[Expert] Snack Food Supremacy - Game Over aska's full cheesies win

[Blue_Tornado]

i COULD post a random picture of a cookie but what would be the point in that

 

[Staraptor Call]

Lynch Nachos

 

[Thorns]

p for punishment
p for pretzel

 

[Nachos]

Lynch Staraptor Call

 

[LightWolf]

Getting Nachos

Everyone who wants to get the chance to discover whether or not Nachos IS Nachos vote him!

 

[DCJ]

nachos nachos

 

[vonFiedler]

John Nachos

 

[Da Letter El]

Our salt, it was too powerful

 

[MK Ultra]

Any Word Nachos

 

[Midou]

Lynch Staraptor Call

I thought I had done this already

 

[Crux]

Lynch Staraptor Call

 

[shade]

vote scall

bullied

 

[LightWolf]

Hi my name is deadline and my name is Mar 15th, 2011, 3:24:13 PM.

Also shade I see you meet my younger brother Mar 15th, 2011 3:25:18 PM, he goes by the nickname TOO LATE

 

[Altair]

You all gather around Nachos and push him up front to see if he was really nachos. Too bad he isn't :(

Dear Nachos,
You are Ruffles.

You are a chip with little ruffles on your surface. A little known fact is that in these ruffles lie psychic energy. You plan to put this psychic power to good use by helping your Chip friends.

Every night, you may PM Altair and askaninjask “Night X - Redirect <user1> to <user2>”. Any and all actions <user1> completed during the night will be redirected to <user2>. This includes kills. You may not target any of the same users on two consecutive nights.

You are aligned with the Chips. You win if you eliminate the Cheesy Snacks and the Pop-tarts.

"Yea!!!!!!!!!!!" Staraptor Call yells and you all go back to your shelves.

It's now Night 5, which ends in 48 hours.

 

[Midou]

the ninjask has been asleep for a while.

 

[Pidge]

quiet, you could wake it up

 

[Altair]

2:15 AM.

It is a dark and stormy night inside the pantry. The familiar disgusting, foreign smell wafts through the shelves and all of you wake up, unable to bear the stench. This time, you catch a glimpse of it as it rises to all of you from the bottom shelf.

It goes into one of the shelves and takes Staraptor Call from his seat. Staraptor Calls gives out a muffled scream as you all watch, unable to stop him from being captured.

In the morning, you found his corpse.

Dear Staraptor Call,
You are Strawberry.

You are kinda like brown sugar cinnamon, expect instead of brown sugar cinnamon you have artificial strawberries and sprinkles on top.

Every night, you may PM Altair and askaninjask “Night X - Inspect <user>”. You will use your detective abilities to decipher <user>’s role PM.

You are aligned with the Pop-tarts. You win if you eliminate the Meat, Chips, and Cookies.

It smelled horrendous.

Also dead, in an unrelated incident, was iiMKUltra. He had choked on something too tough to chew.

Dear RBG,
You are Brown Sugar Cinnamon.

The “original” Pop-tart, you are brown, sweet, and cinnamonny.

Every day, you may PM Altair and askaninjask “Day X - add <user> as a flavor”. You will become <user>’s flavor and will be able to use their ability for the next night. You may not target the same player more than once, and you may find that there are some players you are not able to take as a flavor.

You are aligned with the Pop-tarts. You win if you eliminate the Meat, Chips, and Cookies.

Sucks to be a Pop-Tart.

It is now Day 6 go lynch someone or something

 

[LightWolf]

Vote Crux

Follow me!!!

 

[shade]

i been persuaded

vote crux

 

[vonFiedler]

vote crux

Also I have meat in my teeth. Waaaaaah

 

[DCJ]

vote crux

 

[Altair]

ding dong Crux is pushed forward ding dong aska grabs him ding dong he dies :(

Also a giant cake landed on top of the shelf. It sprouts a pair of legs and starts singing showtunes. You all ignore it.

Anyways here were Crux's nutrition facts:

Dear Crux,
You are Tostitos.

