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Classic CopyPastas
- Thread starter Mace
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It is, indeed, a classic copypasta
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This guy fucking sucks at Pokemon. In this video, we can see a player so atrociously bad at Pokemon that he can't deal any damage to his opponents. Despite the obviously strong Pokemon in front of him, he sucks so fucking bad at the game that he just can't stop using Assist like a moron. It's only by sheer luck that he keeps rolling Revival Blessing and barely avoids sending our feline friends to their doom. Subscribe if you think this total embarrassment of a gamer should be permanently banned from Pokemon Showdown.
As a member of [team] we will employ every single degenerate banworthy tactic. We will Ghost. We will act fish. We will bring the most cancer HO and rain possible. We will blame rng on losses. We will not play honorably. We decide on bo3? We steamroll game 1 and claim win and ignore gentlemans. We will script and use alt accounts in your discords to steal your brings and counterteam them. We will DDOS you if you even take a single kill off of a clear sack. We will force win by timer. We will play on main to talk shit and ruin your mental. We will call any win from our opponents luck only.
Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!
1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2. Do not do a balk please.
1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2. Do not do a balk please.
It is curious how many abilities entailing moving Energy and entering the Active Spot have been given to Deer Pokemon. This number is highly unusual. Is it possible that the Deers and honorary deer Heatran are plotting to take over with superior maneuvering? It is well known, at least, that Iron Leaves is a hardened criminal, wanted for crimes such as masquerading as the honorable Virizion and being a robot. And isn’t it interesting that half of these Abilities mention a Road of some sort? Perhaps they are building a War Road to our destination. How frightening. We must not allow the Deers and honorary deer Heatran to mechanize into robots and surprise us by moving all of the Energy from the Bench to themselves, building their War Road to the Active Spot, and Destroying us instantly.
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If your leader loses I get to have this website for myself. Theres changes that need to be made in this tier. Darkrai needs to come down. It's a worse Zeraora. Lugia needs to come down, it basically just sits there like Chansey except worse and can't heal from status. Cannot Wish Pash. It's basically like Hippowdon but can't even set up Sandstorm automatically. Reshiram also needs to come down. It's basically a slower bulkier Zard X but without DD and Tough Claws. There´s more but those are the ones off the top of my head.
idk jack about ssou but what possible combination of mental ineptitudes could lead someone to unironically believe darkrai is a worse zeraora
not even in a "one is a better wallbreaker" way but one is a special attacker and one is a physical attacker like those are two completely different things
the same kind of mental ineptitudes that lead that same someone to believe they could challenge the leader of Smogon and beat them for the forum.
probably too recent to constitute a classic but i think this is the only copypasta i frequently reference:
What a fucking liar, dude! What a fucking weaselly little liar, dude! What a fucking weaselly little liar, dude! Holy shit, dude! Holy fucking shit, dude! Literally lying! Still lying to his audience! Can someone please inform Destiny that he's literally lying to his audience? What a fucking piece of shit, dude. Holy fucking shit
What a fucking liar, dude! What a fucking weaselly little liar, dude! What a fucking weaselly little liar, dude! Holy shit, dude! Holy fucking shit, dude! Literally lying! Still lying to his audience! Can someone please inform Destiny that he's literally lying to his audience? What a fucking piece of shit, dude. Holy fucking shit
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
STOP! POSTING! ABOUT FURRET WALK! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fuckin memes-- I was on a server, right? And ALL of the channels were just Furret Walk stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo, I flipped it and said, "Hey babe, HE WALCC, HAHA!" DING-DING-DING-DING-DING DING DING! I fuckin looked at a trash can, I said, "CUTE WALK CYCLE!" I looked at my penis, I think of Furret's body, and I go, "PENIS? MORE LIKE PE-WALK!!" AAAAAAAAAAAA
A soldier saw a girl taking a picture of her self holding a fancy Star-Bucks coffee. The Soldier grabbed her coffee and poured it down the sewer. "What are you doing!" yelled the girl. Then they heard a voice saying, "Thank you for the coffee, Sir, I have been so thirsty and tired." The girl looked down and saw a SEWER MAN! MORAL: There was a Sewer Man
You will never, EVER, EVER be even a fraction the grace and beauty that is Greedent. Even the most ineffectual oafish Greedent would simply destroy you in any competition you could engage them in. You are nothing, less than nothing. Typical for you "trainers" to be so arrogant and chauvinistic, "they need our guidance," "I'm really better than them." Have you considered that you command them because you have no talent of your own? Absolute disgrace.
