I would like to try my hand at this metagame
Soo here I'm assuming you get new stuff if you dont break it but... loses it... or have it get out of the tower....
PC
Duh. You can also vc people online as long as you don't tell them your situation, or you can bait the SWAT team to your room to annihilate them in your Glock strat.
Console
To accompany my PC. This can change if you don't care about console games (I'm assuming you can still have online games and whatnot that's not console-exclusive, likeeee I don't know PS or something).
2 dish with anything you want (or another food option)
Duh. Loophole is that you can get a huge plate with many sections (kinda like school cafeteria plates but better and fanciar and stuff, you know what I mean) along with lots and lots of different stuff, enough for a day. Or you can just take something that is normally huge (like a pizza) that lasts a day. Or you can have some really good stuff (but with smaller amounts) once in a while and eat gruel for the rest of the day.
Armory
Finally if you get sick of everything you initiate the Glock strat that
cityscapes posted and break out of your stupid Trump Tower. If you don't want to break out and prefers to stay for ten years because you're an introvert and this is heaven then you can replace this with books (though you can read them on PC), paper/pen, or woman/friends. You can even get the world's best doctors if you don't trust your local doctors.
Whatever else
Honestly training equipment is kinda stupid bc you can just do pushups and whatnot. You'll prolly get tired of the sports room too in like a month, a year at most.
Now here's the crux of this setup: with access to your computer (with wifi), you have access to Ebay, Amazon, all that stuff. You can sell your superexpensive console, wifi, or armory, and get infinite money (since everything gets replaced). Bonus is that you can actually use the stuff before you sell it, or keep it brand new for more value. You'll probably start slow, but PC + food + whatever else you picked should take care of everything until you start rolling in dough.
E: saw post 74 and edited accordingly