You are a delicious chip best served with salsa, and the hosts’ choice for snacking while watching sports. Therefore, joining the Chips was the obvious choice.

Every night, you may PM Altair and askaninjask "Night X - Inspect <user>". You will hurl <user> into a bowl of salsa, and by the time he finds his way out, you will have read his entire role PM.

You are aligned with the Chips. You win if you eliminate the Cheesy Snacks and the Pop-tarts.

And with that, the chips are eliminated.You hear a dutch man crying in the distance......

Chips info

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Dear Salty Friends,
You are the Chips.

Probably the most common snack food, you are an elite squadron of snacks bent on winning the struggle for snack food supremacy.

Your members include:
Mekkah, the Pringles, a switcher.
Crux, the Tostitos, an inspector.
Nachos, the Ruffles, a redirector.

You are unfortunately able to kill. Just remember, the best kill is the one you find yourself.

Good luck gentlemen.

You win if you eliminate the Cheesy Snacks and the Pop-tarts.

It's now Night 6 blah blah blah

 

[Mekkah]

no regrets

one last time

01[02:46:39] <&Mekkah> crux whats the difference between a pizza and a jew
[02:47:16] <@askaninjask> there are many differences
[02:47:16] <@askaninjask> pizzas, for instance, are edible
[02:47:50] <&Altair> also jewish people are generally not covered in tomato sauce
[02:47:55] <@askaninjask> well
01[02:47:58] <&Mekkah> also pizzas dont yell in the oven
[02:47:58] <@askaninjask> most of the time
01[02:48:14] <&Mekkah> you know what sucks about being a black jew
[02:48:17] <&Crux> lol
[02:48:17] <&Crux> hahahaha
[02:48:23] <@askaninjask> alright i'm going to have to take offense at that
01[02:48:24] <&Mekkah> you have to go to the back of the oven
[02:48:28] <@askaninjask> at that last joke
[02:48:37] <&Crux> oof
[02:48:47] <@askaninjask> its like on a scale from 1 to 10
04[02:48:51] <@askaninjask> 10 being oh my god i'm never speaking to mekkah ever again
[02:48:54] <@askaninjask> it was like a 6
01[02:49:02] <&Mekkah> are you black
[02:49:19] <@askaninjask> not the black joke
[02:49:22] <@askaninjask> the previous one
01[02:49:29] <&Mekkah> oh
01[02:49:36] <&Mekkah> you know why jews have big noses crux
01[02:49:52] <&Mekkah> air is free
[02:50:01] <&Crux> no, why?
[02:50:05] <@askaninjask> lol
[02:50:07] <&Crux> hahaaha
01[02:50:19] <&Mekkah> why do some jews walk faster than others
[02:51:11] <&Crux> they have coupons for free food?
01[02:51:18] <&Mekkah> they heard time is money
[02:51:25] <&Crux> lol
05[02:51:56] -moonlight.se.eu.synirc.net:@#calculator- ChanServ invited Nachos into the channel.
03[02:52:07] * Nachos (hi@there.ok) has joined #calculator
[02:52:07] <@askaninjask> :O team reunion time
03[02:52:08] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Nachos Nachos
01[02:52:20] <&Mekkah> hello nachs
01[02:52:24] <&Mekkah> welcome to #jewjokes
01[02:52:45] <&Mekkah> do you know how hitler died
[02:53:02] <~Nachos> how
01[02:53:08] <&Mekkah> saw the gas bill
01[02:53:12] <&Mekkah> and committed suicide
[02:53:18] <~Nachos> damn...not nice dude
01[02:53:21] <&Mekkah> do you know how his wife died
[02:53:26] <~Nachos> my dad died at auchwitz
01[02:53:32] <&Mekkah> lol really :(
[02:53:35] <~Nachos> yeah
[02:53:40] <~Nachos> he fell off the watchtower

 

[LifeAdmiral]

I'm going to have to remember a bunch of those jokes.

 

[LightWolf]

You are unfortunately able to kill.

How does that make sense?