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[Beginner] BI-WINNING Mafia - Game Over! SCFiI and Hydrattler Win!

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The night ends suddenly - some of you are confused as it seemed half as long as normal, but nobody really cares much. Tonight, over half the game could be dead. Everyone is eager to see how their fortunes changed.

You all begin scouting, finding three people missing. Only 9 of you are left to hunt around and wait for makiri to return from wherever he may have gone.

"Whoa, look at this guy!" Greenwater10 exclaims, standing over the body of one Nightmare Jigglypuff. He has a lone bullet hole directly between his eyes, a few small jewels clinging to his shirt.

The headshot killed him instantly, and Niggly is no more.

Dear Nightmare Jigglypuff, you are Princess Leia
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You're the princess of Aldaran who was captured by Darth Vader, then rescued by your brother to lead the Rebel Forces. While you were on Hoth fighting the Sith, you were contacted by the SNOWS to join in their struggle. You first refused, but when they offered you the chance to not be in any of the prequels, you immediately accepted to help the SNOWS take over the world.

Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Give user's plans to R2D2" You will put user's plans into R2D2, causing everyone targeting them to go after R2D2 instead. When they cannot find him, they'll give up on their action. This won't work against killers though, since they aren't after user's plans.

Additionally, every day you may pm Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - Send Ewok's to collect user's role pm" You will send a highly trained squad of ninja Ewoks to grab user's role pm and give it to you.

You currently have no item.

You are allied with the SNOWS. You win if the SNOWS eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SNOWS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.

Quote: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?
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Somewhere out there, Han Solo is sobbing profusely.

With the Princess' body tossed to Cerberus, the hunt resumes. These last two chaps seem nowhere to be found, until Hydrattler comes running in from the remote patch of desert on the opposite side of the mountain.

"You need to see this <snip>!" he shouts, pointing to follow his footprints.

There is an overturned car, crushing someone's body. The nine of you work together to try and move it off, but it is too heavy.

"Let me," makiri states from far off, looking rather blue and shivering. He approaches the group and uses his girth to move the car, revealing...

Dummy007, crushed to death by the car.

Dear Dummy007, You are Mega Shark
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You made your appearance in the monster movie Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus in 2009. This terribad movie was about you fighting GIANT OCTOPUS. It was a crime against humanity but seeing as a Mega Shark like you has been frozen in ice, you joined the Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice to take over the world.

Every Night, you may pm Yeti and kingofkongs with the message “NX - Plunge user to the bottom of the ocean”. You will submerge user underneath the ocean, causing them to not be able to talk inside or outside the thread for the next full cycle.

Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with the message “NX - Show USER my powerful bite”. You will show that user the strength of your bite, which will scare them into dropping their role PM before you.

You currently have no item.

You are allied with the SCFiI. You win if the SCFiI eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SALTS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.

Quote: I’m a Shark. I’m a Shark. Suck my dick! I’m a shark.
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"<SNIP> MAN, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MOVIE!" HSA curses, going off to sulk.

After a thorough search of the mountain, Acklow is nowhere to be found, and you deem him a simple kidnapping victim.

Only ten of you stand to perform the lynch today. The numbers grow slim and the battle for world domination may soon have its victor. Who will come out triumphant?

Lynch on to find out.

It is now Day Seven. D7 will end in ~45 hours, 4PM PST 9/15/11, or when there is majority and all actions in, like today. Getcho hustle on.

The SANDS ARENA still has only the Pile of Cocaine.

results being sent.
 
ls if you could kindly refrain from pc+1ing itt that'd be cool

shining latios is waiting for you to sit on his face anyway i'm.. not quite sure why you're wasting time here
 
I died as well. Good luck SCFiI...

(Also, NJ, when did you capitalize the J in Jigglypuff? My inner Grammar Nazi has finally stopped nagging me about it.)

EDIT: Oh, and the OP says I was with the MUDS. Please correct this before I have an identity crisis.
 
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Walrein the Instigator calls for Paradoxus' blood. Some pricks agree and vote him, though the turnout is rather small.

Paradoxus, normally idle, realizes what is happening and yells for Hydrattler to die, but Empoof disagrees. What happens?

