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confined for 10 years. what you picking? (NEW CHOICES AVAILABLE, SEE POST #74)
- Thread starter GatoDelFuego
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death
Even discounting having windows or computers, you can see the world doctors more than once a week and for more than an hour. Based on the text given, the woman will only come to have sex, while the world doctors will arrive when you have a medical problem and they can do anything else with you otherwise. The group of the world's best doctors is also subjective and potentially unlimited in size, while you can only see the same one woman every time. Being able to summon the world doctors is necessary for realistically surviving regardless of choice, because there's a solid chance over 10 years you may cut yourself preparing food or get a paper cut or whatever, and you have no way to clean or treat the wound properly otherwise. Dentists, pharmacists, and chiropractors also get the title of doctor and they would probably count as being the best doctors to treat their respective areas, so that gives you variety in treatment. The world doctors are also professionals and patient doctor confidentiality should keep you safe from the SWAT team, assuming in the worst case that anyone outside finding out gets you swatted. Don't sleep on doctors.
Theoretically, therapists are doctors too. And if you're feeling sexually repressed, then the therapist should help with that. So don't sleep on doctors, sleep with doctors
meh if you do your research beforehand and don't do anything too crazy, you'll be fine. who needs a therapist when you got psychedelics
GLOCK STRATS: get the glock and 4 other items of your choice (the more hedonistic the better). after you begin to go crazy from the lack of sustainability in your lifestyle, keep breaking the glock to get better and better weapons delivered. once you get like a tank or something you can just head out of there owning the puny swat team if they dare to stand in your way. congrats on the sex/drugs/medical care/good food
bro is smart, wanna build a time machine?
comp and internet literally required for me because I am a useless dredge of society that does not contribute very meaningfully
gym because only talking to other goblins on the internet is not an effective way to pass away the entire day
windows I GUESS because all of you seem convinced I'll literally die without sunlight, and well living is pretty radical
and lastly the girl because I am still a v card holder and this seems like the quickest way to fix that
gym because only talking to other goblins on the internet is not an effective way to pass away the entire day
windows I GUESS because all of you seem convinced I'll literally die without sunlight, and well living is pretty radical
and lastly the girl because I am still a v card holder and this seems like the quickest way to fix that
Some starter packs:
The America:
Burger King
Groceries
Swedish meal
2 plate
Glock
The artist:
Book
Pen/paper
Audio equipment
Drugs
Alcohol
The coomer:
Woman
Pc
Internet
Drugs
Furniture for the ultimate gooncave
The America:
Burger King
Groceries
Swedish meal
2 plate
Glock
The artist:
Book
Pen/paper
Audio equipment
Drugs
Alcohol
The coomer:
Woman
Pc
Internet
Drugs
Furniture for the ultimate gooncave
the coomer would swap out the woman for a tv so that they can watch more porn. the woman is only for an hour a week
One bag is enough to make like 6–8 servings of chilli or spag bol or stew or soup or smth and that shit will last for the entire week in the fridge. Even better if you can get some muesli/granola/porridge/whatever and milk in the bag for lots of types of fibre for breakfast.
Not to mention there’s no stated bag size; it could be the entire farmer’s market for all you know.
How bad is Swedish Cuisine that people would take 2 meals over its 3
ive heard Kalalokki keeps the strap onhim
can kalalokki give me the strap
Chill daddy chill
1.Computer
This is pretty obvious imo. Computer's can do alot of things provided you have internet.
2.Windows
This is also mandatory because i don't want my eyes to hurt.
3.Burger King
I'm not picking the other two since the senders can be trolls and send the smallest plate/grocerie bag ever, while Burger King has a set size since they buy it from them, UNLESS??!!
There are also soft drinks.
4.Doctor
Just in case, ya know.
5.Internet
Oops.
This is pretty obvious imo. Computer's can do alot of things provided you have internet.
2.Windows
This is also mandatory because i don't want my eyes to hurt.
3.Burger King
I'm not picking the other two since the senders can be trolls and send the smallest plate/grocerie bag ever, while Burger King has a set size since they buy it from them, UNLESS??!!
There are also soft drinks.4.Doctor
Just in case, ya know.
5.Internet
Oops.
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