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Big First Official Smogon Mafia Game: Metagame Mafia - Game Over - Anything Goes Wins!
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Ｗｈａｔ ｔｈｅ ＦＬＩＰ ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｆｌｉｐｐｉｎｇ ｓａｙ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｇａｍｅ， ｙｏｕ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｇｏｏｓｅ？ Ｉ’ｌｌ ｈａｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ Ｉ ｇｒａｄｕａｔｅｄ ｔｏｐ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｋｅｋ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ Ｄａｎｋ Ｍｅｍｅｒｓ， ａｎｄ Ｉ’ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｉｎｖｏｌｖｅｄ ｉｎ ｎｕｍｅｒｏｕｓ ｗｅｌｌ ｌｉｋｅｄ ｐｏｓｔｓ ｏｎ ｍａｆｉａ ｇａｍｅｓ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｏｖｅｒ ３００ ｃｏｎｆｉｒｍｅｄ ｍｉｓｌｙｎｃｈｅｓ ｏｎ ｖｉｌｌａｇｅｒｓ． Ｉ ａｍ ｔｒａｉｎｅｄ ｉｎ ＮＯＣ ｗａｌｌｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ ａｎｄ Ｉ’ｍ ｔｈｅ ｔｏｐ ｓｃｕｍ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｔｉｒｅ Ｃｉｒｃｕｓ Ｍａｘｉｍｕｓ ｓｔｏｒｉｅｄ ｓｕｂｆｏｒｕｍ． Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｂｕｔ ｊｕｓｔ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｌｙｎｃｈ ｔａｒｇｅｔ． Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｉｎｓｔａｋｉｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｈｅｃｋ ｏｕｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｉｓ ｒａｔｃｈｅｔ Ｗａｌｒｅｉｎ ｇａｍｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｐｒｅｃｉｓｉｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｋｅｓ ｏｆ ｗｈｉｃｈ ｈａｓ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｂｅｅｎ ｓｅｅｎ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｏｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｔｉｍｅ－ｈｏｎｏｒｅｄ ｓｕｂｆｏｒｕｍ， ｍａｒｋ ｍｙ ｓａｌｔｙ ｗｏｒｄｓ． Ｙｏｕ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｇｅｔ ａｗａｙ ｗｉｔｈ ｎａｚｉ ｍｏｄｄｉｎｇ ｔｈｉｓ ｇａｍｅ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｏｖｅｒ ｔｈｅ Ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ？ Ｔｈｉｎｋ ａｇａｉｎ， ｃｏｃｋｓｕｃｋｅｒ． Ａｓ ｗｅ ｓｐｅａｋ Ｉ ａｍ ｂａｎｇｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｇａｍｅ＇ｓ ｍａｉｎ ｈｏｓｔ ｔｏ ａｎｄ ｈｅ ｉｓ ｂｅｎｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｗｈｉｍ， ｐｕｓｓｙ ｇａｍｅ ｔｏｏ ｓｔｒｏｎｇ， ｓｏ ｙｏｕ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｉｎｓｔａｋｉｌｌ， ｍａｇｇｏｔ． Ｔｈｅ ｉｎｓｔａｋｉｌｌ ｔｈａｔ ｗｉｐｅｓ ｏｕｔ ｔｈｅ ｐａｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｔｈｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｃａｌｌ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｆｅ． Ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｆｒｅａｋｉｎ ｄｅａｄ， ｋｉｄ． Ｉ ｃａｎ ｐｏｓｔ ａｎｙｗｈｅｒｅ， ａｎｙｔｉｍｅ， ａｎｄ Ｉ ｃａｎ ｒｕｉｎ ｙｏｕ ｉｎ ｏｖｅｒ ｓｅｖｅｎ ｈｕｎｄｒｅｄ ｗａｙｓ， ａｎｄ ｔｈａｔ’ｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｄｏｕｂｌｅ ｋｉｄｎａｐ－ｆｒｅｅｚｅｒｓ． Ｎｏｔ ｏｎｌｙ ａｍ Ｉ ｅｘｔｅｎｓｉｖｅｌｙ ｔｒａｉｎｅｄ ｉｎ ｃａｒｒｙｉｎｇ Ｆｌｙｈｎ， ｂｕｔ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ａｃｃｅｓｓ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｅｎｔｉｒｅ ｓｐｒｅａｄｓｈｅｅｔ ｏｆ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｅａｓｉｌｙ－ｍｏｌｅｄ ｖｉｌｌａｇｅ ｌｅａｄｅｒ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｕｓｅ ｉｔ ｔｏ ｉｔｓ ｆｕｌｌ ｅｘｔｅｎｔ ｔｏ ｗｉｐｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｉｓｅｒａｂｌｅ ｃｏｃｋ ｏｆｆ ｔｈｅ ｆａｃｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｆｏｒｕｍ， ｙｏｕ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ （ＢＡＮ ＭＥ ＰＬＥＡＳＥ）． Ｉｆ ｏｎｌｙ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｈａｖｅ ｋｎｏｗｎ ｗｈａｔ ｕｎｈｏｌｙ ｒｅｔｒｉｂｕｔｉｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ “ｎａｚｉ ｍｏｄ” ｃｏｍｍｅｎｔ ｗａｓ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏ ｂｒｉｎｇ ｄｏｗｎ ｕｐｏｎ ｙｏｕ， ｍａｙｂｅ ｙｏｕ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｅｌｄ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｉｆｔｅｅｎ ｙｅａｒ ｏｌｄ ｔｏｎｇｕｅ． Ｂｕｔ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ， ｙｏｕ ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ， ａｎｄ ｎｏｗ ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｐａｙｉｎｇ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｃｅ， ｙｏｕ ｊｏｕｒｎａｌｉｓｍｉｎｇ ｉｄｉｏｔ． Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｍｏｄ ｂｌｏｃｋ ａｌｌ ｏｖｅｒ ｙｏｕ ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｇｅｔ ｔｈａｔ ｂａｄｇｅ． Ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｆｌｉｐｐｉｎ ｄｅａｄ， ｋｉｄｄｏ．
Could've been inventions mafia
Well this was revealing.
