Can You Haiku? (5)

[iDunno]

if chou keeps posting
his students' material
[They'll maybe sue him] / [He will lose his job]

 

[askaninjask]

For each blade of grass
the fibers split the warm air
whistling to themselves

The syllable's a
surprisingly subjective
unit of language.

 

[Rowan]

It's Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Shut up, Rebecca.

-

Pulled this well fit bird
Got back to mine to find out
That she had a dick. :/

 

[ToastTyrant13]

This is a Haiku.
I had to write a Haiku.
That was my Haiku.

 

[Eos]

this is a haiku
sometimes haikus do not rhyme
refrigerator

-

I would like to give a shoutout to EM. that first one really brought a tear to my eye.

 

[Float Upstream]

I went to Subway
And got a meatball sandwich
om-nom-nom-nom-nom

 

[Zane777]

I suck at haiku's
but I'm going to write one
wow that was easy

 

[RitterCat]

I don't like haikus
Wait shit I'm writing one now
God dammit haikus

 

[Ampharos]

There once was a man from Peru
Who though he was writing a haiku
But since he's a dick
It was a limerick
Off-topic posts are fun, too

 

[Celestavian]

My win is assured
Focus Blast missed, sweeper stopped
Ragequit from server

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

You know what I just noticed?

I'm a Ramblin' Wreck
from Georgia Tech and a hell
of an engineer.

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Meanwwhile i am not
a Cloverleaf from Texas
Canada is great!

 

[smashlloyd20]

refrigerator
refrigerator and a
refrigerator

wait hold on stop it
this cannot possibly be
a proper haiku

 

[blarajan]

blarajan sucks
so much dick its pretty bad
such a poor user

lmfao
i still cant get over it
what a poor user

one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten e
leven twelve thirteen

emma eats penis
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
what a dick muncher

 

[Mysterious Trainer]

I play Pokémon
I play Pokémon a lot
But mostly I fap

 

[Alchemator]

Oh a haiku thread!
Haikus are my favourite.
Now to think of one...

 

[Nails]

it's friday, friday,
gotta get down on friday,
everybody's looking

 

[muramusaw8]

Falling autumn leaves -
A beautiful scene for all
But the janitor.

 

[smashlloyd20]

Falling autumn leaves -
A beautiful scene for all
But the janitor.

what are you smoking
i have to rake leaves sometimes
wish i could torch them

 

[Yamata no Orochi]

My goal is complete
One Hundred posts in Autumn
I thank all my friends

 

[Terrador]

I used to believe
That you intentionally
Kept your postcount down.

This is news to me
I'm surely trippin' da bawls
Anyone got shrooms?

 

[muramusaw8]

what are you smoking
i have to rake leaves sometimes
wish i could torch them

"Save the children" is
What I should have typed, but I
Enjoy cheap labor.

 

[Lesser Smaug]

My goal is complete
One Hundred posts in Autumn
I thank all my friends

You beat Susanoo
The tyrant wants fresh meat
POST COUNT PLUS PLUS BLAH

 

[smashlloyd20]

i will revive this
worthless four page haiku thread
chou is a true boss

 

[blarajan]

Chou, a boss, you say?
He said over 9000.
Can I permaban?