DEATH.

Paradoxus is pushed close to the edge and Cerberus' whirlpool lashes out to drag him down. The end of a good idler.

Dear Paradoxus, you are Sara Sidle
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You are the on-again, off-again CSI agent from hit-but-fading CBS cop drama, CSI, currently the oldest of its cloned procedural lineup. You got smacked up by the Dollhouse Killer a fair bit, went away, then came back and married Gil, only for him to go away. Because you were stuck in the desert, you hate SANDS, and there’s no STARS this time around, so you decided to hop on board with the SANDS’ longtime arch-enemy, the MUDS.

Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX – Pretend user is Gil". You will tape a mask of your husband’s face over that user’s and make yourself believe they are Gil for the night, which will hook them due to night-long sex due to your deprived sex life due to his living in foreign country due to his actor leaving the show (spoilers).

Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX – Use super CSI skills on user". You will make use of your television crime-solver talents and dig up dirt on that user, which will provide you with their full role PM.

You currently hold no item.

You are allied with the MUDS REBELS. You win if the MUDS eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the MUDS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.

Quote: Hey, Grissom. Can you come tape me up?
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HSA is somewhat disgruntled that a hot chick (YMMV) died instead of someone with a <snip> as now he can't screw them, but hey, Paradoxus was the last MUDS and thus an enemy.

The MUDS REBELS have been eliminated from the game.

"Hey isn't this what happened before..." Quagsires remarks to Yeti, who nods, remembering how the MUDS and SANDS got decimated.

Alas, it's a mad world.

It is now Night Seven.. let the carnage begin 8O. N7 will end in 48 hours, 4PM PST 9/17/11 or when all actions are in. We will go to 24 hour cycles after this.

SANDS ARENA is empty. Results out once my cheesy fingers are cleaned.
 
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With so few people left, every creak in the floor, every whisper, every stolen glance leaves you feeling uneasy. There are still a fair few assassins remaining, roaming the mountain looking for their next victim. Their factionmates, if they have any, huddle up to stay warm - without the SANDS and their superior technical knowledge, the heating system has broken down.

Shouldn't have killed them all :C

Finally, dawn breaks, the sun rising far out on the horizon. It is time to see who has fallen.

The first thing you all notice is how few people remain - only FIVE are present to hunt for the dead and kidnapped folk. You know Acklow should hopefully be coming back, leaving only six to make this critical vote happen.

Walrein's voice is mysteriously absent - uh oh! He is not bellowing out orders or prematurely directing a lynch. Something must be wrong, the poor chap.

After some searching, as a group to avoid any early-morning killers looking to slay one last victim, you find his body in an alley, slumped against a wall. His face is blue and his hands are frozen around his neck. After some thumping, you manage to hit an engagement ring out of his throat.

It seems the poor man choked to death on someone else's diamond!

Dear Walrein, You are Dunkleosteus
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You're a prehistoric creature with a bite that rivals the T-Rex and Crocodile in terms of power. You're so powerful, you were forced to be frozen in ice for the safety of humanity. Due to this, you decided to join the Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice to take over the world.

Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Protect user with my mighty jaws". You will guard user with your mighty bite, scaring anyone from killing them.

Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - Swim towards user". You will swim towards user, who will flee in panic, giving you time to steal any item that can be stolen from them.

Also, once during the game, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - Bite Down on the Bullet. Hard". This will stop that day's lynch from occurring.

You currently hold no items.

You are allied with the SCFiI. You win if the SCFiI eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SALTS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.

Quote: Dunkleosteus do it better
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"Man I hope the next dead guy is the last member of his band of lynch-happy twats," someone yells angrily, but you can't identify the voice.

With the death of a SCFiI, and the most notable instigator, the game's balance may yet shift. The hunt for DEADSMEN continues.

You stumble across another body, almost unidentifiable. His face has completely melted off!

"Who even was this guy?" Jared asks, to nobody in particular.

Empoof leans over to pull a note out of his pocket, "Says his name was Greenwater10. He just never showed up."

Indeed, Greenwater10's melted face is still not showing, and somewhat thankfully, as you're sure the sight would be gruesome if you rolled his corpse over.

