 and #3 were back at their creepy twin thing.
“Oh... well, I’m sorry Mr. Jesús for the mistake.”
“¿Qué?” said Mr. Jesús
“God damn it, I hate language barriers.” GSC was peeved, but then settled down when he saw the maquiladoras setup.
“¿Qué?” Mr. Jesús chimed.
“I wasn’t talking to you-“
“Uh, GSC,” RBY was trying to grab GSC’s attention for quite awhile.
“WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?” It’s obvious GSC wasn’t happy. The ADVs were giggling at his rage.
“Are those more of those Mexicans?” RBY pointed towards a large group of people. They weren’t near any maquiladora. They looked as though they were about to go to war.
“No... those can’t be... the fabled Wyomingites?” Indeed, the legendary 128 protectors of the false land of Wyoming. There was someone out there giving a speech, but GSC couldn’t make out which person it was since they were all mysterious looking. GSC still couldn’t believe his eyes, but had anticipated such a rare situation.
“BRING OUT THE WYOMING CITIZEN CONVERSION RAY DPP!” DPP noticed that GSC was well worried when he told him to bring out the Wyoming Citizen Ray, a sinister weapon that would brainwash a person and force them to want to live and exist in Wyoming.
“¿Qué?”
“GET OUT OF HERE DAMN MEXICAN!” GSC was fed up and shoved him down where he came from. Little did GSC know that ADVs #2 and #3 said that.
¡La guerra para liberar Wyoming de la existencia ha empezado! ¡El Primer Round de Wyoming en la Oscuridad comienza!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Los Cinco Formatos están reclutando gente.
¡El Wyomingite Legendario!
Reglas Estándar y Únicas
- Las batallas son de formato mejor tres de cinco.
- Este será un torneo de eliminación doble. Esto es porque el torneo está basado en pura suerte.
- Aunque éste torneo se basa en suerte, no está permitido quejarse por mala suerte. ¿Entendido?
- Las batallas serán realizadas en Shoddy Battle y en Netbattle Supermacy (Nota: Si necesitas ayuda para conseguir que NB funcione, entra en contacto conmigo o alguien que trabaja con NB).
- Cada randbat ocurrirá en un formato diferente hasta que alguien haya ganado tres batallas.
- O sea que, harías un randbat primero en, por ejemplo, GSC. El randbat siguiente entonces sería una diferente generación con excepción de GSC. Aclaración y repetición.
- ¡Una generación no puede ser repetida!
- O sea que, harías un randbat primero en, por ejemplo, GSC. El randbat siguiente entonces sería una diferente generación con excepción de GSC. Aclaración y repetición.
- Éstos son los formatos legales del randbat y qué simulador de la batalla deben ser jugadas para cada una.
- RBY (NB Supremacy)
- GSC (NB Supremacy)
- ADV (NB Supremacy)
- ADV Doubles (NB Supremacy)
- DPP (Shoddy Battle)
- Nota: Bajo ninguna circunstancia es permitido jugar DPP en NBS.
- El perdedor de la randbat decide qué formato va a ser jugado después.
- Cláusula del Sueño
- Dos Pokemones oponentes no pueden ser puestor a dormir mediante métodos de ataque.
- Cláusula de Noquearse a si mismo
- Un Pokémon no puede utilizar un ataque que causaría que se noquee como último Pokemon y cause un empate.
- Ejemplo: Si sólo hay un Pokemon restante en cada lado y usted tiene Explosión, no es permitido usar ése ataque ya que causaría un empate.
- Los movimientos que causan daño al usuario (es decir Pájaro Valiente y otros) son una excepción a esta cláusula. Ten en cuenta que Shoddy Battle no sabe qué batalla es un empate, así que antes de usar un ataque que causa daño al usuario, calcule el daño que recibe para determinar si ocurre un empate o no.
- Ejemplo: Si sólo hay un Pokemon restante en cada lado y usted tiene Explosión, no es permitido usar ése ataque ya que causaría un empate.
