theangryscientist
angry, not mad
Lynch Heist
Night 4 has now begun. Night 4 ends when I get all actions, or at 12:00 GMT on MondayYou are Jeremy Clarkson.
You are the presenter of the television show Top Gear, where three grown men discuss (and mess around with) cars like eight year old boys might do. As you might be able to tell, the host does not enjoy this show in the slightest, however the amount of people that do is incredible. You show has won several awards, including an Emmy. The popularity of your show is what will aid your Desperate allies in this battle.
At Night, you may send a PM to Slim Guldo entitled "Night X - Invite USER1 and USER2 to appear as guest drivers on Top Gear". You will invite these two users to appear on your show, and as a result, anything USER1 does will be forced to target USER2.
Your allies are listed in another PM.
You win if a member of the Desperate is the last user standing or if nothing can prevent the same.
And if we don't...?You guys need to be like me and talk more.
You're welcome.Hey people posted quickly so I can raise my post count while avoiding the quintuple post and therefore raise my self esteem!
The log in question was snipped out because it contains sensitive information. Carry on.[17:51] <GeneralSpoon> You wanted to talk?
[17:52] <Nanoswine> yeah
[17:52] <Nanoswine> why the hell am I the lynch target?
[17:52] <Nanoswine> I've been cleaned!
[17:52] <GeneralSpoon> The village leadership has received a log
[17:53] <Nanoswine> what log
<snip>
[17:53] <Nanoswine> that fucker
[17:53] <Nanoswine> ok, you got me
[17:54] <Nanoswine> why the hell a mafia would side with the village I don't know
The next corpse you find is that of Godudette. She was attacked with some sort of strange rockets. She was:You are Aerosmith.
You are a rock band founded in 1970 who have several famous songs to your name, the most famous of which being "Don't wanna miss a thing" from the soundtrack of the film Armageddon. You are also the best selling American rock band of all time, with over 150 million albums sold worldwide. You even have a Guitar Hero game made after you, which is an honour above all others! You figured that since you couldn't remember who any of your allies were, you should join up with the Dizzy and help them on their way to victory.
At Night, you may send a PM to Slim Guldo entitled "Night X - Don't wanna miss USER". You figure that the best way to stop you having to miss USER is to invite them to sleep over at your place of residence. Since they are staying at your place rather than their own, any killers who are targeting USER that night will fail as they will be unable to find them. You are unable to protect yourself as you already live at your own house, so the killers would find you anyway.
You win if a member of the Dizzy is the last user standing or if nothing can prevent the same.
With two important villagers dead, you sigh and turn to the lynch. Will anything ever go right for the poor Dizzy?You are Matt Bellamy.
You are the singer and guitarist of the band Muse, one of the host's favourite bands of all time. While you have become slightly more mainstream than the host would like with your latest album, the host still enjoys the vast majority of your music. You will be using some of your odd lyrics to help the Dizzy in on their way to victory.
At Night, you may send a PM to Slim Guldo entitled "Night X - How can we win when USER can be king?". USER will be so enraged by your insult that they will target you with any abilities that they were using that night instead of their original target.
You win if a member of the Dizzy is the last user standing or if nothing can prevent the same.
NANOSWINE IS A NUT
HE HAS A RUBBER BUTT
EVERY TIME HE TURNS AROUND IT GOES
PUTT PUTT