a forum presents: The Roast of WaterBomb (a 2k thread)

Morm

Good evening y'all! I wanted to do something for my 2k thread that was a little more interesting than shout outs, and I hadn't seen something like this done in a while, so I figured it would work. For those of you who don't know what a roast is, it's where a person gets to sit in front of a group of people, and the people in that group get to poke fun at the target one by one. Usually everyone gets their turn, then the target gets a chance at rebuttal, then more funpoking ensues. I don't really care to organize this much, so I'll just leave it open for people to say what they like. Feel free to post embarrassing pictures, IRC logs, quotes, or simply make jokes at my expense. This is meant to be funny, so be creative!

I only have one simple rule: Keep it clean. A roast is supposed to be in good humor, so pointless flaming is unacceptable. Not that I think you would do that anyway, but I just wanted to throw that out there so people understand. Go ahead and roast away!

his finance is actually 5'9 for reference
 
It's odd that you're 2005 and at 2K and I'm a 2008 who's at 2K.

Makes me feel like such a spammer.
 
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Killah said:
another year or two and the Steelers will be the #4 team in the AFC
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Best response so far XD

monkfish thanks for bringing that up, I was waiting for someone to make the obligatory post!

Now to go delete another post to keep at 2k...
 
so waterbomb i heard you like, impersonated your own brother and the nick had something to do with bears??? what the fuck dude

you're lucky your fiancee is so cute

but she's so tiny

are you comparatively compensating???
 
This is a terrible roast.
How the fuck could you have such a terrible 2k thread? I might as well have expected as much from smogon's third shittiest user.

Nah man, happy 2k. Only thing I can do is hope to beat you in fantasy football next year (I won't).
 
Fishy said:
so waterbomb i heard you like, impersonated your own brother and the nick had something to do with bears??? what the fuck dude

you're lucky your fiancee is so cute

but she's so tiny

are you comparatively compensating???
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That is correct! My original username was Lord_Bear (a holdover from my name at TPM "Bear"), but I was a younger guy at the time, and I got the distinct feeling I annoyed everyone alot. So rather than just fix my own problems, I decided I'd start a new username as a gimmick, pretending to be my own brother. This is how WaterBomb came about. I felt this would give me a clean start to be a better user since I was quite self conscious about what people thought of me.

Then I faked my own brother's death. Pretty sick and dumb I know, but that's what happened. AFterward I just stuck with WB and hoped people would eventually just not care anymore -_-.

I actually don't even have a brother in real life.

You guys should all watch one of the Comedy Central roasts to see how it goes. I'm not getting made of NEARLY enough here! Any good stories out there?
 
Do you think your fiancee is so small so that your dick will be larger in comparison?
 
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Type: Normal / Water
Ability: Seizure / Intimidate
Max stats:
HP: 425
Atk: 250
Def: 270
SpA: 450
SpD: 290
Spe: 315
Max stat total: 2000
Signature move: Water Bomb


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