Describe how you feel using vague concepts

[Low-Key]

feeling about the same as being different to a red banana

 

[Cratersmash]

wooden spoons.

they’re just so dry.

Nice reference

 

[Shandeur]

feeling like 5 dozens rn

 

[Fishy]

feeling like an unfinished

 

[Sulo]

i feel like a grilled cheese sandwich on a monday afternoon

 

[Fancy1]

I feel like dr. doof when he’s doing a flashback to his childhood

 

[Astra]

tonight i'm feeling like an improper integral

 

[Mayleee]

feeling like that one triple spike in geometry dash stereo madness and the other kid from chug jug with you at the same time

 

[Voltage]

I feel stoned and I won't clarify which kind

 

[LordyLoo]

Like a cookie being baked

 

[limbo_]

feelin like a final exam in quicksand

 

[phoopes]

I feel like the number "umpteen"

 

[Ullar]

you ever feel like an iced coffee that's been in the sun too long?

 

[BP]

Feeling like a kite rn

 

[bdt2002]

You ever just sit in the college game room alone feeling like a Nether Brick Fence?

 

[BP]

its too early to be feeling like some tied shoes

 

[phoopes]

I feel like gazpacho

 

[Voltage]

feelin kinda hungry for more, you know what I mean?

 

[Lasen]

I feel like like a gag from Courage the Cowardly Dog

 

[monkfish]

feeling like an embarrassing typo that you just found in a message you sent yesterday thats too late to correct without it being awkward on account of you rereading a message you sent yesterday that hasnt yet had a response. why would you be doing that

 

[phoopes]

feeling like an embarrassing typo that you just found in a message you sent yesterday thats too late to correct without it being awkward on account of you rereading a message you sent yesterday that hasnt yet had a response. why would you be doing that

if it makes you feel better, one time I was in charge of writing an official publication for my university that would be seen by hundreds of people. The whole thing was over 100 pages long so there was bound to be at least one error but the most tragic of all was found on the very last page. It was about the history of the university’s class gifts, and I was supposed to write “clock tower.” Instead, I wrote “cock tower.”

Thankfully it wasn’t a fireable offense but that sure was embarrassing

 

[GatoDelFuego]

I'm feeling like thx noise

 

[Sijih]

feeling like an embarrassing typo that you just found in a message you sent yesterday thats too late to correct without it being awkward on account of you rereading a message you sent yesterday that hasnt yet had a response. why would you be doing that

just explain that your team of personal posting archivists were reviewing your previous posts for inclusion in your new volume 'the decree of the fish, posting of a sage'. as they were doing this, one of them saw a typographical error and informed you that a posting corrigendum had to be issued for an electronic-mail post. where's the awkwardness in that?

Thankfully it wasn’t a fireable offense but that sure was embarrassing

lol. i would have given you a raise

 

[Ullar]

feeling like a d12 in a d20-based game right now

 

[Local Dog]

A lot less like Gary Cooper and a lot more like Charles Bronson