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Rayquaza2233 said:
Being the bitter nerd I am, I think I disproved relationships with (likely incorrect) math.

Let's say there are 25 characteristics a person's SO must have. (I hope that's conservative n_n) The SO can either have them or not have them. 2^25 possibilities. There's one combination that yields that, 25C25.

(1/(2^25)) * 100 = 0.00000298023223876953125% chance of a person finding someone with their qualities. We have to square this since this is also the chance of our theoretical person fitting his theoretical SO's qualities.

8.8817841970012523233890533447266e-12% chance this happens. Multiply that by the 6,775,235,700 people in the world and there are 0.0601761813712187176861334592104 people in the world that are meant for our theoretical person. 0.06. Not even a whole person.
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25 characteristic wtf. Who the fuck demands 25 characteristics from their SO.

And also, I think your math assumes that if the person has 25 characteristics, the person is automatically perfect, while disregarding other flaws. For example, say your SO has these 25 hypothetical characteristics, but is a serial killer. Or even better, a fundamentalist Christian. I think these two points would nullify the 25 characteristics that this potential SO has.
 
Ada said:
I think we can improve on the model a bit more. Instead of multiplying by the whole population we only need half of that, assuming a straight relationship. So the chances have effectively doubled; a big improvement I’d say.
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I did do this in a later iteration when a friend noticed this.

Glen said:
I. HATE. NERDS.
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Synre is actually right here ):

WaterBomb said:
anyone else think that arbitrary 25 is a bit high? I don't think anyone's list was THAT long, was it? Unless you're including a characteristic for every minute detail.
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Eraddd said:
25 characteristic wtf. Who the fuck demands 25 characteristics from their SO.

And also, I think your math assumes that if the person has 25 characteristics, the person is automatically perfect, while disregarding other flaws. For example, say your SO has these 25 hypothetical characteristics, but is a serial killer. Or even better, a fundamentalist Christian. I think these two points would nullify the 25 characteristics that this potential SO has.
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Well, the 25 was a number I pulled out of my ass, I hoped it would hit things like the things you've noted.
 
okay because apparently I need to say this, I only restored that post for how ludicrous is it and it should not be taken seriously. move along people
 
huh lets see:


  • Too Tall or Too Short- they can't be a pygmy or giant. Preferably model like 5'11ish

  • Overweight/Doesn't exercise- they need to be in really good shape and can't be all jiggly.


  • Smoking/body modifications- smoking is just flat out nasty, and most tattoos, and piercings just aren't attractive.

  • Too religious- i just cant stand going to church, and i don't want to hear about the bible and god.

  • not very naughty/flirty- They have to be super flirtatious and have to actully love sex. I've actully met a few girls who dont seem to like it, which is insane. The more hornier they are, the better.


In reality, they are just too many to list, but these are the main ones.
 
a girl who has no sense of humor. i fucking hate that.

an extra brown girl. even though I'm mexican I'm actually into the light-skinned mexicans with colored eyes.
















i like white girls because they actually like to fuck anytime anywhere
 
CaptKirby said:
okay this is what I have been saying is incredibly stupid the whole time, so I guess being a militant feminist is finding this intimidation cowardly instead of sensible
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I don't get to control my likes and dislikes any more than you do. That's not how it works.
 
Venom said:
a girl who has no sense of humor. i fucking hate that.

an extra brown girl. even though I'm mexican I'm actually into the light-skinned mexicans with colored eyes.
















i like white girls because they actually like to fuck anytime anywhere
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I'm with you on this one, but white girls are a bitch to get over. Don't get attached to one unless they treat you like a god.
 
Why are you all acting like compromise doesn't exist? You should all know you're going to settle regardless of whatever criteria you come up with.

Also, fuck you tito. You can't be part of the AB with a Puerto Rican name.
 
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