Dear Greenwater10, you are Big Red from ST11
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Your scientific name is the Hengrauggi, but that's too difficult to pronounce, so we'll just call you Big Red, considering you're a giant ugly red lobster snow monster from Delta Vega. You were so close to killing Kirk, but that <snip>ing Vulcan Spock saved him before you could kill him. Pissed off, you were looking for revenge. When the SNOWS contacted you about using your strongth, you immediately accepted to help the SNOWS take over the world.

Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX - Trap user in my cave" You will force user into a cave, keeping them there for a full cycle before letting them go.

Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - Chase user". User will <snip> their pants in fear and run away from you. While they do this, all their items in their pockets will drop out and you will pick them up.

Additionally, once during the game, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX - O Hai guyz" You will appear, and when everyone sees you and your freaky tongue thing, they will freak the <snip> out and run away from town center, stopping the lynch.

You currently have no item.

You are allied with the SNOWS. You win if the SNOWS eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the SNOWS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.

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Oh dear, two unused lynch stops have bitten the dust! And in one night!! Someone really must have a grudge against failed lynches...

After a thorough search of the mountain, you determine HSA and Xaqwais cannot be found anywhere, and must be kidnapped, and thus safe from being targeted or spoken to.

Acklow, however, is back in this and looking to kick some mugwumps. He is shivering fiercely after being trapped in an ice cave, but glad that his captor is apparently dead.

It appears that someone was holding some MUDS, though they look suspiciously fake. If you would like to take your chances on them, the item is now in the SANDS ARENA.

Remember you still need to find your team's WC item! And all three of the remaining relevant ones MUST be moved today. Send your allcaps to a chosen target or we pick for you. ;x

It is now Day Eight. D8 will end in 24 hours, 9/18, 3PM PST, or when all actions are in and there is majority.

Get snapping. With only six relevant actions (discluding whoever is chosen to be lynched unless they can save themself should such an ability still remain) this should be over quickly - let's wrap the game up!
 
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"Let's get makiri!" Empoof shouts, but Acklow protests. Some guys follow each.

Finally, Acklow's shouting gets him rammed! Incredible turn of events!!!!

Just when the vote seems to be tipped for Hydrattler, Cerberus lunges up as the sun goes down and picks off makiri, unfortunately standing closer to the edge.

Dear makiri, you are E-Romance (BAN ME PLEASE)
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You are a couple of dolts who think that falling in love over the internet will ever work out. A notable example on Smogon is Lanturn and Morm, a couple hideous idiots who met on a Pokemon forum. Every sensible member of the other factions, and even neutrals on their own, thinks you are too stupid to be of any service to them, except the GTFO Forums, which describes you perfectly.

Every night, you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "NX – Take user with us when we meet irl". You will plan a meeting irl so you can have nasty ugly-people sex in person, as opposed to over the phone, and take that user with you, which will kidnap them for upcoming day and night cycle.

Additionally, every day you may PM Yeti and kingofkongs with "DX – Get clingy to user". You will become creepily obsessed with that user and everything about them, following them about, which will let you track who they targeted and also if they were successful in their endeavor.

You currently have no item.

You are allied with the GTFO Forums. You win if the GTFO eliminate all threats. Additionally, you must gain access to the WEBS, and all living team members at the time of winning must have held it, in addition to it currently being in your possession.

Quote: /me pours e-girl coffee.
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Awwwww, fake internet love just never lasts :C

It is now Night Eight. N8 will end in 24 hours or when we get all actions, 9/19 4PM PST.

Fightfightfightfight.

Da Letter El has subbed in for Orcinus Duo due to idling problems.
 
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MORNING DAWNS, but you only see people returning and nobody has gone missing!!!

Maybe all the pesky kidnappers have finally up and left, bunch of JERKS.

Xaqwais and HSA both return, clutching each other and sobbing. They were forced to go along with some guy and his fugly girlfriend and watch them do nasty things. Truly horrific!

It is now Day Nine. D9 will end in 24 hours or when all actions are in (not likely) and majority is reached, 4PM PST 9/20.

Come on dipsticks, there's what, 7 people left?
 
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