Cycle 4
Sub: billymills has subbed in for Sunny004 (inactivity)
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You all surround
Pokemon Trainer, or, as he is known to some of you,
imperfectluck.
'We can't trust him!' Shrieks the hysterical crowd.
With naught but a shrug to defend himself, the angry mob besets him on all sides. Many of the blows mysteriously pass right through him, he eventually succumbs.
UncleSam said:
Dear Pokemon Trainer,
You are Gengar.
Under a full moon, this Pokémon likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright.
You can use Hex each Cycle. If your target is inflicted with a status condition, this will kill him or her.
You are allied with the OverUsed Tier. You win if the OverUsed Tier eliminates all others.
Surely this will be a great Cycle for The Res....you all trail off instantly, and look around. Surely something bad's going to happen, right?
After a few moments, the sleeping
Cancerous starts to convulse. On the verge of waking up from his nightmares, he lurches one last time, and is still.
UncleSam said:
Dear Cancerous,
You are Smeargle.
Smeargle marks the boundaries of its territory using a body fluid that leaks out from the tip of its tail. Over 5,000 different marks left by this Pokémon have been found.
You can use Sketch each Cycle. This will let you copy any attacking move in the game, and attack one target with it. Because your offensive stats are so poor, this will do virtually nothing, but you will see how effective the move is against your target.
You are holding a Focus Sash. This will ensure that the first attack made against you will not kill you. Note that attacking abilities which would not normally kill you will still pop this.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
Well, 1 for 1 isn't so bad, right?
As this is all happening,
Asek/Gamer Boy, unaware to the crowd, raises up a fist to land another monstrous blow on an unsuspecting Pokemon. This time, however, a slightly faster Pokemon flanks him, and massacres him with an Overheat.
UncleSam said:
Dear Asek,
You are Zekrom.
This legendary Pokémon can scorch the world with lightning. It assists those who want to build an ideal world.
You can use Bolt Strike each Cycle. The impact from this ability will cause your target to not be able to perform a kill, if he or she is performing one. This will also paralyze whoever you target with it.
You are holding a Shuca Berry. This will cause the first Thief action used on you to fail.
You are allied with the Ubers Tier. You win if the Ubers Tier eliminates all others.
...is that it? Only 3 bodies? How could that be? Who else can you murder to get vengeance on your fallen comrades? Are things finally looking up for The Rest?
Find out next time (probably not next time) on Metagame Mafia.
It is now Cycle 4. Cycle 4 ends at 7 PM CST on Monday, May 30th.
Results going out now.