- Un Pokémon no puede utilizar un ataque que causaría que se noquee como último Pokemon y cause un empate.
- Batalla al Azar
- Es sobre lo cual este torneo está basado. Todos los ataques, artículos, etc. del Pokémon se generan al azar.
- Equilibrio de Niveles (Sólo para Shoddy Battle. NBS instala automáticamente esto)
- Esto es un recordatorio para las batallas de DPP.
- Cláusula de la Especie
- No puede haber 2 Pokemones de la misma especie en un equipo.
- Batalla con Tiempo
- Si una regla es rota durante una batalla, la persona que rompió la regla automaticamente pierde ésa batalla. Después avanzan a la siguiente batalla.
- Primer Lugar: Héroe o Heroína de Wyoming
- Usted descubre que existes debido a la interferencia de Los Cinco Formatos. ¡Usted ahora los lucha para que usted pueda desaparecer!
- Segundo Lugar: Compañero Estrepitoso
- ¡Usted ayuda al héroe o heroína de Wyoming en muchas situaciones, y también eres su mejor amigo!
- Tercer Lugar: El amor de el Héroe o Heroína de Wyoming que después terminará como rehén solo para ser salvado por el Héroe o Heroína de Wyoming.
- Usted es la persona atractiva en Wyoming que el héroe o la heroína de Wyoming desea más. Eres decente hasta exagerando.
- Cuarto Lugar: Persona Emo que cree que es Asombrosa pero en realidad solo es muy molesta.
- Usted es casi tan fuerte como el héroe o la heroína, pero no realmente. El compañero es todavía más fuerte. Piensas que eres el mejor en todo, pero no lo eres. El héroe o la heroína de Wyoming consigue tolerarte de alguna forma.
- Quinto Lugar: Traidor que se compensa después haciendo algo heróico.
- Porqué ésto se siente familiar…
- Sexto Lugar: El Tanque
- ¡La persona enorme y muscular del grupo que no es inteligente, pero es adorable no obstante!
- Séptimo Lugar: La Persona inteligente que piensa que es mejor que todos.
- Dios, odio a esta persona, y tú?
- Octavo Lugar: Persona especial obligatoria que morirá tarde o temprano antes de que se acabe la historia
-
AERIS MUERE
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- Noveno a Décimo Quinto Lugar: Gente que se une al Héroe o Heroína de Wyoming para salvar a Wyoming pero son puro relleno.
- Un montón de éstos.
- Décimosexto a trigésimo segundo lugar: Wyomingites Caídos
- Espera, qué?
- Cualquier Otro Lugar: Wyomingites que quiere ser realista
- ¿Quién quiere vivir en Wyoming? Espera, eso no es nada realista.
Wyomingites Apareados!
Alexa888 vs. CTI
Lesm46 vs. Rodan.