Pour boiling hot oil into the flour. Pour boiling hot oil into the flour. What is this for? The moment it comes out of the pot is a food that all children love to eat. What kind of delicious food can you make? The oil is so expensive, don't lie to me. First, prepare a bowl of flour and pour in a spoonful of boiling hot oil. First, prepare a bowl of flour and pour in boiling hot oil. Stir well. Then, give them a good mix. If you like to eat sweet, you can add some sugar. If I like to eat sweet, I add a spoonful of sugar. Then, pour boiling water several times. Then, add boiling, boiling water several times. Keep stirring until it is smooth and without particles. I also keep stirring, stirring, until it looks like this. Beat in four eggs. Beat in four eggs. Continue to stir well. Continue to stir well. Then use my left hand to squeeze into small balls. Your hand is too far, use my left hand to squeeze into small balls. Put oil temperature in the pot and fry slowly over medium low heat. Fry until golden and crispy. You can take it out when it's golden and crispy. It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. You can use it as a snack or as a Baskin Robins. It's very delicious. You should do it. I like it very much. I'm done. You should do it, too. Xiao Hong Shu
I do not believe that it is statistically possible to dodge Core Enforcer without using TAS, or cheating in some way. I kinda think that Game Freak was trolling us by putting this pattern in the game, and having no way to tell if someone is cheating just by looking at the screen footage. I think they know full well that it's impossible, and the whole thing is little more than a social experiment to see how many people will cheat and then try to pass their work off as legitimate.
drifloon evolves at lvl 40 with a dusk stone in the morning during winter between the hours 11-12 am est , with entei, pikachu and donphan in ur oarty who must all be leveled up to 78 while each holding quick claws and knowing the move flash and strength , u must also be in the elite 4 while doing so
The year is 2040. You need to use the Yum Brands Inc app to unlock the Taco Bell's washroom door. The app tells you to make an account. They removed the ability to make accounts with just an email address and password (for bot prevention). It says to link your Meta account and to log in using it. You were banned from Meta after being mass reported (falsely accused of being an ai) because you mentioned being left handed and the altaltalt right have become increasingly fixated on left handedness as a sign of degeneracy. A hot older woman is watching you piss your pants.
Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
A soldier saw a girl taking a picture of her self holding a fancy Star-Bucks coffee. The Soldier grabbed her coffee and poured it down the sewer. "What are you doing!" yelled the girl. Then they heard a voice saying, "Thank you for the coffee, Sir, I have been so thirsty and tired." The girl looked down and saw a SEWER MAN! MORAL: There was a Sewer Man
You will never, EVER, EVER be even a fraction the grace and beauty that is Greedent. Even the most ineffectual oafish Greedent would simply destroy you in any competition you could engage them in. You are nothing, less than nothing. Typical for you "trainers" to be so arrogant and chauvinistic, "they need our guidance," "I'm really better than them." Have you considered that you command them because you have no talent of your own? Absolute disgrace.
Pour boiling hot oil into the flour. Pour boiling hot oil into the flour. What is this for? The moment it comes out of the pot is a food that all children love to eat. What kind of delicious food can you make? The oil is so expensive, don't lie to me. First, prepare a bowl of flour and pour in a spoonful of boiling hot oil. First, prepare a bowl of flour and pour in boiling hot oil. Stir well. Then, give them a good mix. If you like to eat sweet, you can add some sugar. If I like to eat sweet, I add a spoonful of sugar. Then, pour boiling water several times. Then, add boiling, boiling water several times. Keep stirring until it is smooth and without particles. I also keep stirring, stirring, until it looks like this. Beat in four eggs. Beat in four eggs. Continue to stir well. Continue to stir well. Then use my left hand to squeeze into small balls. Your hand is too far, use my left hand to squeeze into small balls. Put oil temperature in the pot and fry slowly over medium low heat. Fry until golden and crispy. You can take it out when it's golden and crispy. It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. You can use it as a snack or as a Baskin Robins. It's very delicious. You should do it. I like it very much. I'm done. You should do it, too. Xiao Hong Shu
I do not believe that it is statistically possible to dodge Core Enforcer without using TAS, or cheating in some way. I kinda think that Game Freak was trolling us by putting this pattern in the game, and having no way to tell if someone is cheating just by looking at the screen footage. I think they know full well that it's impossible, and the whole thing is little more than a social experiment to see how many people will cheat and then try to pass their work off as legitimate.
drifloon evolves at lvl 40 with a dusk stone in the morning during winter between the hours 11-12 am est , with entei, pikachu and donphan in ur oarty who must all be leveled up to 78 while each holding quick claws and knowing the move flash and strength , u must also be in the elite 4 while doing so
The year is 2040. You need to use the Yum Brands Inc app to unlock the Taco Bell's washroom door. The app tells you to make an account. They removed the ability to make accounts with just an email address and password (for bot prevention). It says to link your Meta account and to log in using it. You were banned from Meta after being mass reported (falsely accused of being an ai) because you mentioned being left handed and the altaltalt right have become increasingly fixated on left handedness as a sign of degeneracy. A hot older woman is watching you piss your pants.
Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.