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Favorite sayings and most inspirational quotes

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"The root problem with Christianity is that their god is supposed to be all-powerful and benevolent. It sounds like an easy sell; but when life turns completely to shit, you have to come up with all kinds of whacked-out reasons for why kindly old Jehovah saw fit to run over little Timmy with a combine harvester and leave him in a state of vegetative, limbless agony for eighteen years. Ancient cultures didn't have that problem. They knew their gods were a bunch of drunken lunatics who ran around boning their close relatives and turning their ghoulies into fruit-bearing trees."

That pretty much sums up why you shouldn't have to listen to stupid Christains.

Read the OP? This isn't a religion-flaming thread.


"Did you just grab my ass?"

I use that one all the time
 
お前を信じろ。
おれが信じるお前でもない。お前が信じる俺でもない。
お前が信じる、お前を信じろ!

Believe in yourself.
Not you, who believes in me. Not me, who believes in you.
Believe in you, who believes in yourself!

Simple advice taken from an anime that always helps me when I'm feeling down or overwhelmed.
 
お前を信じろ。
おれが信じるお前でもない。お前が信じる俺でもない。
お前が信じる、お前を信じろ!

Believe in yourself.
Not you, who believes in me. Not me, who believes in you.
Believe in you, who believes in yourself!

Simple advice taken from an anime that always helps me when I'm feeling down or overwhelmed.
Gurren Lagann for the fucking win.

But anyway, I love Mike Tyson quotes; they're extremely entertaining. He once said this gem to a female reporter:
It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know.
Oh, Mike Tyson, your words of wisdom are so striking.

And of course there's this one:
My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children.
I'm certain I'm not the 1st person to use Mike Tyson quotes; I just really don't want to go reading through this thread to find them,
 
Nobody reads these types of threads except for their own posts and those of people they are stalking.

Nevertheless...

"If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment" - Marcus Aurelius
 
Nobody reads these types of threads except for their own posts and those of people they are stalking.

Nevertheless...

"If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment" - Marcus Aurelius

my coach for football always tells us

"pain is just weakness leaving the body"

and when everybody is bitching because we are losing a game or we are doing good he says

" do your damn job don't worry about him you pissing at him won't do shit do your job and he will hopefully follow suit and if not well...... I'll bench his ass now get in thier and do your damn job"

and one last one is a conversation between the jauggernaut and Charles

"Yeah Charles i'm here for that tape of me fuckin that penguin"

I don't got that movie but I got yo other one juggrassic park

"Charles now you know damn well last time I went to juggrassic park to get my hair cut by a valossaraptor. I left with a tattoo of prince ablert on my nuts, I got some graphic on my ass hairs, and I got a tattoo on my chest that said long dick willie"
 
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
~Bertrand Russell

"Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted..."
~Asher Roth

The two quotes that sum up (at least part) of my life, and maybe explain my pathetic physics grade.
 
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
~Bertrand Russell

"Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted..."
~Asher Roth

The two quotes that sum up (at least part) of my life, and maybe explain my pathetic physics grade.
 
" Understand hurting you is the last thing I want to do.... However that's still on the list"

to exceed beyond ones limitations it doesn't take skill. Because last I checked you don't need skill to give 110%


the last one is the most important of the 2 to me
because you can have all the talent in the work but if you don't use it what good does it do you it's the men when work the hardest that say I refuse to be average who stand out, or I refuse to lose this game we are at least going into over time, the ones who even when their body aches and is dead tired look at you and say "you ready yet" that make big things important things happen?
 
"Be architects of your future, not victims of your environment" - seen on a screensaver at an engineering firm some years ago.
 
"Be architects of your future, not victims of your environment" - seen on a screensaver at an engineering firm some years ago.

Another one I can't believe I almost for got this it's the best one ever

"killa kid is the best uu battler I've ever played and I've played alot he 6-0 me with a driflimb and a ditto"
 
"Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. By the power of truth, I shall conquer the world." - V.


"Kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a God." - Drako; Blade: Trinity


"If I were the rain,
That binds together the earth and the sky,
Who in all eternity will never mingle,
Would I be able to bind the hearts of people together?" - Bleach


"Listen, and remember well. There are two kinds of fights. As long as we place ourselves in battle, we must always know the difference. Fights to defend life...and fights to defend pride." - Captain Ukitake; Bleach
 
We want to be special in a universe that is uncaring and cold, and in which the nature of our existence is a transient flicker, so we invent these strange stories of grand beginnings, like every orphan dreaming that they are the children of kings who will one day ride up on a white horse and take them away to a beautiful palace and a rich and healthy family that will love them forever. We are not princes of the earth, we are the descendants of worms, and any nobility must be earned.

- PZ Myers
 
"Be excellent in everything you do and the results will just happen." - Paul Copioli

"Brick walls are only there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough." - Randy Pausch
 
People who cheat may win now but are gaurenteed to lose later

I've noticed you have taken a fatherly approach to your thread, but I'm not gonna lie: the vast majority of your quotes are personally situational, or else just plain pointless. Try thinking a little deeper, and stop replying so much.

"If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."

-George Bernard Shaw
 
"Clothes do make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society."

--Mark Twain

I'm not sure if that's the quote verbatim (going off memory). Not particularly inspirational, just some clever wordplay. Unless you consider pointing out strange absurdities in language as inspirational... seems like a stretch, though.
 
I've noticed you have taken a fatherly approach to your thread, but I'm not gonna lie: the vast majority of your quotes are personally situational, or else just plain pointless. Try thinking a little deeper, and stop replying so much.

"If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."

-George Bernard Shaw


Ok now let's have this discussion for the first and last time
I said humorous and inspiring

pointless quotes are my humorus ones they aren't ment to have a point they can but don't have to

most of my quotes fit either of them and your wrong saying they deal with me only. It doesn't have to be by someone famous to be inspiring my quotes as of late have been based upon a theme of not taking the easy way out. Push yourself beyond what you believe is your limit and you will succed so you need to understand while they are simple and the moral or lesson is basic it is still insperational. Lastly so what if they are siuational? Most people only need insperation when they are in a certian situation or are facing a certian challenge so just because it may not suit you and never will who the fuck are you to assume they won't help others?
 
For a minute there I was looking through the thread wondering how I had missed it in the last day or so, when I finally noticed that you bumped your own 6-month-dead thread to share this instant classic:

"Yeah Charles i'm here for that tape of me fuckin that penguin"

That may be humorous to you, but that's means fuckall to anyone else. Not very inspirational, either. Which leads into my next, main point: it doesn't help to post these sorts of "quotes" if you're going to have 20% of the posts in the thread. Threads don't need constant guidance and response from the OP, not every post needs your input! Just sit back and let it go.
 
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