Lynch Pokemon trainer
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Cycle 4
Sub: billymills has subbed in for Sunny004 (inactivity)
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You all surround Pokemon Trainer, or, as he is known to some of you, imperfectluck.
'We can't trust him!' Shrieks the hysterical crowd.
With naught but a shrug to defend himself, the angry mob besets him on all sides. Many of the blows mysteriously pass right through him, he eventually succumbs.
After a few moments, the sleeping Cancerous starts to convulse. On the verge of waking up from his nightmares, he lurches one last time, and is still.
As this is all happening, Asek/Gamer Boy, unaware to the crowd, raises up a fist to land another monstrous blow on an unsuspecting Pokemon. This time, however, a slightly faster Pokemon flanks him, and massacres him with an Overheat.
Find out next time (probably not next time) on Metagame Mafia.
It is now Cycle 4. Cycle 4 ends at 7 PM CST on Monday, May 30th.
Results going out now.
Sub: billymills has subbed in for Sunny004 (inactivity)
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You all surround Pokemon Trainer, or, as he is known to some of you, imperfectluck.
'We can't trust him!' Shrieks the hysterical crowd.
With naught but a shrug to defend himself, the angry mob besets him on all sides. Many of the blows mysteriously pass right through him, he eventually succumbs.
Surely this will be a great Cycle for The Res....you all trail off instantly, and look around. Surely something bad's going to happen, right?UncleSam said:Dear Pokemon Trainer,
You are Gengar.
Under a full moon, this Pokémon likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright.
You can use Hex each Cycle. If your target is inflicted with a status condition, this will kill him or her.
You are allied with the OverUsed Tier. You win if the OverUsed Tier eliminates all others.
After a few moments, the sleeping Cancerous starts to convulse. On the verge of waking up from his nightmares, he lurches one last time, and is still.
Well, 1 for 1 isn't so bad, right?UncleSam said:Dear Cancerous,
You are Smeargle.
Smeargle marks the boundaries of its territory using a body fluid that leaks out from the tip of its tail. Over 5,000 different marks left by this Pokémon have been found.
You can use Sketch each Cycle. This will let you copy any attacking move in the game, and attack one target with it. Because your offensive stats are so poor, this will do virtually nothing, but you will see how effective the move is against your target.
You are holding a Focus Sash. This will ensure that the first attack made against you will not kill you. Note that attacking abilities which would not normally kill you will still pop this.
You are allied with The Rest. You win if The Rest eliminate all others.
As this is all happening, Asek/Gamer Boy, unaware to the crowd, raises up a fist to land another monstrous blow on an unsuspecting Pokemon. This time, however, a slightly faster Pokemon flanks him, and massacres him with an Overheat.
...is that it? Only 3 bodies? How could that be? Who else can you murder to get vengeance on your fallen comrades? Are things finally looking up for The Rest?UncleSam said:Dear Asek,
You are Zekrom.
This legendary Pokémon can scorch the world with lightning. It assists those who want to build an ideal world.
You can use Bolt Strike each Cycle. The impact from this ability will cause your target to not be able to perform a kill, if he or she is performing one. This will also paralyze whoever you target with it.
You are holding a Shuca Berry. This will cause the first Thief action used on you to fail.
You are allied with the Ubers Tier. You win if the Ubers Tier eliminates all others.
Find out next time (probably not next time) on Metagame Mafia.
It is now Cycle 4. Cycle 4 ends at 7 PM CST on Monday, May 30th.
Results going out now.
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