WhiteQueen vs. Reflect Suicune
Random Pizzaman vs. apologies
Sledge vs. Jackal
reachzero vs. kael
Kevin Garrett vs. Sonuis
X-SandStreamer-X vs. tophway
Flamewheeler vs. [Sub]
[Sub] vs. LightWolf
markyguila vs. ILoveLiza
Screaming Angel vs. Mastadi
Trent vs. Huy
hanke vs. B-Lulz
coolking49 vs. Gen. Empoleon
Lord Liam vs. Otterpaw
|JLeeRSX7 vs. NailsOU
Agammemnon vs. Sapientia
camelman00 vs. Lady Bug
Fatecrashers vs. [Sub]
Quantum Mechanics vs. HBK
kd24 vs. DetroitLolCat
snorlax vs. makiri
jumpluff vs. [Sub]
reyscarface vs. Tyler
drcossack vs. Light-Kun
manav95 vs. Accipender
[Sub] vs. Fallen Alice
locopoke vs. Thorns
zdrup15 vs. KnightoftheWind
-Mind- vs. tennisace
tito vs. LinIsKorean
Hipmonlee vs. Jolteon17
Dummy007 vs. TV-Rocka
Sy123 vs. Atlas
Requiem[9] vs. Breludicolo
Eraddd vs. Limitless
Stallion vs. Malfunction
dbolt vs. Private
Gouki vs. iss
[Sub] vs. Flamestrike
Bluewind vs. goofball
[Sub] vs. IredxL
Veedrock vs. Cybertron
Bianca222 vs. spud3423
JabbaTheGriffin vs. Seafunks
BlocksRcool vs. Gil4
[Sub] vs. ENZ0
Asuya Sosuke vs. D0nut Eater
IK. vs. [Sub]
[Sub] vs. cayr
Ethics vs. Optimusje
Ala vs. _Rewer_
Itchni vs. LonelyNess
wilson46 vs. Mizuno
Golden Sun vs. Earthworm
G80 vs. shipowdon
Keelhauled vs. Raseri
billymills vs. Quagsires
Giant Enemy Crab vs. Joel
Mass vs. [Sub]
supermarth64 vs. Lakers
Frizy vs. TotalPotato
Synth_Metal vs. [Sub]
Substitutos: mighty metagross (Pending)
El plazo para este redondo es de septiembre el duodécimo, 9:00 P.M., PDT.
Atención: Todavía estoy aceptando registros para los substitutos. Por favor envíeme un mensaje privado si usted está interesado.
Lesm46 vs. Rodan.
WhiteQueen vs. Reflect Suicune
Random Pizzaman vs. apologies
Sledge vs. Jackal
reachzero vs. kael
Kevin Garrett vs. Sonuis
X-SandStreamer-X vs. tophway
Flamewheeler vs. [Sub]
[Sub] vs. LightWolf
markyguila vs. ILoveLiza
Screaming Angel vs. Mastadi
Trent vs. Huy
hanke vs. B-Lulz
coolking49 vs. Gen. Empoleon
Lord Liam vs. Otterpaw
|JLeeRSX7 vs. NailsOU
Agammemnon vs. Sapientia
camelman00 vs. Lady Bug
Fatecrashers vs. [Sub]
Quantum Mechanics vs. HBK
kd24 vs. DetroitLolCat
snorlax vs. makiri
jumpluff vs. [Sub]
reyscarface vs. Tyler
drcossack vs. Light-Kun
manav95 vs. Accipender
[Sub] vs. Fallen Alice
locopoke vs. Thorns
zdrup15 vs. KnightoftheWind
-Mind- vs. tennisace
tito vs. LinIsKorean
Hipmonlee vs. Jolteon17
Dummy007 vs. TV-Rocka
Sy123 vs. Atlas
Requiem[9] vs. Breludicolo
Eraddd vs. Limitless
Stallion vs. Malfunction
dbolt vs. Private
Gouki vs. iss
[Sub] vs. Flamestrike
Bluewind vs. goofball
[Sub] vs. IredxL
Veedrock vs. Cybertron
Bianca222 vs. spud3423
JabbaTheGriffin vs. Seafunks
BlocksRcool vs. Gil4
[Sub] vs. ENZ0
Asuya Sosuke vs. D0nut Eater
IK. vs. [Sub]
[Sub] vs. cayr
Ethics vs. Optimusje
Ala vs. _Rewer_
Itchni vs. LonelyNess
wilson46 vs. Mizuno
Golden Sun vs. Earthworm
G80 vs. shipowdon
Keelhauled vs. Raseri
billymills vs. Quagsires
Giant Enemy Crab vs. Joel
Mass vs. [Sub]
supermarth64 vs. Lakers
Frizy vs. TotalPotato
Synth_Metal vs. [Sub]
Substitutos: mighty metagross (Pending)
El plazo para este redondo es de septiembre el duodécimo, 9:00 P.M., PDT.
Atención: Todavía estoy aceptando registros para los substitutos. Por favor envíeme un mensaje privado si usted está interesado.
